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Hellcats Review

Evil Angel

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Reviewed by MLyons  on  10/19/2003
   
Hellcats with Cris Taliana

Mike Lyons Reviews    

   
Studio
Evil Angel

Director
Joey Silvera

Cast
Demi Marx, Avy Scott, Cris Taliana, Kinzie Kenner, Kacey, Shyla, Sean Michaels, Wesley Pipes, Kohl Mynah, Mark Ashley, Manuel Ferrara, Sledge Hammer, Mandingo, Brandon Iron, Dick Delaware.

Genre
All Sex, Gonzo

Audio/Video
Solid video with outstanding Joey-esque camera work.  Audio was clear and functional.

Extras
Cast List By Scene, Extra Sex Footage, Fetish Menu, Photo Stills, Cast Videographies

Music
Forgettable porn music--used only during titles.

DVD Format
1 Single Sided Dual Layer Disc
Condoms
None

Female Orgasms
2-3

THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT
Those who like gorgeous young girls having sex (with an edge) without the heavy handed act specific checklists that seem so prevalent in today's porn.

THOSE WHO SHOULD STEER CLEAR
Those looking for double anal, swallowing, cream-pie, stretch-fests.

IF YOU LIKED THIS TITLE, YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
Volumes of the Joey Silvera's New Girls series.  Other titles directed by Joey Silvera.

Mike Lyons' Porn Tastes

Although my reviews are very subjective and my tastes will become apparent to those that read them, this list is intended as a quick reference to Mike Lyons so the reader may quickly asses where he/she differs from my personal porn preferences. I hesitate to classify myself as a raincoater, as that term sometimes implies porn preferences that I do not possess. However, I will admit to being a "pervert with raincoater tendencies", especially when it comes to my love of what I call "dominant sex with a conscience." The following is a non-definitive list of some of my most prevalent likes, dislikes, and Indifferences:

  • Small bodied, young looking (but not necessarily barely legal) girls
  • Good Performers
  • Attractive women. No matter how good a performer, if I don't find her attractive, my interest is lost
  • Sexy outfits, and I love it when they, or parts of them, remain ON while the performers are having sex.
  • Anal
  • Female orgasms
  • Good Lighting and Videography
  • Facials
  • Dirty Talk--Most notably when interactive between man and woman (i.e. when both are into it)
  • I really like sex that has themes of domination, where both participants are into it. This includes:
    • Spanking
    • Deep Throat
    • Light Gagging
    • Hair Pulling
    • HOWEVER--See Below!
  • I dislike sex with physical overtones of rape--including acts like:
    • Face and Breast Slapping
    • Choking
    • Puking
    • Unerotic Sexual Endurance Tests (i.e. Max Hardcore, Gag Factor)
  • Sex scenes with more than two participants (There's always room for exceptions, however)
  • DPs, DAPs, or DPPs
  • Any Kind of Breast "Enhancement"
  • Excessive Tattoos and Piercings
  • Music that Masks Performers' Voices
  • Anal Gaping (I don't get it...)
  • Plot (It can get in the way, but it can also be amazing)
  • Swallowing. (I like it but I don't need fiber-optic mouth close-ups and signed affidavits for proof that the act occurred.)

Mike Lyons' Porn Tastes subject to revision without notice!!

PREFACE:
I admit it.  I am turning into a bit of a Joey Silvera freak.  Not that I wasn't one before, mind you, but with the flood of new act driven studios and titles, and the markedly hit or miss product that the industry is trying to pass off as "gonzo" these days, Joey has really been one of the few I can trust to deliver consistent results.  He has great taste in girls, great creativity with his set ups, great affinity for edginess, and great execution that results in scenes that are truly worthy of the gonzo label.  In short, he's one of my favorites, and now that I've said that in various places about three hundred million times, I guess I should clam up before I lose all my credibility.

INTRODUCTION:
Hellcats with Cris Taliana is a brand new series from Joey--which probably differs from his other series in name only, but that's really not what's important.  What is important is the cast.  Joey has assembled a group of ladies that made the acquisition of this title irresistible to me--possibly the most notable of which is the return of Kacey.  Along with Kacey come Cris Taliana, and Kinzie Kenner--two girls who I just think are incredibly sexy.  Avy Scott, Demi Marx and Shyla round out the cast, and they aren't too shabby either.  At this point, I'm expecting the normal Joey fair--and if that's what I get, I don't expect I'll be disappointed.

 

SCENE 1:
DEMI MARX, AVY SCOTT & SEAN MICHAELS
The Girls
Avy Scott is a big breasted cutey with a sultry voice and a pretty smile.  I first saw her in Service Animals #13, and although she was a good performer, I have to say that she's just not my type.  She's certainly lots of other peoples' type though--not to worry about that.  Demi Marx is a brunette who more fits the MLyons criteria for "hottie".  Although she lacks the super captivating smile that I look for, hers is nice enough, and she does have a mighty fine body.  Avy is wearing jeans and a sleeveless T-shirt, while Demi wears a green skirt and white shirt.

The Action
Demi comes to Avy's door, selling cookies.  Avy is more interested in Demi's shaved "cookie" and immediately digs under Demi's skirt and cute panties to get a better look at it.  After some coercion involving a $50 bill and a promise to buy more cookies, Demi is brought into the house to meet Sean Michaels.  Before long the girl-kissing and breast licking commences, followed by a sloppy, sexy blowjob mainly by Demi with some mild dominant undertones that I like lots and lots.  Demi is looking mighty tasty here as she and Avy take turns swallowing Sean's cock as best they can.  Avy then takes Sean doggy style and then missionary while Demi receives some tongue and plays with some toys.  Avy takes over and orders Sean on to his back so she can ride him cowgirl--she manages an orgasm in this position, and that's always a nice bonus.  It is then Demi's turn as she gets fucked missionary and then cowgirl as Avy plays the supporting role giving Demi some ass spanks and some hair pulls while Demi labels herself a bad girl--all some very nice little touches.  Avy then prepares Demi's ass with her fingers before Sean enters her behind from behind.  After a little ass fucking, Sean pulls out and cums on both girls faces.   

The Gist
This was a pretty darn enjoyable scene.  I liked the light hearted "girl scout" set up, and the mild dominant aspects as Demi played a submissive role.  She was quite a cutey and Joey lent his usual behind the camera encouragement here and there.  Avy is a cutey as well--although in a different way, and played the mild dominant role well.  All in all some good eye candy, a great blowjob, and some well shot sex.  Quite enjoyable.

 

Demi Marx & Avy Scott Video Captures
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SCENE 2:
CRIS TALIANA, WESLEY PIPES, KOHL MINAH & MARK ASHLEY
The Girl

I first saw Cris Taliana in Runaway Butts #7, and Service Animals #14.  Certainly not her first appearance on the scene, but then again, I'm not a super-porn hound either.  From what I saw of those videos, though, Cris is a generally happy, and spunky girl, besides being just fucking cute as a button.  All that adds up to "hottie", and a person that I wouldn't mind getting another gander at.  Cris looks to be of Asian descent, although she is 100% American in attitude.  She wears some red body-hugging lingerie as well as some fishnet stockings that look just peachy keen.

The Action
Cris takes some time to drive Joey (and me) wild with some nice tease action as she shows off her ass, and masturbates for our benefit.  Before long, the requisite guys show up, and Cris starts getting her pussy and her nipples licked.  Damn she has gorgeous breasts.  Wowee tow.  Cris gets licked and fingered for a while, and it looks like she manages to cum in the process.  She sure has a big smile on her face afterwards in any case, and that smile is almost worth the price of the disc alone.  In the immortal trash talk of Wesley Pipes, Cris "passes the head around" as she sucks and hand pumps all the guys.  Cris' pussy finally gets a little attention as she takes some dick in both the doggy and cowgirl position.  All three retire to the bedroom and Cris continues to get fucked missionary by Kohl as she orally services the other two men.  Her shaved pussy and fishnet legs look freakin' awesome here, and she further shows them off by putting on a little masturbation show for the guys before the pussy fucking continues.  Before long, Mark Ashley positions his dick in front of Cris beautiful face and jacks some cum onto it.  Cris decides that makes her want to fuck, so the two black guys are only too happy to oblige with a little (but not a lot of) double vaginal penetration.  She finishes off with some doggy style fucking from Wesley as she sucks on Kohl.  They both cum on her face and tongue, ending an enjoyable scene.

The Gist
Although Cris isn't the most out and out interesting performer out there, I have to say that I have great big bias in her favor because she's just so darn beautiful.  I also like her light hearted attitude and willingness to laugh and smile.  Those things along with her sexy outfit and Joey's camera work made this scene quite satisfactory for me.  Some people dislike Wesley Pipes' banter, but it tends to make me smile, so you can take that as you may.  Regardless, Cris looks great, and although this scene is fairly average as Joey's work goes, his "average" scenes surpass most directors' "great" ones.

 

Cris Taliana Video Captures
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SCENE 3:
KINZIE KENNER & MANUEL FERRARA
The Girl
I first saw this beautiful girl in Platinum X's Intensities in Ten Cities directed by Brandon Iron.  Although a little on the raw side, it was a pretty decent little video, and Kinzie's scene with Manuel Ferrara was one of the best on the disc.  Kinzie is a gorgeous honey blonde with a killer smile and a beautiful body, and I'm looking forward to seeing her in action again.

The Action
Joey takes some time to talk with Kinzie about her roommates (two former subjects for Joey's camera in his previous efforts apparently), and asks her to show us some of her dancing moves.  She is so fucking gorgeous it hurts.  Finally she sits down with Manuel and they start to kiss.  This is followed by some cocksucking and a little spanking before the pussy fucking, cowgirl style, starts.  There's a fair amount of spanking a even a little face slapping before they transition to reverse cowgirl, and Kinzie seems up for it all and she really seems into Manuel.  A standing doggy follows, and then Kinzie takes some time out to suck on Manuel's toes and lick his balls before she tries to get herself off with a pocket rocket while they kiss. Kinzie almost makes me cum just by watching her cum.  I love that Joey is encouraging this kind of behavior more and more--even if the female orgasms aren't authentic sometimes (and who am I to be able to tell), just the fact that they are trying is a big leap forward in my book.  In this particular case, though, I do believe that Kinzie came.  Following Kinzie's orgasm, Manuel cums on her face, rounding out a very nice, chemistry laden scene.  

The Gist
Kinzie is great--don't get me wrong, but what really makes this scene is her obvious rapport and attraction to Manuel Ferrara.  Manuel is a fantastic performer who's not only very Joey like in his way of adding something different to a scene, but he's attractive, the women like him, and he obviously enjoys sex very very much, which is in sharp contrast to a lot of other male performers out there today.  I can't overstate what a great impact a male performer like this has on a scene.  The chemistry between them was great, and I get the feeling that Manuel helped bring out in Kinzie some things that she otherwise would have kept hidden from the camera.  Kinzie is beautiful, she has an orgasm, and she gets fucked.  The scene seemed to rush by for me, though, and the positions didn't seem as well captured as they could have been, but those are minor complaints about an otherwise very hot scene.

 

Kinzie Kenner Video Captures
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SCENE 4:
KACEY, SLEDGE HAMMER & MANDINGO
The Girl
Kacey---ahhh sweet Kacey.  Kacey started out a couple years ago, principally with Ana/Diabolic, doing a few excellent, and one or two not so excellent scenes with them.  She's had a bit of a touch and go porn career and seems to be a little particular about who she gives her best to.  Joey has featured her twice in his Service Animals series (#6 and #9) and both performances are, in my opinion, some of her best work.  She's done a little intermittent work on the internet in the past year or two, but, to my knowledge, made no major appearances on DVD in that time period--until now.  I for one am very much looking forward to Kacey's return--especially when that return comes in front of Joey's camera.  For those who've been under a rock the past few years and don't know Kacey, she's a mind bendingly cute girl-next-door type with a beautiful smile and a nice body.  She's a little heavier here than she has been in the past, but that's not to say she's overweight by any stretch.  

The Action
Kacey wears some short jean cutoffs, a shear black top and a choker collar as she shows off her body to Sledge Hammer and Mandingo.  She sucks on both men's nipples and strokes their cocks--would that I could get her to do that to me.  Kacey has not lost  any talent for cocksucking as she tag teams the men with her mouth while they play with her pretty titties.  There's a position shift as Kacey continues to take the massive Mandingo as far as she can while Sledge eats her out.  Finally, Kacey mounts Mandingo cowgirl as she sucks on Sledge's cock.  She then takes it doggy and then missionary, and I have to say, she looks quite fantastic to me, especially when she finally sheds that fantastic black shear top and her body is fully revealed.  A couple more vaginal positions and a little throat fucking finish it out before Kacey is "rewarded" with a couple nice facials.

The Gist
This was a signature Kacey scene--characterized by some nice throat fucking, some nice pussy fucking, and a girl who just seems too innocent to be there--even though Kacey is by now, anything but.  I really like Kacey, and this scene, although not the most interesting or intense that I've seen her do, was a nice one nonetheless.

 

Kacey Video Captures
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SCENE 5:
SHYLA, BRANDON IRON & DICK DELAWARE
The Girl
Just to be clear, this is obviously not Shyla Stylez--the blonde Canadian who got sucked into the Jill Kelly Productions fold.  This is Shyla of Hawaiian and Korean descent who claims to "like it rough".  Shyla is a cute girl with a great body wearing a plaid school girl skirt with a white shirt and fishnet stockings.  Always a great combination in my book.  

The Action
Joey talks to Shyla for a minute or two before Dick Delaware starts hucking boxing gloves at her while she masturbates.  She immediately responds to this by crawling over and sucking his dick.  Soon enough Brandon Iron joins the fray and the throat fucking begins in earnest.  At times the throat fucking gets to be a bit much for me, but Shyla is trooper and seems to handle it well enough.  Eventually Dick Delaware starts fucking her missionary through her crotch-less panties and things start to pick up for me again.  She "squirts" a couple times before Brandon takes over fucking her doggy style.  Although I don't care much about squirting, and I'm doubtful about its meaning, I'm sure that its presence will be significant to some.  Eventually Dick Delaware gets a chance at Shyla's ass from behind as she sucks Brandon's cock.  She does some A2M, and then resumes the anal activities in the missionary position.  Dick and Brandon cum on her face in turn and thusly, the scene ends.

The Gist
This was an ok scene, with a couple nice moments.  I wasn't a fan of the initial throat fuck segment, as it just seemed a bit too much for Shyla, and was in turn a bit too much for me.  Shyla is a cute girl, and there were some nice things to look at here, but the action wasn't particularly interesting in terms of dynamics and chemistry.  A decent scene, but not a great one.

 

Shyla Video Captures
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PRODUCTION QUALITY:
The production quality strikes that normal balance between raw improvisation and excellent presentation that is typical of Joey's efforts.  I love his balance between close-ups and wide shots, and his focus is always on capitalizing on the strengths of each individual girl.  Admittedly, this one seemed a little more raw than usual in places, especially the Kinzie Kenner scene; but that might have had to do with the limitations of the location.  Otherwise, this was typical Silvera.

DVD QUALITY:
Excellent picture quality is generally a characteristic of all Evil Angel discs and this one is no exception.  The DVD is well authored in the typical Evil Angel style..

EXTRAS:
Besides the Evil Angel staples such as a cast list by scene, a fetish menu, cast videographies, and production stills, there is also about 21 minutes of extra footage included on the disc.  Extra footage from all the scenes is included, with some especially weird material from the Shyla scene (a boxing match with Brandon Iron), some especially good material from Kinzie's scene (more tease and interaction with Manuel), and some exceptionally sparse material from Cris' scene (a single butt shot with some Wesley Pipes banter).

OVERALL:
One thing that confused me about this title was the title itself--Hellcats with Cris Taliana. Cris had no more role in this title than anyone else did, and I was confused about her inclusion in the title itself.  Does this mean Cris will be a regular performer in the series, or does this mean the series will "feature" a different girl with every subsequent volume.  Only Evil Angel knows for sure, I suppose, but speaking for myself, I wouldn't have minded seeing Cris as a host or common link between the scenes.  One other aspect of wishful thinking that I was engaged in was the possibility that this series might nurse the idea of a more dominant female role.  Joey has flirted with this concept in past scenes of the Service Animals series, and it's an idea I very much enjoy.  After watching the first scene with Demi and Avy, I thought perhaps that Hellcats might be Joey's pointed exploration of female dominance and role reversal, but it ended up being exactly what I thought it might be--just another Joey disc with a different name.  We'll see how the series plays itself out, but as I've said before even Joey's average efforts are usually far above average in the grand scheme, and I'll try to follow this series just as I do his others.  For me, no single scene stood out as better than the others on this disc.  Cris, Kacey and Kinzie all had nice scenes, as did Avy and Demi.  It's easier to point out my least favorite scene--Shyla's--only because it seemed like following through on a challenge more than it seemed like mutually pleasurable sex.  Because of the cast and the consistent unique touches that Joey brings, this disc nicely hit the spot for me, but it lacked the focus and that intangible magic that seems to be indicative of his best work.


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