I Love Lesbians Three Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  11/8/2000

Running Time: 137 min.

Production Date: 1/20/98

Director: Randy West

Cast: Stacy Valentine, Missy, Charlie, Misty Rain, Tye, Vixxen, Shane Tyler, Bridgette Belle, and, of course, Randy West and several of his friends

Extras: Photo Gallery and 7 trailers. The cover claims 360 degree real multiple orgasms and moving menus. The moving menus are menus with scenes form the feature. The 360 degree real multiple orgasms does NOT mean multiple angles.

Audio Quality: Uneven. It ends up pretty average, but the dialogue is a mixed bag. Sometimes the dialogue is really good, other times it's barely understandable it's so quiet.

Video Quality: Typical gonzo quality, which is to say okay at best.

Music: None.

Initial Expectations: With both Missy and Stacy Valentine here, I had some pretty good expectations. That is, until I saw Randy West.

Initial Reaction: Despite having Randy West, it's better than I expected.

Review: I suppose I should start by saying that I don't really care for Randy West and can't understand how he's lasted in the business this long. With that in mind, 'I Love Lesbians 3' is a lot better than I expected. In fact, I have to give Randy a lot of credit for the cast he's put together.

We start off with Randy West showing presents under a Christmas tree and talking. Everybody knows that every good lesbian movie starts with Randy West shooting his mouth off. Surprisingly, Randy gives a little story to lead into the scene rather than just sing his own praises. Shane shows up dressed as Santa delivering presents to all the good bad little girls in the room. Shane looked so hot in her Santa suit that she almost made me believe in Santa again. Each of the girls get a toy or two, but they aren't really used much in this scene. There's a little bit of one girl getting worked over by everybody, but most of the action is between couples and they trade partners a little.

The second scene is between Stacy Valentine and Bridgette Belle and lasts approx. 32 minutes. According to Randy, this is Bridgette's first time with a woman and Stacy does a very good job of breaking her in. For her first time, Bridgette does a great job. Surprisingly, there isn't much toy use in this scene, with only one vibrator being used out of several toys laying on the stand next to the bed. There also isn't any anal in this scene. Most of the scene is Stacy working Bridgette over. Roughly a third of the scene shows Stacy receiving a thank you form Bridgette. I don't exactly know why, but this scene seemed to be cut short. It was certainly long enough, but there wasn't really an actual end to the scene. It was like Randy ran out of videotape.

Leatherface introduces the third scene himself. It's one of Randy's lost scenes between Misty Rain and Vixxen and is about 36 minutes long. From some of the styles in the scene, I'm guessing it's from the early nineties. The worst part of the scene is Vixxen's boots. She's wearing black boots that I think she stole from one of the men in 'Seven Brides for Seven Brothers' and most of the scene is on the floor on a black mattress. The boots and mattress are exactly the same shade of black, and at times it looks like her legs stop at her knees. Misty and Vixxen have some of the best chemistry in the feature. They haven't worked together on camera before, and it's obvious that they've been wanting to. Unlike the previous scene, there's a lot of toy usage, and some anal also. One of the nicest things about the scene was the end of it. It was hot enough to make me want to walk away and have a smoke, but I resisted and finished the scene instead. The last part of the scene is kind of an interview with the girls where they talk a little about why they like each other so much compared to some of the generic problems in the adult film business.

Finally, we have the second part of the initial scene at about 28 minutes. This scene could have almost been a movie in itself. The two parts combined are well over an hour long. I have to give Randy credit here also. I've watched movies from other companies that weren't as long as this combined scene. Unlike the first part, this part is very heavy in toys and anal. At almost all times, one of the girls is wearing a strap on in this scene. Surprisingly, Missy is the only girl who doesn't do anal in the scene.

Tye does an amazing job in this final scene. There are very few girls I can think of who put as much into a scene as she does here. I wouldn't have been surprised if she would have passed out from exhaustion half way though this scene. Heck, I almost passed out just watching her (and it wasn't from the Killian's I was drinking). She did enough for about three scenes in this one. She was also part of my favorite line in the movie. Missy had just finished putting on the strap on and Tye was laying on her back with her legs spread. Randy, keen master of the obvious, says "You gonna fuck her Missy?". I would have loved for Missy to answer "No, dumb ass. I'm going to see how much wax she has in her ears.".

There are only a few things on the downside of 'I Love Lesbians 3'. Believe it or not, I felt that this was too long if you plan on watching it in one sitting. Each scene gets a little long, with the exception of the final scene, simple watching them alone. It almost seemed like Randy was daydreaming too. He'd do a close up and you'd have one girl's lips taking up the entire screen. In one case it was a butt. Not the entire butt, mind you. No. Randy did a close up on what I think was about a three inch square area on one cheek. During the Misty / Vixxen scene, there were several times when we got a view of the building next door. I know that it was probably so the girls could do something that we might not want to see, but with how few cuts are in the rest of the feature, it seems like Randy zoned.

Randy's camera work also limited the feature some. I know it's gonzo, but with the 360 degree orgasm thing, I expected a little better camera work. With just Randy and his videocamera, there was a lot of stuff that didn't show up well. As usual, there were some focusing problems, but more noticeable were some of the limitations of the camera. In the four girl scenes, Randy started by trying to keep all the girls on screen. This really limited what was visible.

My final complaint may be somewhat out of jealousy. In every scene, Randy was either talking to other guys there or you saw some of the guys who were sitting on the couch watching the action. It didn't seem like they had anything to do with the feature. They were just there to watch the action. Personally, if I'm watching an all - girl feature, I don't want to see guys. I don't even want to hear guys, with the exception of possibly an adult version of 'Charlie's Angels'. It appears that these are just some of Randy's friends that he invited over. I'm jealous. I also know that after some of the comments I've made about Randy in my reviews that there's a better chance of the Minnesota Vikings winning the Super Bowl than me ever ending up on the couch. Heck, I wouldn't even rate as the guy that gets to change Randy's colostomy bag during a shoot.

There are a several very good things about 'I Love Lesbians 3'. The chemistry between the girls in the feature may be the best chemistry I've seen in a feature. Furthermore, they all looked like they were having a lot of fun. The sex isn't out of the world in 'I Love Lesbians 3', but the chemistry and pure enjoyment of the girls raised it immensely. Another factor which made 'I Love Lesbians 3' enjoyable is that most of the girls are real. There are only a couple of the girls who have had boob jobs, but they aren't grotesque.

Raincoat Factor: Sky high.

Overall: If you're in the mood for an all - girl feature without worrying about a plot, you might like 'I Love Lesbians 3'. There's great chemistry between the girls which makes up for some of the camera work. The audio and video are pretty typical for gonzo, but I've seen a lot worse. The only extras are a photo gallery and trailers. Neither stand out that much.

Themes: lesbians, toys, anal, rimming