Hotel No Tell (Wicked) Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  8/30/2013

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film pre-released on Wicked’s official website. As such, the bonuses haven’t been given a rating here, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and the DVD release.**

Review:
One never knows exactly what will be found behind the closed doors of the Warchester Hotel, but—whatever it may be—it’s always guaranteed to be kinky. Such is the case in “Hotel No Tell”, a very good production from Jonathan Morgan and Wicked Pictures that focuses upon a once-regal, now-rundown hotel and the dirty deeds that go down within its walls. Run by its bumbling bellhop, Kyle Stone, the establishment ends up servicing the likes of a dominatrix (Madison Ivy), a tatted hooker (Bonnie Rotten), an Asian masseuse with a penchant for extreme happy-endings (Kaylani Lei), a hoity-toity couple out to go “slumming” (Evan Stone and Kendra Lust), and even porn stars filming a scene (Rilynn Rae and Prince Yahshua). The sex that explodes out of this powder keg is typically quite hot, with the Bonnie Rotten / Erik Everhard coupling so over-the-top that it defies the imagination. (This scene alone would justify purchasing the disc. It’s that good.) Of course, the remainder of the sequences are strong, as well, particularly the oily Rilynn Rae / Prince Yahshua interracial pairing. Thrown in along with all of this fucking is a fun and comical plot that, while a bit hit-or-miss on the comedic aspects, does have its share of laugh-out-loud moments. In all, this is a very strong, well-rounded release and is definitely one worth checking out.

In terms of the sex, Scene One finds Madison Ivy (…and her super-hot body…) as a dominatrix who’s using the hotel for a rendez-vous with her “lucky” client, Mick Blue. Mick is restrained on the bed, as Madison—clad in sexy black latex, sparkling red heels, and a red choker—goes to work on him. Before long, his cock comes out, his restraints come off, and a full-on fucking ensues. Madison is flexible, in stellar shape, and perfectly tanned…and the oral and vaginal fucking in which the two partake is off-the-charts sexy. After a variety of positions, Mick unloads on her face, mouth, and chest…which she then follows up with an apparent swallow and some oral cock clean-off! Hot!

Scene Two pairs up Erik Everhard and his “niece” (hooker), tatted superstar Bonnie Rotten, in their room in the hotel after having been checked in by the bellhop. While the lead-in to this sequence is laugh-out-loud funny, the sex that unfolds is nothing short of scorching. Bonnie starts out in a pink-and-blue, tie-dyed, form-fitting miniskirt and matching fishnets…and she dives right into Erik’s pants to retrieve his cock at the first opportunity that she gets. Into her mouth it goes, and a succulent and torrid b.j. follows. Bonnie certainly knows how to bone, and she proves that as she sucks, titty-fucks, and bangs Erik’s brains out in the ensuing sequence. She looks as incredible as she is fantastic, and she squirts all over herself, her face, and the bed as she takes him inside. Part-way through, Bonnie spits on her hand and guides Erik’s “wedge” right up her backside…which she handles with as much ease as she does any other hole in her body. Of course, she does ass-to-mouth, ass-to-pussy, and—at one point—takes a lollipop ring that she has on her finger, puts it up her butt, and then sucks it off. The ring also makes its way up her ass as Erik bangs her vaginally…which all results in a geiser-like squirt. Holy fuck! This nigh-unbelievable action continues at its frenetic pace until the bed is soaked in Bonnie’s squirt, her rosebud comes close to making an appearance, and her face is glazed in Erik’s jizz. She follows this up with some oral cock clean-off. (Oh…and did I mention that Bonnie squirts all over the floor simultaneously with Everhard’s cum-shot? Yeah…THAT is entertainment. POTY-level material…)

In Scene Three, Kaylani Lei plays the part of a masseuse whom James Deen has called over for some fucky-fucky time. Looking great in her Asian-themed miniskirt and thigh-high leather stiletto-boots, Kaylani is quite the looker. She’s also quite the “attentive” masseuse, as well, as it doesn’t take her long to discover James’ real needs…which include putting his cock in her mouth. A sexy oral, vaginal, and anal fucking follows. Watching Ms. Lei take it in the bum is always a pleasure, and this is no different in this sequence. James hoses down her tongue and chin to finish off this fun time (…oral cock clean-off…).

Scene Four pairs up the snooty couple, Evan Stone and Kendra Lust, after the two have decided to go “slumming” and spend an evening in the hotel. After being shown to their accommodations for the evening, Kendra’s red evening gown is immediately hiked up…and her pussy begins to accept a variety of large toys…all as she puts on a show for Evan. Of course, the ever-ready Mr. Stone wastes no time getting in on the action, as he helps her out in her quest. While not all of the toys make it up inside of Kendra, her effort is valiant…and the oral and vaginal affair that unfolds is dirty. She eats Evan’s ass, buries her face in his infamous ball sack, and sucks his cock. He then proceeds to fuck her in classic Evan Stone style. Kendra’s pussy takes everything that he can throw out—probing and all…and the good times come to a close with Evan unloading on her left breast (…oral cock clean-off…).

In Scene Five, Rilynn Rae and Prince Yahshua get it on as a part of a porno that’s being filmed at the hotel. Rilynn looks absolutely stunning here in her see-through black top and corresponding g-string (as a single outfit), and Prince is there in all of his big-dicked glory. Seeing the massive black meat between his legs, Rilynn can’t help herself, and it doesn’t take much time at all for the pair to wind up in one another’s arms. Once Rilynn’s nude, Prince oils up her ass and then tongues her pussy and backside. She reciprocates by imbibing a dose of his dark chocolate, and then taking him inside her tight pink hole. The black-on-white pounding that proceeds is as oily and erotic as it is intense, and the standing-69 action is sexy. A gooey facial finishes off this fine fuck. Hot!

In all, this release delivers quite well in terms of the sex—particularly the award-worthy Bonnie Rotten / Erik Everhard coupling—and also in terms of its overall watchability. It’s comical, it’s fun, and it’s sexy. What more could one ask for? Check it out. It’s worthy.


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