How To Train A Delinquent Teen Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  1/6/2012

Director TB (no relation) gathers up some gals in pigtails and plaid skirts to suck and fuck some black dudes in HOW TO TRAIN A DELINQUENT TEEN (2011, 2007, West Coast Productions) with the fellas playing teachers, a couple of cops in one scene, a janitor in another. The gals all address the dudes as "Mr." this or "Mr." that
and it's all rather predictable. Sound issues occur during story stuff whenever the camera angle is in wide shot.

4 scenes are from 2011 and all end in cream pie finales. 1 scene features Brianna Love and couple of guys as cops from 2007. On the DVD cover sleeve, Brianna is pictured but not listed in the credits; on the back cover, her encounter is included in the scene listing and summary. Wide screen.

Lola Foxx and Chris Cock (He looks and sounds a bit like Chris Rock)

Mr. Cocks reprimands her during detention but she keeps chewing gum and making passes at him. She heads to the john where she breaks out a dildo from her back pack for some pussy plunging. She returns to a classroom and stays in her teen get-up for blow job, fingering and the usual assortment of straight sex positions: mish on desk, doggy in chair, cowgirl, etc. She tosses him her panties after the cream pie drips out onto the desktop for the finale. Dark haired and tiny tittied Lola is cute but her teen clothes and story set up are weak---!! 1/2

Callie Cobra and Prince Yahshua

Mr. Prince shows up to tutor Callie. He brings her a pair of fuck-me spiked heels and convinces her to suck and fuck him on a couch with some sort of pink fabric lying around. Callie eventually ditches the school girl clothes and that's a plus but odd blow job moments detract when the whites of her eyes are in view for way too long a time. Another round of straight sex positions and cream pie finale for this thin blonde with pigtails---!!

Sara Monroe and Mr. Marcus

Sara writes graffiti on the walls of a glory hole set that the pissed off janitor must clean up. He confronts her at an unsupervised detention and fucks her on a classroom chair, teacher's desk and white couch. Sara tries to hang with the janitor by bitching some herself. She says "I could show you more bitch on your dick" or something stupid like that. At least, she sucks the handle on his mop and helps him clean off the graffiti after the cream pie finale in reverse cowgirl. However, her argyle socks and table cloth clothes detract---!! 1/2

Brianna Love and L.T. and CJ Wright

The cops catch Brianna with drugs so she takes a DP pounding to stay out of the slammer. The endless parade of double penetration positions detracts until she finally lands on the floor but even that leads to more DP. Whatever. Facials here for the finale then the cops take her shit and leave---!!

Amy Quinn and Jon Q

Mr. Q tells Amy she shouldn't even be at this school but fucks her by the lockers just for the hell of it. Terrific upright action leads to the duo landing on the floor for a variety of positions including side saddle. Her plaid teen clothes and long white socks are ugly otherwise pale strawberry blonde Amy has the best scene on the DVD---!!!

Extras include a pretty worthless 2 minute BTS meant for some DVD in 2007. There's a 24 minute scene with Ryaan Reynolds. 6 trailers and a 6 minute photo gallery round out the special features of note.

Ummm, so I guess this !! outta !!!!! final rating means that HOW TO TRAIN A DELINQUENT TEEN (2011, 2007, West Coast Productions) flunked its final exam. Points off for cheating with the inclusion of a 4 year old Brianna Love clip.