Hardcore Gamblers Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  5/4/2011

Oren Cohen's shot-on-film HARDCORE GAMBLERS (2010, Low Art LLC) features the lovely Alexis Amore kneeling on all fours on top a table with stacks of poker chips in the background of its DVD cover sleeve. Her girl/girl scene with Ann Marie Rios occurs on top of that same table and the gals play around with a few cards and chips before settling into the usual frantic fingering stuff. Ann Marie's limber poses makes this scene click (three of a kind, maybe a straight) and it's the best thing on this DVD with a weak gambling theme that's totally absent from two masturbation scenes that just seem stuck-on for no rhyme or reason. Lighting problems also arise and sometimes the sets look a bit cheap and chintzy. Maybe director Cohen lost big in a poker game before putting this lousy 1 hour and 23 minute DVD together. Wide screen. No condoms used.

Alex Knight and Jayden James sit on a pale green leather couch and toss a few cards on Brigette B. The trio end up in the couch for the gals to alternate in some straight sex positions with the gals' faces a bit hard to distinguish in the lighting. Jayden takes the pop shot that also lands on Brigette's tush---(a pair)

Julia Ann sits on a white stairway in a white dress and fingers her ass hole and pussy. And this scene is on this DVD because?---(one of a kind)

Claudia Valentine looks great with some playing cards stuck down her white tank top with with one boob popped out. She pops out the other for some straight sex action with Danny Mountain in a green bathroom area. Erratic light kills this scene especially the dark upright doggy position that should have been edited out. The lovely Claudia drops to the floor for a facial---(a pair)

Tiara wearing Zoe Britton's turn to finger herself. Lighting starts out dark then improves a bit. A morning shoot? This all makes Zoe Britton a hardcore gambler? No royal flush to end this disc---(one of a kind)

Extras are scant. Each scene has its own photo gallery and a few trailers---(not even a pair)

Okay, a card playing scene shows up on Oren Cohen's SURREAL SEX. This DVD desperately needs that scene or a few others with the gambling theme. The three scenes here with chips and cards add up to about an hour of HARDCORE GAMBLERS then the masturbation scenes pad the length of the DVD by about 20 minutes. Throw in some lighting problems, few extras and HARDCORE GAMBLERS (2010, Low Art LLC) draws a losing hand. ! 1/2 outta !!!!!