How The Grinch Gaped Christmas Review
Burning Angel
Studio: Burning Angel
Category: Alt-Porn , Anal , Comedy , Feature film
Directed by: Joanna Angel
Starring: John Strong, Joanna Angel, Michael Vegas, Xander Corvus, Krissie Dee, Small Hands, Alby Rydes, Amber Ivy
Released on: 11/18/2015
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Running Time:
95 min.
Production Date:
None given
Director:
Joanna Angel
Cast:
Alby Rydes, Amber Ivy, Joanna Angel, and Krissie Dee
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John Strong, Michael Vegas, Small Hands, and Xander Corvus
Audio /Video Quality:
The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is very clear and well balanced, and it's free of background noise except for a couple moments outside during the final scene. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks great. It's well lit a nicely clear presentation and a good hand on the camera (as one would expect from Mike Quasar).
The Movie:
Everyone knows the story of the Grinch discovering the joy of Christmas as he tries to ruin it for Whoville. Here, the Grinch (Joanna Angel) decides to try to ruin Christmas for Whoreville, and thanks to the joys of anal sex might learn a very similar lesson.
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| Amber Ivy with Xander Corvus |
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After inked dyed redhead Amber and Xander are knocked out while caroling, they wake in the Grinch's lair and decide everything's fine as they have each other. They strip down and Xander eats Amber's bald beaver before eagerly eating his meat. Xander takes her from behind before rolling her to her back and continuing to fuck her shaved snatch. He pulls Amber back to ride him cowgirl style and lets her suck him clean before she gets back on top for a reverse cowgirl ride. They go back to fucking missionary style, and Xander finally pulls out to give Amber a solid pop over her stomach and very nice natural tits.
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| Krissy Dee with Michael Vegas |
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Heavily inked Asian Krissy and Michael get busy on the couch after finding their presents ruined. They kiss and quickly start to strip down with Krissy eagerly moving in to suck and stroke Michael's meat. He helps her strip out of her sexy Christmas outfit so she can ride him cowgirl style and then lays her back to fuck her missionary style. Michael moves around to spoon Krissy, and she gives him a little more oral attention before riding him reverse cowgirl style while putting out plenty of vocals and squirting a little. He also takes her from behind before rewarding Krissy with a solid pop in and around her happy and eager mouth.
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| Alby Rydes with John Strong |
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In the spirit of Christmas, heavily inked whore Alby lets John know she'll give him her ass free of charge before he kisses her and has her lay back on the couch to feast between her thighs. Alby eagerly eats his meat in return and works in a bit of throat action before laying back for John to fuck her missionary style. John rolls Alby to the side to tap her ass and pulls out a few times so she can show off some nice gapes before spooning her shitpussy. Alby eagerly sucks his cock clean of her ass juices before impaling her ass back on his cock cowgirl style and showing off a few more solid gapes. She continues to gape nicely as John sodomizes her from behind and finally drops down for John to give her a solid pop in her mouth. As John starts to fuck Alby's ass, Joanna Angel watches and gets turned on enough to masturbate as she watches them fuck.
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| Joanna Angel with Small Hands |
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Joanna finds bum Small Hands with a "Will Suck for Food" sign and lets him know that she wants to let him fuck her and will even let him put it in her butt. He follows her off where she pulls down his pants and eagerly starts to eat his meat. Joanna gives Small Hands some solid throat action as she warms him up and then gets on all fours to let him take her from behind. She rolls to her back to let him fuck and finger her cunt, and they give each other a little more oral attention before Joanna gives up her ass doggie style. She wraps her ass around his cock cowgirl style and sucks her ass juices off it before letting him tap her tushy reverse cowgirl style. Joanna works in a little more ass to mouth before Small Hands taps her ass from behind again and gives her a good pop on her ass.
How the Grinch Gaped Christmas is a very fun porn parody. Not only does Joanna Angel do a great job playing The Grinch, but she does an excellent job with the story. The reading of the pornified version of the Dr. Seuss classic is nothing short of fantastic, and had me smiling every time as well as laughing out loud a few times. I'm anything but a fan of heavily inked performers, which can make me a lousy person to critique the sex, but it seemed very well done here as well as nicely captured. There's nice chemistry in each of the scenes and Joanna and Alby each gave up the ass very nicely with some solid gapes and ass to mouth action. I'll admit to being a little surprised that this wasn't an all anal movie due to the title, but at the same time it actually strengthened the movie by working it into the plot so anal was something special rather than a run of the mill or standard sex act. I went into How the Grinch Gaped Christmas with a bit of hope and more than a little apprehension, but came out more than impressed with the job Joanna Angel and her crew did here. Granted, it's no family classic like the Chuck Jones and Boris Karloff original, but this one's a fuck of a lot better than the Jim Carrey piece of shit that all too many people associate with the classic tale today. If you're at all curious about How the Grinch Gaped Christmas, make sure you pick it up. If you're a fan of heavily inked girls, it's probably even worth the purchase.
The Extras:
Trailers are included for six other releases. The photo gallery lasts just over four minutes. There's also a behind the scenes featurette and weblinks.
The behind the scenes featurette lasts about ten and a half minutes. There's a bit of Small Hands screwing around rapping in the kitchen and Grinchified Joanna showing off her lair. She talks about trying to channel the original Grinch movie (and how the Jim Carrey version sucks) . There's a little of the girls posing for stills and the guys having fun on the set including Small Hands rapping a little more. There's also a few minor outtakes and the scenes being shot complete with comments from Mike Quasar. This is a very nice behind the scenes featurette that adds nicely to the overall release.
Condom Usage:
None
Final Thoughts:
It's as fun as one would hope, and definitely worth checking out.
Note to Burning Angel:
I'm anything but a fan of heavily inked girls, but there's no denying that you put plenty of care into your product. Thank you for catering to those fans of heavy ink and for putting such great care into your product. Keep up the great work!
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