Hot Pink (Penthouse) Review

Reviewed by Roger Herraw  on  7/24/2007

This is definitely a couples friendly vid, very much a Vivid-Playboy Channel type approach to porn, it's sorely lacking in heat.

Technical Aspects: Shot in HD and presented in 16:9 letterbox, the video quality is excellent, the audio is fine.

Jamie Lynn, the 2006 Penthouse Pet Of the Year, reads letters and we see the contents of those letters acted out.

Scene 1 - Alexis Malone

Alexis is a sexy slightly older blonde, some fondling and undressing by her partner start out the scene, then she gives a good slobbering blowjob, also she sucks his dick from behind, some gagging and spit strings are involved, looks good. She uses a vibe while continuing to blow him, they fuck in doggie (he's wearing a condom) then he cums on her back. Alexis is sexy, the scene is fairly boring.

Scene 2 - Gina Austin

Gina is gorgeous, I've been intrigued by her ever since I saw a pic of her from AEE 2006. Her hotness is wasted on this scene though. The scene takes place at night around a swimming pool, she's wearing dog tags (she was also wearing a camouflage bustier at the AEE convention, so maybe this army stuff is her trademark). She emerges out of the pool, her nice firm supple tits are squeezed by her partner, she's then put on her back to be eaten out. She then sucks his smallish and not able to get fully hard dick, the blowjob is also marred by poor angles. They fuck in doggie, then mish, and he cums on her tits. her nipples are fairly erect for the latter part of the scene, looks great. The nighttime setting and poor camerawork make this scene very average. I hope to see Gina in better, hard gonzo vids, if she's still active.

Scene 3 - Mia Smiles

Mia plays a waitress in a diner that believes in fully servicing her customers. She's eaten, sucks dick, fucked on the countertop in mish, then doggied. The guy cums on her ass cheek, she reaches behind to taste it. A very ordinary, unremarkable scene.

Scene 4 - Lindsey Meadows

She visits a dude in a diner kitchen, fondling and kissing ensue, then she's laid down on top of a serving cart and eaten. She then tastes her pussy juices off the guy's mouth and fingers. She proceeds to suck his dick and then gets fucked in mish. The dude has wood issues, c'mon man, you're fucking Lindsey and your dick is flopping around? The camera angles of her pussy look good when she's getting fucked in scissors. He pulls out and cums on her abs and pussy, and the scene ends very abruptly.

Scene 5 - Faith

Faith is a very attractive brunette, she strongly resembles Cassidey. The set up storyline of this scene is her husband wants to see her get fucked by other guys, she does so at a club. She sucks two guys (one of them is Randy Spears), nice spit strings are seen. Unfortunately in the foreground is her husband jackin', we don't want to see that shit, lol. She's doggied while blowing, then reverse cowgirled while blowing. She's put on her back and fucked in mish while blowing, Randy pulls out and cums on her pussy, the other guy cums on her neck, then the husband, still sitting far away stands up and jacks out his load, I don't know why the director thought we wanted to see that. Very hot girl, fairly terrible scene.

Bonus Scene - Michelle Maylene

Does a little stripper dance in front of a pool, then gets naked eventually. Most people prefer a real sex scene as a bonus, not a throwaway stripping scene.

Bonus Features:

the Michelle Maylene scene, some trailers for Penthouse Letters: In Deep, and Penthouse Variations: Naughty Girls and Bad To The Bone.

Final Thoughts: The girls are very hot, but wasted in tepid, relatively poorly shot Vivid style scenes. However in every scene, there are also a few minutes of good footage, but not enought to recommend as a buy, this one is a rental only.