I Love To Lick And Eat His Asshole Review

Reviewed by iconoclasm  on  1/10/2003

“Don’t Be Fooled By The Competition” declares this video’s cover. In reality, the headline should read, “Don’t Be Fooled By This DVD.”

Regarding online ads, the FTC recommends that the basic principles of advertising law apply: advertising must be truthful and not misleading, advertisers must have evidence to back up their claims, and advertisements cannot be unfair.

I bought “I Love to Lick and Eat His Asshole” solely because of its title, its implied stars, and its advertised contents. Sadly, one viewing reveals that this video should win the door prize for being the DVD least like its advertising. In my opinion, the promotions for this product strike out on all three conditions for truthfulness.

About the only thing you’ll get with this low-priced “compilation” is fairly decent packaging. Beyond that, I believe none of the stars on the cover appears in the film. As ‘Feels So Right’ points out (whose review I wish I had read), what is promised as a 4 hour video turns out to be an hour and a half long. And, of those 90 minutes, barely 2 of them contain poorly filmed and edited rimming/eating scenes. The result: I will not likely buy any more budget DVD compilations, especially from Nymph Pictures (unless Nymph were to make amends by sending me the actual DVD compilation of the actors and scenes that are on their product’s package – not likely).