Fuck a Fan Global Edition 2: London Review

Yea, BOne, what ya got?

How about a DVD called FUCK A FAN GLOBAL EDITION 2: LIVE FROM LONDON (2013, Immoral Productions) starring the trio of Lucy Love, Delilah Dash and Adreena Winters as they suck and fuck some Brit blokes for a kilt wearing Porno Dan?

Porno Dan, is that the fell-aaa that looks like Little Bruiser?

Yea, that's him but the real star of this show is some wanker named Professor Hot Tubs-that's him on the cover.

He's a real wanker isss heee?

Yeaaaaaaaaaa.

Well, allrighteee then I'll give it a gooo.

Below is Ritchie the Brit's review of FUCK A FAN GLOBAL EDITION 2: LIVE FROM LONDON that runs 78 minutes plus a few trailers.

So, that fell-aaa Porno Dan is folking cold in London, he is. That's the bloke outside with blondie DELILAH DASH and he's complaining already.

So get ya arse inside and get thaaat girl a fucking.

Delilah and two other birds, LUCY LOVE and ADREENA WINTERS wear "Mind the Gap" shirts as Dan plays some sorta American trivia game with the three bloookes who are the fans about to get fuuucked. I still dooon't knooow why they played this fuuu-cking game. To decide who fucks first or somefing.

That wanker SCOOBIE DOO and the three birds

That wanker Scoobie Doo is up first and his cock aaain't haaard yet. The girls suck him a loooooong time. Is this wannnker ever gonna get hard? Lucy Love reverse cowgirl rides him and nearly bends his fucking prick in two, she does. Later on, the wanker mishes Delilah before the three birrrds gather around for him to yank on his cranker and drop his spunk on Lucy's luuuvly leg.

Wankers MAX or MATT and PROFESSOR TUBS and the three birds

That wanker Matt issss 'aving second thoughts so he gets Tubs to join 'im while he fucks the girls. Tubs is the big bulbous pink thing with the lit-tle prick gettin' all the action while the other wanker comes toooo fooool-king fast.

Wanker PROFESSOR HOT TUBS, the three birds and PORNO DAN

All three girls ride that pink fat fuck Tubs then Dan gets into the act by fucking Lucy Love on the other side of the white couch. Looking like a beeeached whaaale, Tubs says he could fuuuck theeeese gals another hour and gives two thumbs up, he does. Dan drops his light load on Lucy's pussy hairs and that's about it, it is.

So, FUCK A FAN GLOBAL EDITION 2 is gooooooood for a few laffs, it is, especially when that big pink thing Professor Tubs shags those birds on the couch. Waaay to gooooo, ya cheeky ol' geezer, Tubs; yooou and your prick 'elped get this DVD a !!! outta !!!!!

Ta BOne .

Live ya dream, the rest of ya wankers!