Illegal Ass Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  4/5/2006

Well fans it's been awhile since I've had the fortune of reviewing a 3rd Degree title so I was happy today when I got a few in the mail. This one features some sexy Euro girls-- Lilane Tiger & Jane Darling along with a couple Yanks from our side of the pond-- Tory Lane & Kelly fuck'n Wells. Chris Streams has a good track record with me of producing some sexy porn and I've always been a fan of 3rd Degree boxcovers and this one is no exception as Liliane indeed has an illegal ass it's so fucking hot. The caution tape too taped across her tits adds to it as does the police line tape we see but somehow I think we'll be able to get across that line and see some hot fucking. As for the scene order it goes Tory, Jane, Niki Dark, Kelly, and wrapping things up Liliane.

Tory looks so fucking hot in her white bikini and those fingers beckon us in closer as she traces the outline of her pussy before pulling the material in tight almost making a cameltoe and eventually she succeeds though some of her pussy lips spill over and that is nothing but a good thing. The boobs on this girl are hot too and they are taken out early, I think Tory exudes such a sensual energy which can at times boil over to being quite intense and I love the balance. There are plenty of sexy views of Tory's body from tits to ass so your cock should be rock hard once the action really heats up. And rest assured the action does pick up bigtime once they make it inside, lots of good anal, cock sucking and wrapping up the jizz rains down onto her tongue. Tory is so much fun to watch and this was another fine scene for her fans.

Going on we have Jane Darling and I've long been a fan of this Euro sexpot. The mesh is getting old for me but I do like the fact it allows us to see her body, good sized ass and of course the juggs adorning her chest are second to none they are soon ripe and suckable. I also liked the fuzzy hat that Jane got to wear and as the scene gets going you see two cocks are present so some good double head including double stuffing. All the good positions are available too with this woman, cowgirl, reverse, doggie, and naturally the guys dp this blond goddess. And we have some titty fucking too leading to the pops which drop onto her outstretched tongue and she gives some cleanup. Jane has always been a sexy woman and this scene only serves to validate that with Chris providing several good angles of her body as the guys fuck her pussy and ass.

Following up Miss Darling we have Niki Dark and Chris gets us started checking out her ass and I must say from floor level it's pretty inviting and the invitation is one I'm sure you will accept too especially when the views zooms in even closer. Chris has some fun bouncing her ass cheeks up and down and the picture was a bit to orange in tint maybe but seeing such a great ass helped offset this slight technical problem for me. How can you go wrong shooting such a great ass I ask and Chris lets the shot linger longer than usual and I didn't mind a bit, a great ass is a terrible thing to waste and trust me Mr. Streams doesn't let us forget this booty. Niki does turn over and give us some good shots of her pussy spread wide and you see that asshole is more than ready to take in some cock. They move on to a brief but intense bj to Mr. Steve Holmes before he places Niki on her back so he can appreciate her pussy/ ass with his tongue and fingers. The cock too wants to say hello and it's right into her ass while Steve keeps the pressure on her pussy with some finger banging. To close out the scene we get Niki jerking the jizz into her mouth and you get a smile as she does cleanup.

Our next girl is one most US fans won't need an intro for, Kelly Wells and we get some fine ass shots leading off her tease and the only question really is are there two cocks for this fiery wench to suck on or just one. Well the answer is just one but you get some intense pussy/ ass fingering before Dillon Day gets in there and even with one schlong Kelly can bring it as the aggressiveness is there which I associate with her. The dirty talk too is flowing from her mouth as Dillon bangs her and straight to the A was also no surprise and there is also plenty of A2M gagging by Kelly. You also see some big gaping done by Kelly and to end the scene you see a few good jets of cum shot out and Kelly makes sure to swallow it all down.

Our final girl is Liliane Tiger and like her Euro counterpart Jane Darling I have long enjoyed her work. We begin with some good floor shots of her ass, some of the orange tint is in the picture but I'm able to get past that due to the beautiful ass I see before me. Chris does an awesome job framing that ass several times and we also see some nice boob caressing done by Miss Tiger, I loved the hair flowing down on either side of her face, such a beautiful young woman Liliane is. After some brief ass toy play we get two swinging dicks in the picture and Liliane goes for it taking both on with ease even doing some double stuffing. The energy is strong throughout this scene right through the sex which sees them fuck her in reverse both vag and anal with A2M as well. They also do some good dp fucking to Liliane in both reverse and cowgirl. The pops to end this fine scene go right where they should to her pretty face/ tongue with some cleanup too.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well I'd say Chris has done another fine job mixing in Euro and American girls to cum up with a gonzo stroke flick worth purchasing. Each scene offers up something worthwhile to get your freak on to, some orange tint comes in from time to time-- could just be my tv but it never really rose to a level that bothered me, I was to busy oogling Jane Darling or Tory Lane's tits or watching with amazement as Liiane Tiger stuffed two cocks in her mouth. Extra wise you have a photo gallery, the cum shots are repeated and you do get some behind the scenes. If you are a fan of any of these girls then this is well worth checking out, Chris knows how to shoot a scene to maximize a girl's best assets and these girls have plenty of those to check out.