Huge Fuckin' Cocks 3 Review

TECHNICAL DETAILS :
Image : pixellated
Audio : poor
Menu: basic, 5 chapters
Extras : website, phone sex ads
Duration : 60 mns (as opposed to 140 mns
on cover)

DIRECTOR : uncredited

CAST : Jodie Moore, Layla Jade, Mika Tan, Faith, Jazzmine, Nacho Vidal, Lee Stone, Billy Glide, Brett Rockman, Julian

SCENES BREAKDOWN :

Faith & Nacho Vidal : As with any Nacho starrer, it's an intense moment worth buying this otherwise average comp. Nacho begins w. a lot of dynamic finger action on cute raven-haired Faith. He the tests her gag reflex, all the while slapping his balls on the girls' chin. At one point, Faith even manages to deep-throat the whole package, balls included. Then comes the missionary. Faith keeps her laced-up fuck-me high-heels platforms as Nacho pounds & pounds. Regaularly, the Spanish wonderboy withdraws to lick & lubricate the girl's snatch. The most impressive position featured here is an inverted sledgehammer I can't even begin to describe. It doesn't last long, but one has to see it to believe it. Toe-sucking & snatch-fingering precede a close-up cowgirl, more inverted deep-throat as Faith lies upside down on the sofa, massive dong drilling into her mouth. Faith then rims Nacho's (fortunately shaved) chocolate factory & vacuums his balls (which take a weird shape afterwards). Some doggy leads to the mandatory cum-swallowing. Great scene, interspersed w.loadsa oral action : *****

Jodie Moore & Billy Glide : Jodie gently plays with a silver dildo by the pool before Billy interrupts her session to fill her mouth with his dick. Lame b/j. Jodie spreads her cheeks for missionary entry, w.lotsa close-up on her green-tinted a-hole (I'm sorry, but DON'T make her lie on a green blanket next time. The reflection is not very flattering !). Reverse cowgirl is even more uncalled for, as you can see the stretch & shape of Jodie's implants when her titties (don't) move. Quite disturbing. You almost feel relieved when comes the time for the doggie. It all ends with jizz guzzling. Really by-the-book : *

Jazzmine & Lee Stone : Lee presents lightweight blonde Jazzmine with a gigantic dildo that's almost the size of her arm! The buckle-haired cutie can hardly manage the head, and before long Lee plunges tongue-first into Jazz, ever the ladies' man. Jazz reciprocates w. a blow-job, but once again, she can barely manage the head! They swift into cowgirl, and though this hole stays unsolicited, the close-up makes me think that Jazzmine must have a very capacitating anus! Fans of rail-thin, barely chested girls will love Jazzmine. After a brief reverse cowgirl, Lee switches into a powerful missionary, as he lifts Jazz's waist off the deck chair to pound into her pussy. Great angles throughout, that enhance the contrast between Jazzmine's pallid, stick-thin figure and Lee's tanned, gym-freak stature. It culminates in a gooey facial. Great chemistry, genuine fun : ****

Layla Jade & Julian : Layla sports straight blonde locks à la Savannah. Otherwise, she's a rather hard-featured Brit w. silicone tits. She sprays Julian's thick schlong w.whipped cream, to enhance its taste, I guess. Watch out for the calories, Layla! After rinsing in the pool, they run the gamut of all the usual porn positions, which ends in a titty-tunnel facial. It's all pretty uninspired : **

Mika Tan & Brett Rockman : In an office, bespectacled Amerasian Mika fingers her twat in front of interviewee Rockman. She's got nice, heavy breasts. Mika keeps her glasses on during the blow-job, before getting piled on the desk. She then sits on all fours to accomodate a rigged dildo up her anus, while Brett fills her vagina. It's the only anal on this disc, & it's pretty good, but too brief. The requisite facial follow. An o.k scene, if only for the props : **

THE LOWDOWN : I wouldn't recommend buying this disc at full price. Digital transfer is mediocre at best and phone sex ads get in the way. Keep in mind also it plays for 60 mns at best, and not the 240 mns promoted on the boxcover ! But scenes 1 & 3 justify giving it a try if you ever find it in the 10$ bargain bin...