Fuck Slaves 3 (Evil Angel) Review

Reviewed by Long Noel  on  9/14/2008

Fuck Slaves 3 (2008)
Themes: Rough sex, BDSM, humiliation, sexual slavery, roleplay, anal, ass obsession
Starring: Bobbi Star, Lorelei Lee, Jandi Lin, Jaelyn Fox, Loona Luxx, Cindy Crawford, Jazz Duro, TJ Cummings & Jake Malone (Annette Schwarz, Velicity Von, Sasha Grey & Sandra Romain in bonus scenes only)
Directed by: Jake Malone

EXTREME WARNING: This film has a lot of rough sexual acts, which some will call “degrading” or “abusive”. Do not watch this video with your girlfriend or allow this to leak out to the wrong hands. You have been warned, so viewer discretion is sho’nuff advised! My review for this flick will be intentionally graphic and I am doing this to let you know what to expect.

You know something? This third part of Jake Malone’s “Fuck Slaves” series was long overdue and to be honest, I didn’t see it coming. I was at my video store and it took me 15 minutes to decide whether I wanted to rent this or “Belladonna’s Cock Happy 2” (which I plan to check out really soon). I knew that this flick was going to be extremely rough all the way through and that’s one reason why I wanted to see it. Unlike some of the old porno flicks from a porno company called Extreme Associates, this shit isn’t done for shock value. The sex in this series is very rough, intense, brutal, somewhat abusive and has excessive themes of sexual slavery in it. And guess what? Everyone enjoys it!

I know in the past I’ve called Jake Malone “The Quentin Tarantino of Pornography”. Well, I’ve been thinking that maybe I should call him “The Gaspar Noe of Pornography” instead. For those of you who don’t know Gaspar Noe, he’s a French movie director who is responsible for severely nasty “Adults Only” films, such as “I Stand Alone” (laced with profanity, racial slurs and brutal violence) and “Irreversible” (a horror-like, hell-on-earth story starring Monica Bellucci, which includes some unsettling anal rape scenes and Gaspar Noe’s obsessions with anal sex -- which is enough to turn some sick, unbalanced motherfuckers on)!

I want to say that as an African-American male, I am a huge fan of interracial pornography with black men and non-black women. I am also a huge fan of flawless black-on-black pornography. I won’t say that it’s a shame, but it’s very lacking, to me, that I don’t see any flicks like this with black men fucking the living sanity out of women, like the kind of sex in this series. I have yet to see an interracial BDSM-themed flick at all. I won’t make a blanket statement by saying this kind of sex is only for white men and that black men aren’t into this kind of shit. I know there are some people, regardless of race, who aren’t with this shit at all… But I’m telling you: It would be a true delight to see a flick like this (“Fuck Slaves 4”, maybe?) with a black male cast in it. The closest thing I’ve seen in that regard is “Black Pipe Layers 4”, which was brutal, sexually, although there were no BDSM/humiliation themes to it. I’ve also just seen the trailer for Jake Malone’s “Black Snake Bitches” and this is a flick I’ve been curious about for a very long time and I plan on checking that one out. If you ask me, that looks rough enough!

In my very small porno collection, I’ve wanted to add a Jake Malone flick to it and so far, the best one I’ve seen is “Fuck Slaves”, the first one, although there’s some emasculating themes of homosexuality in it that irks me. Otherwise, I would have been owned a copy of that flick. I hope this flick has none of that and for some reason, although there are a lot of unknown females that I don’t know, I believe this one may be the best in the series. And if so, I am owning this damn flick!

HIGHLIGHTS:
Like most of the females in this entire series, all of them have natural bodies. There are no fake breasts and buttocks at all on any of these females, nor do they look artificial, wearing too much make-up. Jaelyn Fox’s scene happens to be one of the most brutal, insane, yet refreshing sex scenes I’ve ever seen, in all honesty. This scene is full of emotion and happens to be very psychological. There’s a lot of profanity and obscenities used in this scene without it being overused and annoying. But you better believe this scene alone will make feminists want to call the cops or grab the hackers to try to cut off an entire generation of male genitalia. There’s a lot of hard slappings on this sweetheart’s face, buttocks, breasts, her tongue and even her vagina, with a guy spitting in her face and mouth, lashings on her sweet booty with a flogger, baby-oil smothered on this girl’s booty, rough vocal skills from Jaelyn and you can even see her make faces and cries of pleasure and pain. I don’t believe none of this is an act, but raw emotion on her part. And believe, this is enough to turn so many people off. Trust me when I say that this is enough to piss Rocco Siffredi off, because he may not have had what it took to make a scene this rough. The sex here is severely dominant with themes of humiliation. Plus, there are milk enemas inserted up her butt, which splashes. If that’s not enough, she puts on a gag around her mouth with a toilet brush attached to her and all we hear are muffle screams and orgasms while she’s bent over, getting fucked from the back, trying to clean a toilet bowl, with her head stuck in it. I don’t need to say anymore about that scene, but if you are into this kind of shit, kudos to you. Just don’t tell everybody that you enjoy this. This was a wonderful sex scene with no anal fucking involved. It would scare the shit out of everybody, like an album by Radiohead or one of Kool Keith’s “Lost Masters” albums!

The second scene with Bobbi Starr & Lorelei Lee starts out really bitchy and nasty. The both take turns slapping the shit out of each other and eating each other’s Caucasian jello-bowls out (if you don’t know what I mean, I mean their buttocks). And this scene has some of the nastiest and vile butt-eating, face-sitting, A2M and anal sex you might ever see, which includes some heavy breathing, drooling, hardcore orgasms and such. It was one of the most beautiful things in the world to see Bobbi’s butt-cheeks pressed hard against Lorelei’s face while she was doing some face sitting on Lorelei, right before she takes Jazz Duro’s dick in the butt. Did I mention that Bobbi Starr is such a sexy, feisty-ass cunt (no pun intended)?! It was another beautiful sex scene, with Bobbi Starr getting a little more sexual attention than Lorelei. Loona Luxx looks just like Kim Kardashian in the face. She looks as if she has some Black or Hispanic or Asian or Middle-Eastern in her. She can pass for any ethnicity, except White. But she is a pure beauty. There is only some BDSM in this scene, which includes her wearing a ball gag and a blindfold, plus her fuck buddy gagging her mouth shut with his open hands here and there. The sex is direct-to and strictly anal.

Jandi Lin’s is a very sweet Asian woman (looking like a full-blooded Asian version of Jennifer Tilly) who’s tied to a bedrail by her neck, trying to suck some dick, but struggling to do so, thanks to the short leash on her neck. Starting out slow, this scene is happens to be the weakest in the entire flick, yet it’s highly enjoyable, but slow at times. Very kinky, intense with themes of humiliation with the female being treated and fucked as if she’s subhuman. She puts on a harness and a horse-gag, awaiting a man with the mask of a horse on his head. What starts out looking as if it could have been a domineering and humiliating sex scene turns out to be something that had not only intensity but passion in it as well, which did include her face being spat on, by her request and some horrible anal gapes! Cindy Crawford’s scene has a lot of strong points and some wonderful camerawork and ass-obsessive viewpoints from Jake Malone. This scene isn’t as rough as the others, but does include a lot of male ass-eating, face slapping and some disgusting parts where her face is spat on.

The camerawork is flawless and it seems as if the cameraman is always right on time, hitting the right spots and the right time. I mean, his camera isn’t all over the fucking place and the camera aims directly in the right viewpoints. It is also very rare in today’s pornography to see great camerawork, which involves ass-obsessive shots of a woman’s buttocks while she’s offering a dude a blowjob. That kind of camerawork is old-school and besides, it was featured in the very first porno that I saw back in the early 1990s. And although I’m not a big fan of POV, but Jake Malone is a master at it!

NEGATIVES:
I have no problem at all with the male cast. But what happened to Brandon Iron? Where’s he at this time around? Another thing: I know that Mika Tan has been in a few BDSM-themed flicks. Why isn’t her fine-ass in this series yet? I won’t say that the sexual roughness and virility this film has is a negative. You have to decide that for yourself. I am just happy that there were no homosexual tones in here, like I did in the first one. Nor did I see any of the ladies with nooses tightened around their necks, like I saw in the second “Fuck Slaves” flick. The only thing I didn’t stomach was some of the spitting on a woman’s face. This occurred in most of the scenes, but it’s not strong enough to lower my scores for each scene.

DVD QUALITY:
This 2DVD set includes film-ographies, bonus footage, three bonus scenes (which includes previously unreleased footage with Annette Schwarz & Velicity Von, plus a bonus scene from the first “Fuck Slaves”; the scene with Sasha Grey, Sandra Romain & Manuel Ferrara, in it’s uncut form), a photo gallery, cast list and 12 trailers for other Malone flicks, which includes trailers for “Own My Ass 2”, “Black Snake Bitches”, both of which look promising. Especially after seeing Gianna Michaels in “Black Snake Bitches”, I look forward to seeing this one someday. I’ve read someone on this forum saying that Gianna Michaels is like Jessica Rabbit. And let me say, she is. I fucking crave Gianna Michaels more than White Castle hamburgers (and that’s a crave), especially after seeing her in “Belladonna’s Dark Meat 2”; her scene with Rico Strong happened to be the best scene in that particular flick. Let me say that of all of the Evil Angel directors, Jake Malone may have the best trailers, right alongside with Belladonna!

BOTTOM LINE:
I was surprised and shocked at how great this was and I found it much better than the previous two in this “Fuck Slaves” series. The only thing those flicks had that this one or this DVD package lacked was Delilah Strong’s foxy presence (who appeared in the first one). Jake Malone’s flicks have an insanely huge “rain coating” factor to them. Even the trailers for his other flicks ought to have you harder than a sewer lid, to either embrace it like Tantra or to beat it like it’s the last time you’ll ever see a porno flick! If you, the viewer, can’t get it up while watching this video, I would violently advise that you get your head check and see about having your brain reconstructed. I mean it!

RATING:
97% - Own It, Immediately!