House of Ass (Adam & Eve) Review
Adam & Eve
Studio: Adam & Eve
Category: Anal
Directed by: Tristan Taormino
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Talon, Sarah Blake, Scott Nails, Justine Joli, Keeani Lei, Saana, Joanna Angel
Released on: 2/15/2006
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Reviewed by picman on 4/10/2006
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 There are a number of recurring conventions used in this video. There's the group backyard roundtable discussion about sex and attitudes that preface the scenes. Also, there's something called the Perv Cam, generally manned by one of the cast, and it has a distinctly amateurish look that makes it look stealthy and spontaneous. The last is the armchair interviews that bookend the scenes and have the performers individually give their impressions of each other and the sex they just had. |
 A Suburban pulls up to a house in the country with cast and director Tristan Taormino as she explains her concept in an interview style. There are interview flashes with all the participants that lead to the Day 1 log like entry.The cast is sitting around having a roundtable discussion on sex. Scott Nails seems to be planting his feet squarely in his mouth, as young men are wont to do. Later, there's preparation for a planned scene with Scott and Joanna Angel in a bathtub. Joanna cleans the tub. Cut to her in an armchair interview talking about her attraction to Scott and her high school fantasies that goes into voiceover as the action begins on a couch. Joanna's very cute, with beautiful tits, and a body full of ink. Her entire back looks like an artboard. They're out of their clothes pretty quickly with Joanna leaving her mini-skirt, pink leggings w/black high heels on. She goes down on his hog, knowing from their previous discussion how much he prizes a good bj. And it's a lovely one, too, as Joanna takes some deep draws on the big dick. Scott turns her over and returns the favor, something he professed to not really liking to do. Joanna's sweet pussy opens like a flower in bloom, dripping with dew and ready for the long bone. She enjoys the balls deep fucking and jumps off to suck the syrup from his love muscle. She can't deep throat him, but it's definitely not for lack of trying. What she is doing is awesome looking as it is. Scott picks her up and impales Joanna on his cock, carrying her over to the bathtub. She rides him in RC, the calf high socks and shoes still on, water splashing all around them. Cut to mish on a counter. She may be a small girl, but that's one deep pussy, and Scott reams it for all he's worth. Cut to standing doggy and an apparent orgasm. Another cut to side entry mish, Joanna running a small vibe over her clit as per Tristan's advice earlier. She gets off again and sucks her nectar from the cock. Being that this is a "house of ass", Joanna plants a butt plug where the sun don't shine and Scott goes back to mining her hot pussy. She goes into an interlude of toy play, working the plug, then adding a glass, beaded dildo to her pussy. Scott replaces the plug with a cock as hard as forged steel. Joanna works her pussy with her fingers and pulls Scott in deeper. Doggy anal with Joanna in a completely submissive position, her head resting on a towel and ass sticking in the air. Joanna's taking it like a champ and practically convulsing from the deep strokes. Cut to RCA. Another cut and Scott is pumping his seed into Joanna's hungry mouth. PCH to end the scene. The couple give their impressions of each other and the scene in the interview style that runs through the video. For a first Joanna Angel experience, color me impressed. I like her look, including the tattoos. She has great energy, gives great head and likes to be fucked deep. The fact that this was planned sex runs a bit contrary to what the video purports to be, and the multiple cuts don't help sell it either. Still, by any other standards, a good scene. |
 More sitting around and talking about sex, then Justine Joli and Sarah Blake talk about each other separately. Tristan leads them to some toys that the girls load up on before taking their mutual lust outdoors. They tenderly get acquainted with each other's body on the deck with Justine showing a bit of dom in her as she spanks Sarah's pretty tits. A modicum of roughness is returned as Sarah nips Justine's teacups. Sarah gets Justine's juices running, tonguing her slit. Justine lays her back and makes a meal of her pussy. Her nipples look like they're going to shoot flames as the tongue gets deep and the clit gets sucked hard. Sarah gets positioned in doggy and uses a pocket rocket while Justine roughs her up a little. She shoves a tuning fork dildo into Sarah's wet snatch and sends the vibrations through her. Sarah cums really hard, and there's no way that Justine isn't going to lick the toy. She props a leg up on the deck railing while Sarah shoves a red beaded glass dildo in her pussy. She's handed a pocket vibe to augment the penetrator and requests some hair pulling. Justine has some orgasmic spasms and looks very overcome as she settles back into Sarah's arms. Apparently, this is only the appertizer as Justine asks Sarah to fuck her with a strap-on. With her clit getting vibrated, the plastic cock penetrates like a hot knife through butter in doggy. Sarah gets into it, pounding Justine out and bringing home another "O". Cut to Justine eating at the "Y". She reaches back for the tuning fork and Sarah uses the rocket again. She cums again with Justine lapping at her impossibly hard nipples.Very orgasmic scene with an almost even give and take. As is usually the case with lez scenes, I'm never sure they're over until the cutaway. This was another planned tryst. No spontaneity to this point as far as when and who will be doing the fucking. |
 Throughout the video we're treated to something called Perv Cam, which is more about video journalism and catching unscripted moments. Here, Sarah Blake is having her first interracial experience sucking Marcus' dick. She seems to be savoring the flayva but it's all too short. Sarah gets to man the Perv Cam herself as Marcus gets his scene started with Keeani Lei, tonguing her twat, face buried in her ass. They're in front of a fireplace and the mood is kept dark and glowing in warm colors. Keeani looks great in powder blue undies. Her panties come off and Marcus spreads Keeani on her back for some clam digging, getting her pussy good and lubed for the mish penetration that has her oozing joy juice onto his hard cock. P2M, Keeani lapping at the dick like a kitten with milk. She sits down in CG. There's little doubt as to Keeani's pleasure as she seems to be leaking like a faucet. That brings on another P2M with a short face fuck that makes her eyes bug out. She gets back on in RC and starts to get verbal as an orgasm overtakes her. Keeani gets after it some more and cums again. She rewards Marcus with more head and applies her very good oral skills to his engorged member. Cut to CG and both partners are in non stop moaning mode. Some spanking as per Keeani's request, then some hot hip action as she grinds deep. Cut to doggy and Keeani is flat out wailing as Marcus pounds her juice box. They get into some cute banter as Keeani gets fucked into oblivion. Keeani drops to her knees and Marcus shoots into her open mouth. She cleans the hose out happily.I am a Keeani Lei fan and this is one of her nicest performances ever. In fact, there's less performing going on than is usually the case with her. She was really into this, as was Marcus, and her personality was let out in small doses as they negotiated through the positions. The lighting was challenging at times, but worth it because Keeani felt the atmosphere made things more special. Given the title of this video and Keeani's resume, I was surprised that her ass wasn't opened for this scene. That's an observation. Not a complaint. |
 As the saying goes: "The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry." Tristan had real life couple Jezebelle Bond and Justin Syder on this shoot, which by all rights should have amped up the intimacy factor. Unfortunately, their relationship seems to have come to an inglorious end during this weekend and they sneak out of the house on the morning of the second day, leaving a note for Tristan. The rest of the cast takes it in stride as they start their day in a hot tub.The Perv Cam, manned by Justine, is following Joanna and Marcus as they get started on a scene together. They're all giggles and kisses as they get to know each other more intimately. Marcus takes some big mouthfuls of Joanna's remarkable tits. He goes down south for a taste of snatch and finger pops her for some weepy moans. A torpedo shaped dildo gets lubed up and pumped into Joanna's increasingly hot hole. Marcus runs it between her tits and gives her a taste. Joanna motions for the real thing and helps Marcus out of his pants. Justine is shooting with one hand while another takes residence inside her pants as Joanna gets started on the knob gobbling. Cut to Joanna getting her wet pussy ready for a mish penetration. Marcus shoves his fat cock in deep and Joanna's body catches fire. They roll into a modified doggy and Marcus takes a taste of her juicy box. She wants dick so he goes back to pounding her and spanking her sweet ass. Cut to RC and Joanna shows how much she wants the dick before riding herself to orgasm. Cut to Joanna over Marcus' knees as he lubes up her horny holes and sticks a blue toy in her ass. Marcus strokes her anus till she's ready for a real fudge packing, which he starts in doggy. They resume in mish anal and it's all been good as they communicate quietly with each other. With the help of her hand, Joanna cums and cradles Marcus in a nice show of intimacy. Cut to doggy anal where he cums deep in Joanna's ass. Joanna's first interracial experience was very good. The chemistry was there and everything came off as natural and unforced as anybody could ever want it to be. A very hot scene. |
 The girls are all over each other on a king sized bed. Marcus has the Perv Cam and is ordered by Tristan to back off. Joanna and Sarah, Keeani and Justine, stray hands grabbing whatever is convenient. Sarah adds to her orgasm total and Justine brings off Keeani. There's a scrum being waged on Joanna's body, Justine doing some muff diving while Sarah sits on her face. Keeani goes in search of dick and comes back with Scott. She blows him in sight of the other three. He bends her over and fucks Keeani in standing doggy as Joanna cums on Justine's hand. Marcus films new recruits Saana and Talon being led into the orgy room by Tristan. They make some quick introductions and get invited to join in. Saana gets right to kissing Justine, but fades back to Talon so they can get each other warmed up. Meantime, Keeani's having a great time riding Scott's cock in RC. Saana starts sucking Talon's dick, but turns it right over to the horny Keeani. Scott gets the blonde for compensation. Justine rails Sarah with a strap-on while Joanna does some vibe work on her clit. Doggy for Saana, mish for Keeani. Joanna gets the two girl treatment and a red butt plug is planted. Saana does RC and Keeani's into a CG squat. CG for the steaming Finn and RC for the horny Hawaiian. Saana moves over to help with Keeani as Scott continues to plug away in doggy. That turns anal after the girls share Talon's cock with a tandem bj. RCA for Saana on Scott and Talon reams Keeani in doggy. Scott pops in and on Saana's mouth, and like the true pornslut she is, she shovels the strays into her maw. Then she goes to help out with Keeani again as Talon digs her out in mish anal. The other girls are just spectators at this point and Joanna looks like she could do with some of this action. Mish anal for Saana while she runs a vibe in Keeani. They do a stack and Talon moves to Keeani's pussy. More doggy for Saana and Talon cums over both girls' asses.Can anyone say clusterfuck? This orgy had some great snippets of sex but couldn't dwell on the good stuff for long. It seemed wrong that Marcus wasn't part of it, and that probably requires an explanation from the cast or crew. |
Bonus Scene FleshbacksBrooklyn is doing a pole dance for Chris Cannon. she tosses her top at him and crawls over to the red leather couch he's seated on to suck his cock. Keeping one hand in her panties, she gets him hard as rock for a doggy insertion. Chris pounds her hard, but she wants it harder. Nice underneath shots of her titties jiggling. P2M, then a return to doggy. Nice dirty talk by the illustrated slut. Cut to an RC penetration. Brooklyn rides hard and works her clit on this pole dance. Cut to mish, balls deep and hard. Brooklyn's body goes out of control as she cums, and that only makes her want it more and even harder. She invites the cumshot into her mouth, then some short cumplay to end the scene.This was a nice, explosive little scene. Brooklyn has great energy here and acts every bit the slut she wants to be called. |
| Epilogue Tristan Taormino coopted a video style that's become quite familiar in broadcast TV. Reality programming like Real World et al all use formats similar to this. This is more interesting because we're not hinting at, or beating around the bush about sex. It's all about sex. I don't think any great truths were bared, unless you count the discovery of Scott Nails as borderline neanderthal, but I think we could have guessed that without the interviews. He actually might have gotten more out of this than anybody, even if he resists any notion of sensitivity. While not really groundbreaking, it was actually very good. The reason? The cast, by and large, cared about making things good for each other. They had fun with each other. It helps that most of them are intelligent, thinking people, so the first good move was in casting. There was no emphasis on spectacular sex acts and less anal than I would have imagined from the anal evangelist that Tristan is. Joanna Angel has achieved a "must see more" status for me. Sarah Blake is extremely cute, and if she does more than veg scenes, I'm there. Keeani Lei is always entertaining and brought a lot of nasty energy here. As I said in the opening, I think this was a good idea, and now I believe it worked out. I don't think you need to go to these extremes for more balanced sex. You just have to put the emphasis on real pleasure. I believe that these people got that. It's interesting that the most real thing that happened during the weekend wasn't captured at all. The tension between Justin and Jezebelle was presented, but whatever happened to actually break them was off camera, definitely due, in part, to a sexual indiscretion. |
| The Disk The bonus scene was good. There's a BTS, photo gallery and trailers. |
| Recommendation I think that raincoaters with patience will like this. There's enough good sex to recommend it. |
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Prologue When
this title was announced, I had an immediate interest in it. I don't
think it's a groundbreaking concept, as I believe that Shane's World,
Sex Across America, Misty Cam, and even Nacho Vidal's gathering of stars
before shoots all fall into the same vein. It can also be seen as an
episode of Real World done without censors. Still, it's a good idea,
and could bear the fruit of a good gonzo. These people are all pornstars,
and as such, know that they're expected to have sex, so I don't think
there's going to be too much suspense about "will they or won't they".
The cast here is filled with women I don't know much about, with the
exception of Keeani Lei. The goofy Hawaiian could be a comic wild card
here and prove to be a lot of fun in this casual environment. I've heard
a lot about Joanna Angel and am anxious to see her in action. Saana is
a hot Finn, but not featured prominently on the cover. Justine Joli and
Sarah Blake are blank slates for me. Time for me to separate the heat
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