Hustler Platinum: Happy Birthday Review

Reviewed by Rubber Squid  on  11/18/2002

The strong point of this video is some very nice scenery combined with some decent looking women having anal sex. The scenes with Beata, and Katyzora and Tavalia are the hottest. There are a few more scenes perhaps than the typical American porn film.

Unfortunately the sex has a very staged and un-spontaneous feel, which is OK when the women are hot, but the garden scene with Szylvia is hard to watch (unless you like short haired women). The scene with Judith and JPX has lame dialogue that makes you cringe, and apart from that the scene (no intercourse here just oral) totally lacks energy. The plot is a typical porn film plot - that is, it is completely pointless even if you could understand it.

The sex in the film is very mechanical, making this an average porn set in a slightly above average locale.

Luckily the DVD lets you switch around and skip the lamest parts, although the dubbing into English is another sore point. I wish the directors would realize that no one really wants dubbing in porn.