FUCK (Wicked Pictures) Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  10/8/2006

Well here we have a dvd I'm not sure what to expect. By reading the backcover it promises lavish costumes and this nice looking cast will show us what it means to give in to that primal desire to just FUCK. You hear the word repeated a few times as the opening credits roll, then we see the girls id'd but there were a few I didn't recognize and you see the varying costumes each girl is wearing or partially wearing as their scene fragments play rather quickly too. Jessica Drake then comes over the airwaves giving a voice over about the evolution of man how they started out as a warrior, then the introduction of woman and how she evolved too in to a sexual being.

Exotica & Lori Lust:

Alright we have two girls in this first scene and their outfits remind me a little of the Xena show or the 80's flick with Arnold and Bridgette Neilsen. Tommy Gunn is the cromagnon who gets to nail these two and they start out with some primal kissing and the girls quickly seek out what's underneath his chair armor with a good shared blowjob ensuing. The lighting is a bit dark but you can see this is what Brad was going for. There was some great simulataneous knob polishing and even in the 1000's I'm sure the warrior king loved having his dick sucked by two girls! The girls keep some of their armor on as they are fucked by Tommy and intermixed in are shots of the three in various warrior poses holding their weapons but the big weapon of choice now is that cock slamming up into Exotica's pussy with Lori doing P2OGM. The costumes were interesting to see at the outset of the scene but then I would have hoped the girls at least would've got fully nude, we don't even see their tits yet halfway through the scene. There is some good drilling to Lori in spoon and you can see she's got some cans on her chest and I'm just begging Brad to let them take those boobs out. Ok finally some boobage is seen when Lori licks those huge knockers as Tommy's pounding Exotica in a standing doggie. Finishing with mish there's a pullout and a pop to both faces and they share the cleanup. I'm was disappointed we never saw Lori's breasts and the sex itself was fairly normal though the P2OGm was good from each. I guess I'm just used to a bit more hardcore in my diet.

Ice LaFox:

Jessica chimes back in telling us we are jumping ahead in time a few hundred years and that now the female has evolved spiritually as well as physically. As some cool oriental music plays we see Ice come into focus with the multiple arms waving around her. I hear a Sitar playing which was made famous by George Harrison some years back and I wouldn't have minded hearing Norwegian Wood! As Jessica talks some more we see Ice engaging in some spirited cock sucking to two cocks, she's using these schlongs to quench her sexual appetite but will two be enough. Oh wait I see at least one more being jerked off by a hand not attached to Ice, lol. Ok now it looks like four dicks so that should be enough now. The guys are wearing masks so it's impossible to know who they are unless you know cocks really good and I am happy to say I don't! It was cool seeing Ice move around sucking off the cocks and the lighting was still a little dark but right at Ice's face it's good and her energy seems to be at a high level as she takes on these multiple cocks. The costume she's wearing too fit her well and I'm sure all the costumes will look good, I just want to see the girls naked pretty soon after the tease/ initial bj is done. Ok this is either a short scene or part of something else as the guys start to pop into her mouth with some cum dripping down off her tongue/ chin. Hmm nothing else so just a bj scene though Ice LaFox did a fine job moving around the cocks before her.

Katsumi & Friends:

Ok Jessica tells us we're jumping ahead a few more centuries to what appears to be the high point in French fashion ala the Marie Antoinette era. The wigs look hot and I've never seen Katsumi look bad and she doesn't here. The music too takes on a classical vibe as we see porcelin dolls strewn about and we see the two girls do some interesting things like play the violin. We see the two girls sitting separate at the opera appreciating the show going on before them. We see one lady standing above everyone using her hands like she's holding puppets on a string below her and the puppets are the girls so there are more than the two I see though I don't recognize anyone but Katsumi. The flesh slowly begins to emerge from the heavy outfits the girls were wearing and some kissing starts which I'm a big fan of and some breast sucking too. It seemed like the camera kept finding Katusmi and I didn't mind that as she's beautiful here with the large wig and almost white makeup on her face. The girls are soon lapping away at each other's pussy along with some fingerbanging too so even in 1780's Paris the hotties were stroking pussy. Then we get a shot of Katsumi in the stands watching this along with another woman sitting a ways behind her. I finally recognized another of the girls in this g/g/g/g fest and that was Felecia and she's certainly no stranger to licking pussy. At one point we have Katsumi in a doggie with one of her female costars eating her out from behind and ok even in those decadent times they have metallic toys which get used. Brad delivers some good views of the two g/g couples but if you're looking for a Viv Thomas type vibe you won't find it here but the costumes were great to see and I always enjoy seeing Katsumi.

Kirsten Price, Carmen Hart, Katsumi, & Mia Smiles:

We jump ahead some more to what appears to be a more contemporary time and two guys carry down the girls to the long dinner table where a feast will be held and I'm thinking they might be the main course. Sure enough we see the guys digging in licking some pussy to get the appetizer out of the way, then the girls get to it sucking a little cock as we get the first of several main courses! Again the lighting is a bit darker than you'd see in most gonzo scenes I'm used to anyway but you still get some good shots mostly when we get up close. I notice Tommy Gunn, Randy Spears, Chris Cannon, and Eric Masterson are the lucky diners. I was happy to see carmen again as I just saw her in another Wicked title, she's got a hot bod no doubts as do all the girls here and I was really really happy to see Katsumi again. The sex soon gets underway too and the positions vary about the table, standing doggie, mish, spoon and we even get some anal and no surprise it was Katsumi taking it up her ass. As for the pops we get one gentleman splooging into a small cup and letting Mia swallow the jizz and she also takes a regular pop to her mouth. Leaning her head back you get Carmen taking a facial doing some cleanup, then there's one pop to a serving tray and who licks up the cum, Katsumi does along with a little cleanup. Seeing her lick up the cum staring down at her own reflection was very hot.

Trina Michaels:

We next see the image of a totally modern woman as Trina's decked out in some serious bling bling, a great bit of glossy jewelry surround her, in fact her "shirt" if you can call it one appeared to me as a series of small diamond chains wrapped around her body so you see those large tits just ready to break through and then to further accentuate the setting you see two menacing dobermans on either side of her and with a bit of magic they turn into Mr. Marcus and Sean Michaels. Trina is smoking hot in this scene for sure and she gives off several sexy glances our way. Jessica is there too giving a voice over setting the tone for the scene you're about to see. After the two dogs have made their transformation Trina gets to teach these "old dogs" some new tricks-- liked that line used by Jessica. There was some good knob polishing done by Trina to the two huge cocks and the sex consisted of Miss Michaels being nailed in reverse and you clearly see here they were using condoms so if that's a turn off FF when they get to close, it doesn't really matter to me. The glittery outfit Trina was wearing was my fave of the dvd so far as her sexy body was allowed to shine rather than be covered up like say the first scene did with the body armor worn by Lori and Exotica. Trina also opens up her backdoor with some slow strokes initially but Sean speeds it up as he goes. Ok reverse anal was very hot with a great focus on her pussy/ ass area then a pull out to show her tits bouncing a little and she's giving head to Sean who bends down to stroke her kittie. The guys end the scene popping to her face/ mouth and Trina nicely delivers some cleanup.

Jessica Drake:

We arrive to the final scene and by now man's decided to make the perfect fuck toy and so we're treated to the 69 Million Dollar Woman!! Jessica starts out wrapped in plastic but she breaks those bounds pretty easily revealing her sexy bod as the doctor who created her looks on. We see some toy play and something is nestled in her ass but I couldn't tell what it was and I think that's Eric Masterson back and he uses another toy to fuck her pussy along with his fingers and then his tongue. Jessica then gets to suck some cock which she does well but she needs to get rid of the plastic wrap still on her and I'd get rid of that metallic collar too but that's just me. The sex here consisted of cowgirl and the glowing ass toy is still inside as she's riding in cowgirl. You also get some strong mish fucking done to Jessica then a speculum is utilized but only briefly before it's more mish action and we close with a load dripped onto a glass barrier which Jessica's head is under so she didn't taste to much.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well fans I'm not sure what to make of this. Having just watched Fashionistas 2 I see another costume themed dvd which just didn't work as well for me as I'm sure it will for others. The best scene was probably the four girl dinner scene with Carmen, Katsumi, Kirsten and Mia and I'd also put Trina's 2 on 1 up there too, she always does good with any kind of cock especially black. Now for extras Wicked went all out so I need to change discs now. Ok there's an extensive menu of options to peruses. You have star galleries, the All Access making of for this movie. There's some BTS for the sex shot, you can meet the girls of FUCK and we see the girls ID'd in their various costumes and ok I see now that Jessica was in that orgy scene earlier in the movie but I couldn't recognize her, lol. There are also bonus sex scenes with Jessica Drake taking on Eric Masterson in Curse Eternal and then Carmen Hart & Kirsten Price hook up with Tommy Gunn in Made In The USA. For me this is a rental but for fans of the costume genre and who also have enjoyed Wicked/ Brad features in the past I'm sure you'll be checking this one out. I thought the costumes were great, some of the music I liked too- the Ice LaFox scene comes to mind and the energy from the girls was good for the most part- Katsumi of course and I thought Trina was great too.