Hercules (Wicked) Review

Description
This is a comedy feature by Jonathan Morgan. Hercules sets out to perform 12 feats, while the goddess Hera puts obstacles in his path. Yes, condoms are used, usually discreetly.

General Impression
Wow! We would have been happy to have this movie run longer. It's not just the sex carrying the movie, but the plot and acting were highly entertaining. I was surprised by the quality of Space Nuts, and here again, I have to refer to some of the stars as actors, not just performers. Mike Horner is squirmy fun as the pompous narrator. Julia Ann nails it as the sarcastic, bitterly funny, scheming Hera. Evan once again steps up to the plate, and manages this time to play a moronic, oblivious Hercules with Randy Spears as his whining and cowardly sidekick Perseus.

Sex Scenes
Hera (Julia Ann) meets Ian, a supplicant at one of her temples. She doesn't want to hear his hilarious little sob story about a starving family, she wants action. He gives it to her -- in mish, reverse cowgirl, and doggie.

Perseus (Randy) gets it on with virgin Dee in a garden at night. She gives a damned good blowjob, this being her first time and all. Standing doggie, and there's a beautiful fog rolling in by the time they are in reverse cowgirl. Then she's really milking him, sucking and stroking him off with her own hands.

After defeating a mythical bear, a minotaur, and a hydra, Hercules and Perseus are given the mild-sounding task of picking a golden apple in the woods. Hera sends wood nymphs to distract them. And indeed, Hercules is mightily distracted by Gina Ryder and Cherie. Birds chirp in the trees as he stuffs them every which way before wanking between them.

Fujiko applies for a position in Hercules' band of warriors, but she strikes out, so she demonstrates her other skills with Steve Hatcher and Pat Myne. I like seeing Pat whisper-babble, his words meant for her, not us. Standing doggie with each gent, then mish anal on the edge of a fountain as she sucks Steve's dick. This was our favorite scene.

The amazon queen (Sydnee) captures Hercules and his men, and she takes Hercules for herself, using him (piledriver, rcg, spoon) and discarding him.

The other amazons, Flick, Lezley, Zana, and Ashley, take equally good care of Lee, Randy, Steve, and Alex, in a nightime orgy around the campfire.

Hera travels to the underworld in order to coax Hades (Joel Lawrence), to help her in thwarting Hercules on his last task. Kristal helps Julia to give him some good convincing.

Then Perseus spies on Stephanie, Kaylynn, and Holly, who are three demons in the underworld, as they enjoy each others' oral favors in a daisy chain of mewing girls.

Extras
An utterly exhausting array of extras will keep you busy for longer than the movie! On the first disc, there's a commentary by Randy, Julia Ann, and Jonathan, as well as a multiple storyline feature, bios, and multiple angles for popshots (including one for a female orgasm! Eh?!).

On the second disc, you'll find a Making of feature, Director's Diary, pre-production (including makeup and auditions), deleted scenes (which are not really scenes, just clips), a very brief alternate ending, an interview with Julia Ann (in which she discusses watching the AVN awards on tv with her grandmother), bloopers, galleries, Girls of... , and more. Whew! There's plenty!

Summary
This movie is good enough to watch even without the sex. Highly recommended.

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