Hood Hoppin' 4 Review
Rodnievision
Studio: Rodnievision
Category: Black
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Starring: Valentino, Wesley Pipes, Sledge Hammer, L.T., Jazmine Cashmere, Kandi Kream, Olivia Winters, Eve Mayfair, Aleia Tyler
Released on: 9/26/2005
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Reviewed by Dark Side Jedi on 2/21/2006
| The Saga The Cobra has struck again! This Jewel, Jordan has ventured to the deep dark side of the force where Black on Black sack attacks are the law of the land. Personally, I’m not sure how much money is in all ebony erotica, but when this cat shoots, it’s like Beggars Canyon back home. |
 Aleia
TylerJust looking at this girl will get you half dizzy, and then some voice like Old Ben from beyond says, “Unbelievable”. Unbelievable indeed. This flawless beauty is about 98 pounds, but 25 of that has to be tits and ass. I don’t know how this fine black bitch ran up on the porn game, but somebody circle her camp and make sure she doesn’t get away. This female was a Hood Ridah. She saddled up and went for the Kentucky Crown. She rode so hard dat this nyucka was slobbin on himself looking like he was the poster boy for Jerry Lewis. This joint was blazin from jump, and it had my full attention focused. |
 Jasmine
CashmereAt 1st glance, this Mochohantas looked like a watered down Ice D’Angelo. I know she popped up in a few titles in 2003-2004, but not giving up that fudge factory most like dried up the work. She wasted no time telling Freestylin Fresh Wes that she wanted him to rush that rump. It’s all good to me, a snooty booty like that needs to get rushed from time to time. You really can’t take Wesley too seriously. He’s a solid performer, but nowhere as good as he is on his home planet. Shjea, dat nyucka is outa this world. I wish Wesley worked at my favorite restaurant. I’d eat there every week and bring a pad and pen to jot down all the house secret recipes. Can’t you just picture that fool barking at a skillet, “Yeah, you like that bitch! I bet you like it nasty like that. Here’s some paprika fo yo ass! Just wait till I splash you with this chicken stock!” Guess that’s why ain’t nobody told him bout those 11 herbs and spices. I have to admit that Jasmine got the job done. I won’t swear to the fact that she loves anal, but I will vouch for the fact that she wasn’t in any visible pain. |
 Eve MayfairThis honey dip was cuter than Leia in that gold bikini. Her face was flawless, but her breast and hair weren’t gonna bring her any fame. The fella in this scene was so damn fair that he looked white to me. I can’t call it, but I do know that he better have gotten that purple suit back in Prince’s closet before he catches a spiked black boot in his ass. He was ass spanking something terrible. His hand must have got tired, cause right about the time he would have left girly tender, he switched up and assaulted her Shit Shelter. There was plenty of ass pounding here, but the heat never got past a low boil. |
 Kandi KreamI saw this girl and wanted to lace her up with a solid 10 on looks. Unfortunately some close up revealed flaws that made me revise my initial review. Hey, nobody’s perfect, but K2 may be just the argument implant haters have been searchin for. Ladies, if you reading, don’t cut corners when it come to your love cans! Even with that in mind you can’t sleep on her looks. I hate to steel from Yoda, but that girl makes my X-Wing rise! For a big booty bitch she sho knows how to shake her shit. She took a few square blows to her ass and this nyucka bust all over her pretty face. |
 Olivia WintersThis girl ain’t new, but she’s new to me. I can’t believe I missed her, cause she is finer than most women in the biz. She might have a couple spare pounds, but that’s just a better reason for her to work dem hips and dip baby dip! This was a good scene, but nothing classic. |
This title had beautiful women and good camera work. The sex was good, but overall wasn’t great. That don’t mean avoid this joint, but it does mean that what you see chemistry wise is closer to average. My suggestion for all ethnic titles is to have all ethnic people. If the cast can’t pass for ghetto, don’t try and pass the movie off as ghetto or hood. |
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