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Fuck Friends (IMD) Review

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Reviewed by joeblow69  on  8/10/2001
Director:Stanle Lubrik

Cast:Xavier Gauthier, Jonathan Beaulieu, Martin Damours, Hugo Milo, Breck Stewart, Simon Lascar, Toma Becker, Nicolas de Beaumont, Bruno Sinclair, Josh McCabe

Story: What happens when a straight guy shares a flat with two gay guys? Well, since this is a gay porno, you can bet the straight guy doesn’t stay straight for long. The 3 roommates have some fun together, then sit around and talk about their hottest sexual encounters.

Scene One
After an afternoon of skating, Xavier returns home to find his “straight”, scrawny, redheaded roommate taking a shower. Boy, it sure doesn’t take long to convert straight boys these days. Xavier is in decent shape, but the redhead is much too thin and pastey white for my tastes. Suddenly, their other roommate shows up, and a threeway ensues. There’s a little bit of anal action here, but not a lot. The cumshots sure are nice, though.

Scene Two
For scene two, the cute roommate tells us the story about the time he had sex with 2 delivery boys. These aren’t exactly the hunky UPS men I fantasize about delivering me a package, but they’ll do. After a little oral lovin, it’s time for the <<>> to get a special delivery in the rear. Mysteriously, one of the deliverymen goes AWOL during the fucking, but he makes it back in time to get cum on. All in all, it’s a pretty good scene.

Scene Three
It’s Jonathan’s turn to tell a story, and this one is about the blind date he had a little while ago. Well, it’s more like a blind booty call then a blind date. He shows up at his date’s house and finds his date (Simon Lascar) taking a bath. I’m not sure what to make of Jonathan. From most angles, he isn’t really that attractive, but there’s a few shots where he looks cute as hell. Anyway, he joins the bather in the bath tub and they guys quickly get busy. What better way to get to know someone than by burying your tongue in their ass? After some juicy rimming, they blow each other, and Jonathan gets a dildo shoved up his butt. Once sufficiently loosed up, Simon replaces the dildo with his nice big cock. It’s pretty good stuff, but the cameraman missed the cumshots. We only get to see the guys play with the cum after it’s been blown.

Oh, I almost forgot… interspliced within this scene is a black and white scene of a scary leather guy in a police outfit jacking off. Man… by the way this guy was screaming while he was cumming, I thought he was passing a kidney stone or something. (In reality, I saw like 1 drop of cum, 2 tops). It’s kind of annoying, and really breaks up the pace of the other scene.

Scene Four
So this is the scene that I was really not looking forward too. It’s time for the scrawny redhead to tell his story. Carrot Top met a cute little French tourist at the winter carnival and invited him back to his cabin in the woods for the weekend. To my surprise, Martin’s looking pretty good in this scene. They have him decked out in one of those full-length union suit long johns, and his ass looks very hot poking out of the hole in the back. Martin lays down on the bed with his ass up in the air… if that’s not an open invitation, I don’t know what is! Strangly, he only tops in this scene. Still, I ended up enjoying this scene quite a bit.

Scene Five
Ok, this is where the movie just gets plain silly. The two gay roommates are making out in their apartment. To add some ambiance, they turn on their smoke machine. This attracts some local firemen, who stop by to investigate. These aren’t your normal prettyboy firemen, they’re butch, built, and manly… just the way I like ‘em. If I knew all it look to get some hot horny fireman into bed was a smoke machine, I would have bought one long ago. This is great stuff. The only complaint I have about this scene is that it’s too short! Once the fucking starts, there’s only about 3 or 4 minutes until everyone starts poppin’ their loads.

This is the last sex scene, but there’s some more weird stuff after this. The guys head down to a bar, where some creepy guy is singing while 2 leather boys prance around on stage. This has got to be one of the strangest endings to a porno I’ve ever seen.

Bonus Scene: The bonus scene was probably left out of the VHS release for good reason. It doesn’t seem to be an entire scene. Two of the cuter guys start going at it, and after some oral play, fingers start getting shoved up someone’s ass. All of a sudden, the guy getting poked disappears, and some other guy shows up to get blown. One cumshot later, the scene is over. This had the makings for a great scene, but it just didn’t pan out. I wonder where that one guy went? Maybe he got stage fright or something.

Audio/Visual Quality
The video quality is pretty bad. It’s dark, pixely, and blotchy in spots. There are large sections of the movie that don’t have this problem, though.

Extras
For extras, Priape included a bonus scene, a photo gallery, and the “Fuck Friends” and “Alex & Bruno” trailers. They also included subtitles, in case you wanted to follow the story. One thing that bugged me about their menu, though… it’s rather slow. You press the “down” button, and have to wait a few seconds for the onscreen cursor to move down.

Final Word
The first scene really put me off, and lowered my expectations for the whole flick. The rest of the movie was not that bad though. The guys are all Canadian, and don’t have that primped up Californian look to them. Sure, they may not have the hardest bodies or drop dead good looks, but they seem to really get into what they do. If you ever start to get depressed about your love handles, this is a great movie to pop in to make you feel better about yourself. Hey, if these guys can be in porn, why can’t I?

Running Time:85 minutes

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