Honey Drippers, The (Video X Pix) Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  5/6/2009

Outside The Queens Theater, two guys discuss an upcoming Stripping Contest, which will net one lucky lady a red Porsche that's parked out front of the theater. This wacky contest and the sexual shenanigans that happen on stage/in the dressing room give THE HONEY DRIPPERS, a dated vid from 1987, an irresistible charm.

The bad perms and big hair plus hairy genitalia of 1987 xxx usually drive me bananas but director J. Angel Martine has put this vid together in such a way that the sexual action never really stops. Barbie Dahl fucks a couple of guys in sexual encounters that book-end the vid; meanwhile, other strippers are busy, always busy, at the theater---dancing, fucking or sucking.

Barbie and her out-of-work hubby get things going. After fucking for two hours, her tired hubby has had enough but Barbie declares "shut up and let's fuck." With big boobs, a nice ass and even bigger hair, Barbie Dahl fucks her tired beau on a couch, which begins with some 69 stuff that turns into cowgirl.

Meanwhile, at The Queens Theater, a judge/MC (Joe Santini) takes one of the contestants, Cindy, a slender, tight-bodied, small-boobed stripper-chick back to the dressing room.

Action switches back and forth between blow jobs administered by Barbie and Cindy. Action switches back and forth as hubby doggy-fucks Barbie and cums on her round butt cheeks, while the MC doggy-fucks then mish-fucks Cindy.

Meanwhile, another judge (Ashley Moore) wanders back stage with another contestant, Ginger; both land in the dressing room for blow job stuff, pussy sucking and 69 action. After a shot of The Queens marquee, more blowjob action with Cindy and the MC follows.

Barbie wanders up to the outside of the theater and talks to the stage-hand about entering the contest and winning the red Porsche for her out-of-work hubby, who, unbeknownst to her, just so happens to be inside working as one of the judges.

In front of a big red curtain on the theater stage, Cindy starts off the stripping contest as she dances then takes off a gold-lame string bikini bottom that could not hide her abundance of pubic hair be it on or off.

Meanwhile, Ginger and the other judge kiss while cowgirl fucking in the back, then dancing and fucking action switch back and forth. The on-stage dance ends; a back-stage cumshot lands on Ginger's ass.

Barbie is up next so she dances and strips off some white lingerie and garters, which pisses off her hubby. After her little strip tease and nekked dance, hubby goes back-stage but finds another contestant Debbie. (Penthouse Pet Stacey Nix also known as Barbara Dare) Those two go at it back-stage while Barbie sucks the stage-hand somewhere near the red curtain on-stage.

While Ginger strips and dances in front of the curtain, hubby continues sucking Debbie's twat while Barbie sucks the stage-hand's cock near the red curtain, which curiously turns orange during this sequence!!!

After a suck and fuck session back-stage, Debbie get her chance to strip and dance in front of what's now an orange curtain but loses the contest to Barbie, who is nearby taking a mish fucking from the stage-hand. The vid ends with our winner seen driving off with her hubby in what's now an orange Porsche!

What a nutty vid! The sex scenes are nothing special in of themselves, and rate overal about !! 1/2 outa !!!!!; however, the intercutting of all the xxx action with the contest really sets this little 69 minute vid apart from productions of any era.

So, I am over-looking the dated-look of the performers and the curious color shift of the finale to give THE HONEY DRIPPERS (1987, Video-X-Pix re-release 2006) a final rating of !!! outa !!!!! Someone please re-make this strange little xxx gem.

Extras include a 4 minute interview with Seka, a brief slide show of other classic era stars, trailers for EROTIC WORLD OF ANGEL CASH and LITTLE ORAL ANNIE TAKES MANHATTAN.