Hotel No Tell (Wicked) Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  12/18/2013

Running Time: 146 min.

Production Date: None credited

Director: Jonathan Morgan

Cast: Bonnie Rotten, Kaylani Lei, Kendra Lust, Madison Ivy, Rilynn Rae, Erik Everhard, Evan Stone, James Deen, Mick Blue, and Prince Yahshua

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very solid, just as one would expect from Wicked Pictures. The audio is clear, but the balance often seemed to be just a little off with the music being a little too loud. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks great. It's nicely lit and clear with a solid hand on the camera and eye behind it.

The Movie: In the 1920, the Worchester was the hotel of presidents and kings. Things have come down a little in the last several decades, but thanks to staff like bellhop Kyle Stone there's still an eagerness to serve any needs those who stay with them might have.

After bellhop Kyle brings brunette Madison, who's looking beyond hot in a sexy black outfit, some ice, she turns her attention to Mick, who's restrained to the bed wearing leather shorts and a ball gag. She kisses her way around him with the ice in her mouth and teases him through his shorts before freeing his cock and removing his ball gag and restraints. Madison kisses him and lets him suck her tits as she strokes his cock before moving down to suck it. Mick lays her back to eat her holes and then lets Madison slide his rubber on with her mouth. She rides him cowgirl style and has Mick take her doggie style before he rolls her to her back for some missionary work. They also spoon before Madison sucks, titty fucks, and rides Mick reverse cowgirl style. Finally Mick strokes off a nice load onto Madison's tits and face.

Erik books a room for him and his excessively inked “niece” Bonnie with the rather oblivious Kyle, and when they get there Bonnie reminds him that even if the room isn't by the hour she is. She has him come closer so she can help him strip down and goes right to work sucking and stroking his cock. Bonnie works in a bit of titty fucking and lays back so Erik can eat her in return before fucking her missionary style. She sucks him clean of her juices before riding him cowgirl style with each of her holes. Erik also taps her ass doggie style, and they add in a little fun with her ring pop and asshole before fucking each of her holes and making her squirt as they lay on the bed facing each other. Bonnie gets back on top for a reverse cowgirl rectal reaming with a bit more squirting, and keeps it up as they fuck missionary style. Finally Bonnie drops down and fingers herself to one last squirt as Erik strokes a solid over her face and in her mouth that she swallows down.

James is thrilled when Asian masseuse Kaylani arrives at his door and soon after is laying on the massage table rubbing him down. He lets her know he's feeling a lot of tension in his groin area, and Kaylani lets him know that he has nothing to worry about as she rubs him down with lotion Kaylani crawls onto James to kiss him while straddling him, and then slides down to uncover his package. She sucks his balls before sucking and stroking his cock, and even sits back so James can watch her multitask stroking his cock while playing with her pussy. He pulls her up to eat her bald box and asshole, and then lets Kaylani turn around so they can sixty-nine. She sheaths his sword before riding it reverse cowgirl style, and then lays back for James to eat her holes and fuck her missionary style. Kaylani lets James go from fucking her pussy to fucking her ass as she lays on her side, and gives him plenty of vocals to urge him on. James also takes Kaylani from behind while giving her some solid dirty talk, and finally finishes her off with a nice facial that she takes extremely well.

Brunette Kendra knows that Evan likes it when she gets dirty, and can't think of a better place to get dirty than in the hotel. After they have Kyle empty a trunk of sex toys onto the bed. Evan lays back on the bed and lets Kendra gives him a show as she strips down and plays with some of the toys. He moves in to help fuck her with the toys as well as having Kendra suck his cock a little. After Kendra plays with her toys a bit more she sucks and strokes Evan's cock as well as eating his ass. They lay back and fuck facing each other before Kendra gets on top and rides Evan cowgirl style. They keep things going with plenty of vocals as Evan takes her in doggie and rolls her around into bow and arrow. Kendra gets back on top for a little more action in the cowgirls before Evan finally lets her have a nice load on her big tits.

After Prince arrives and knocks Kyle out, Rilynn moves in to have him take care of her. She helps him strip down and kisses her way around him while letting him admire her nicely natural tits. Rilynn gets on all fours to let him oil up her ass and eat her holes from behind and then turns around to mouth his manhood. Prince mixes in a bit of pussy eating and foot worship as he fucks Rilynn missionary style, and is rewarded with a little more head before Rilynn gets on top to ride him cowgirl style. He picks her up and lays her back for some missionary work, and continues to work in more oral action for her. Prince oils Rilynn's ass up again before fucking her doggie style, and they mix in a quick standing sixty-nine before spooning. They bring things to a close with a little more doggie fucking as well as a very impressive facial finish for Rilynn.

Hotel No Tell is a very fun little couples feature with some great variety. Jonathan Morgan has been one of my favorite directors for years, and after stumbling a little a few years ago it's great to see him making a very nice comeback over the last couple years. Hotel No Tell is a great addition to the comeback, and shows a very nice budget to go along with a top notch cast, a fun little script, and a solid location. The story is very light, but gives a nice connection between the scenes with Kyle Stone as the bellhop. Kyle really shines here, and put a smile on my face in each of his scenes as well as having me laughing out loud a few times. It's a perfect role for him, and he really plays it to perfection. The rest of the cast also does a great job with the script, and each scene has a very nice little setup to keep things fun as well as often making them a little kinky. Madison Ivy starts things out looking nothing short of fantastic as a dominatrix, and turns out a very solid scene with Mick Blue. Extreme body ink is an extreme turnoff for me, but Bonnie Rotten helps me past that slightly due to yet another great sexual performance from her as well as a fantastic pair of eyes. Kaylani Lei channels the Asian masseuse stereotype for laughs extremely well to start her scene (and reminded me a bit of her “Super Geisha Girl” character from Jonathan Morgan's extremely fun XXX Avengers) as well as giving up the ass very well. Kendra Lust and Evan Stone bring back a bit of kinkiness with plenty of sex toys, as well as some nice humor as the upscale sex freaks. Finally there's Rilynn Rae taking on Prince Yahshua with a very solid interracial scene where they both seem completely into each other. There's nothing wildly unique about Hotel No Tell, but it does a very nice job having fun with the sex hotel theme. There's a very fun feeling throughout the movie as well as very nice performances from the cast both sexually and to set up the scenes. If you're looking for sexy fun, Hotel No Tell is definitely worth picking up.

The Extras: Trailers are included for Hotel No Tell as well as six other Wicked releases. The photo gallery lasts seven minutes. There's also three bonus scenes and commercials.

The first bonus scene comes from Stormy Daniels' lovely Rebound. After being interrupted by Samantha a couple times earlier, her brother Brendon finally gets her away so he can get busy with his hot Asian wife Kaylani. They kiss on the bed and help each other strip down with Brendon kissing and groping his way across Kaylani's great body. He eats her pussy and lets her suck his cock in return before Kaylani gets on top for a cowgirl ride. They also spoon before working through doggie and cowgirl. They finish things up fucking missionary style before Brendon lets Kaylani have an impressive pop on her stomach and gives her a few last kisses.

The second bonus scene comes from By Appt. Only. Cute brunette Rilynn models a little lingerie for Anthony, and when she strips down too fast he quickly lets her know. She checks to see if he's a cop before moving on, and is relieved when he lets her know that although he is a cop she doesn't have to worry because he's also an extreme pervert. Anthony moves in to kiss her and takes his time admiring her body and burying his face in her great ass. He tongues and plays with Rilynn's holes from behind, and she lays back on the couch to pleasure herself with her fingers as he strips down. Anthony moves in for Rilynn to eagerly eat his meat, and they strip off her heels before fucking doggie style. Rilynn also rides Anthony cowgirl style and lets him spoon her before he eats her holes with a little missionary fucking worked in. He lets Rilynn have a nice pop on her tits, and then drops down to eat her pussy a bit more.

The final bonus scene comes from Sexpionage: The Drake Chronicles. Heavily tattooed bad girl moves in on lab geek Steven, and after giving him a quick kiss drops down to mouth his manhood. Steven flips her upside down for a standing sixty-nine and then sets her down by a counter to fuck her ass from behind standing up. He lays Bonnie back to eat her holes and then moves to a chair so she can wrap her pussy around his cock reverse cowgirl style. She spins around on Steven's cock to ride him in cowgirl, and then spins back to reverse cowgirl before Steven pushes her forward to fuck her doggie style. They also fuck missionary style before Steven finishes Bonnie off with a nice facial.

Condom Usage: 100%

Final Thoughts: It's a very fun little feature with a great variety of action that's well worth the purchase.

Note to Wicked Pictures: This one seems like there would have been plenty of very fun and amusing outtakes. A blooper reel really would have been a nice addition to the extras.

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