Hardcore Hairdresser Review

Reviewed by LaNIKITA2000  on  11/11/2000

TITLE: Hardcore Hairdresser

Studio: VCA DVD

Director: F.J. Lincoln

Date of Release: 7/1999

Talent: Lauren Montgomery, Maya Divine, Ginger Paige, Tracy Love, Elle DeVyne, and Keri Windsor

Length: 1 hour 57 minutes

Format: Single-sided single layer

NOTE: Condoms used in all vaginal and anal penetrations

Synopsis: Nikita (Lauren Montgomery), a city woman, has just inherited an old barber shop located in a small town from old Uncle Wynn. She has some big plans for this shop in more ways than one.

Scene One: Lauren Montgomery and a man

Adam, the cowboy barber, narrates the story involving Nikita.

Nikita and her boyfriend checks out the old barber shop and in the process they have sex. She appears to be in her thirties and not really attractive but she has the skillz! Lauren undresses him so she can suck his rod. She uses a hand-mouth combination by sliding her hands down his shaft while she sucks. After several minutes, the man slides her plastic transparent undies off. He fingers and licks her pussy until he penetrates her. Fucking occurs in the fairly standard missionary position. Next, he enters her ass doggy style. During the initial minutes of the ass-fucking, clear liquid drops from her pussy lips. He grabs a hold of her breasts while he assfucks her. Finally, he unloads on her ass. 

Scene Two: Lauren Montgomery and Keri Windsor

Lauren is about to give a bikini wax application to her client (Keri Windsor). Keri is a blonde with an ok looking face. One of the traditional barbers tells her that this is a barber shop and that the bush trim should be done with scissors. Lauren steps away and lets the barber perform the operation. After he trims the bush, he applies some shaving cream. Then, he uses a traditional razorblade to scrape away the fine pubic hair. It was entertaining to see the different facial expressions of Keri and the barber. Keri seems a little scared while the barber gives his 110% worth of concentration. 

Lauren wants to test how smooth it is. She goes down on Keri and starts licking away on her smooth and hairless pussy. After Lauren undresses herself, Keri performs oral sex on her. Keri brings out her big gun (strap-on) and fucks Lauren doggy style. Keri "climaxes" and tells Lauren to suck her plastic strap-on. 

Scene Three: Maya Divine and a male

Nikita hires a new shampoo girl Gloria (Maya Divine). Gloria has nice huge breasts and uses them to tease her client while she washes his hair. She giggles uncontrollably while her breasts inch ever so close to his face. She dries his hair by pushing them against her breasts. At this point, her top is wet and she decides to take it off revealing her enhanced breasts. They fondle each other until she gives herself the go ahead and sucks some head. 

After this, she sits on his face and enjoys some oral. Next, he fucks her pussy doggy style. Her enhanced tits move about with every butt slap and every thrust. Maya is a great moaner. This is followed by fucking in the reverse cowgirl position. The best moment occurs during the reverse cowgirl position when she gyrates on his dick in a forward- backward movement. Finally, he jerks off onto her tits delivering a sizeable load.

Scene Four: Tracy Love and a male

Lauren has renovated the shop and has made it very nice. She distributes the new purple uniforms to her employees. Her boyfriend walks out of the place in an angry state. Lauren introduces the new manicurist/pedicurist to the barber/narrator. The male manicurist, Alex, seems to be gay in the barber's mind. He walks out in anger since he does not want to associate with Alex.

Meanwhile, Tracy Love puts the move on Alex and after a few minutes gets his cock excited with her feet. Tracy is a master filthy talk and this scene proves it. She has short-mid blonde hair and a "fuck me" face.

He goes down on her and starts sucking her pussy. Tracy says, "suck that cunt. ah-hah. yeah. oooh. mmmh." She returns the favor by giving him an excellent hummer. She does some no hands BJ along the way. 

After the oral sex, they go right into the anal sex reverse cowgirl position. She asks him, "You like fucking that ass. . .Oh that's it baby." Tracy is one of the most enthusiastic ladies as well as one of the filthiest talkers in porn. Next, he fucks her ass doggy style. He unloads his semen on her back.  

Scene Five: Tracy Love and a male

The cowboy barber, Adam, has returned to the shop and cleans the floor. Lauren cuts Elle's hair. Elle sees the cowboy/barber and mentions that she would like to ride him. Meanwhile, the cowboy hears this and he slips into fantasy land. . .

In dreamland, he fucks Elle's pussy cowgirl position. Next, she lubricates his dick with her mouth and tongue. They return to fucking doggy style. Elle's tits bounce up and down while she rides him. She returns to mouthfucking him until he finally cums on her breasts.

Scene Six: Lauren Windsor and a male

A male client, Mr. Green, enters the store and is upset that it is no longer a barber shop. Lauren consoles him tells him to relax while she "performs" with him. She tells Adam to go home early. Before the sex starts, the Mr. Green tells her that he is very influential person in town. He is a councilman. Lauren is turned on by this so he lets him go down on her. After several minutes of cowgirl and missionary fucking, he cums on her chests. 

He is about to leave but Nikita (Lauren) is not done with him. She notices that he has some gray hair and she urges him to have some coloring done to his hair. Something has gone horribly wrong. Mr. Green now has green hair! What a mistake. As a result, Mr. Green runs Nikita out of town leaving Adam to run the salon. 

Scene Seven: Ginger Paige and a man

Adam does not mind since she has a new "cowgirl", Gwen, in town. Adam has a sugar mama! After the brief narration, the sex starts right away.

Gwen sucks on his rod like a professional. This long haired brunette has natural breasts and a nice face. He then fucks her cowgirl style in the pussy. She says, "Your cock feels so good." This is followed by some reverse cowgirl fucking. Obviously, this lady seems to be enjoying his rod in her box. Finally, he cums directly on her left tit covering it like icing on a glazed doughnut.

Overall: This production is average. Ginger's scene as well as Maya's stood out from the crowd. Tracy's sex scene was entertaining as well. You gotta love her trashtalking skills! 

DVD Quality: VCA has always produced quality transfers and this is one of them. By the way, the front end of the DVD has great music. . .I think soft industrial techno. . .if there is such as a classification.

Extras: There is a trailer of the "Sopornos", a biography, and a photo gallery. . . not much to praise or to criticize.