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Finally Legal 9 (Metro) Review

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Finally Legal 9 (Metro) at Adult DVD Empire

Studio: Metro

Category:  Barely Legal , Straight

Directed by: Anton Slayer

Starring: Bobby Vitale, Brian Surewood, Kitty, Loni, Gauge, Mark Ashley, Jessica Dee, Hollie Stevens

Released on: 7/27/2003

-lunacy-'s ratings for this movie:
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Reviewed by -lunacy-  on  9/22/2003

Finally Legal 9

By
Metro

Staring
Jessica Dee
Kitty
Loni
Gauge
Hollie Stevens


Highlights
Facials
Vanilla Sex
Young Womyn

The Basics

-Finally Legal 9
-Genre: Straight
- Compliance Statement

Overall Value- $13.50


The Run Down

The DVD itself opens very nicely with a peek at each the girls just looking sexy then moves into a bit from each of their scenes with a name overlay so you know who you're watching. Each scene opens with the girl stripping in a oh so sexy slow mo then moves into their scene. Things stay pretty vanilla aside from some anal with Jessica Dee and each scene ends with a facial.

There are some minor AV issues, sounds in the background and such but nothing too distracting. The girls overall are good looking and the sex doesn't fall below a 3.

Menu

  • Play Movie-
    Runtime 1 Hour 46 Minutes
  • Scene Selection-
    5 action captures
  • Special Features
    Photo Gallery-
    24 pics with manual navigation
    Trailers-
    5 minutes
    More Adult Fun
    Website Info

Kitty

Wow, this girl looks like 12.
With a gleeful look Kitty takes Mark Ashley's cock in her mouth and does an admirable job of deep throating him. Mark slips her shorts off and dives into her pussy for some licking and finger fucking. Kitty bends over the arm of the couch and Mark wedges his sausage into her tight box. She climbs in his lap and slips him in Cowgirl before he lays her back on the couch and slides in Missionary. Mark pulls out and jacks his dick to orgasm which shoots across her face and runs in rivers down her washboard chest.

*Someone please tell me why so many men feel the need to hold a womyns head as she sucks him off. I hate seeing it even worse than I hate it when I'm subject to it.

Looks 3 1/2
Heat 3

Gauge

Gauge is in a naughty school girl outfit (right down to the patent leather shoes and frill socks) Brian Surewood slips off her panties and devours her nuna like there's no tomorrow then finger fucks her like he's Woody Woodpecker. (slow down man) Gauge kneels over his schlong and lubes him up before slipping him in Reverse Cowgirl. Brian flips her over and drives her Dog then take her Missionary before pulling out and spooging all over Gauges mouth and breasts.

*I enjoyed Gauge in the scene, probably because up until the money shot she didn't speak.

Looks 4
Heat 3

Hollie Stevens

Well, I suppose this womyn makes up for Kitty looking like she's 12, Hollie looks at least 30. (I thought this was a barley legal flick)
Hollie and Bobby Vitale exchange oral favors then Hollie has a seat on Bobby's cock and rides him to a lather and herself to an orgasm. She decides to try it the other way and switches to Reverse Cowgirl. Bobbie slides in from behind in Spoon and chokes her as he dirty talks her then rolls her into Missionary where he pounds away until he's ready to blow which he does all over her face.

Looks 3
Heat 3 1/2

Jessica Dee

Brian Surewood wastes no time in getting Jessica's panties off and his face into her pussy and a finger in her ass which she hoots and hollers about. Then it's his turn and she takes his dick down her throat with some seriously hardcore enthusiasm and dirty talk. She lays back and takes his stiff dick in Mission. She climbs on for Reverse Cowgirl but she's a naughty one and instead of slipping him in her pussy she takes him in the ass instead. He continues to fuck her ass with some Doggie style and throws in some intermittent ass to mouth which is topped off with an ass to mouth facial.

*Yeah she's hot but she's too loud. It seems like trying to imitate Chloe.

Looks 4
Heat 3 1/2

Loni

Loni and Bobby Vitale get into it with Bobby licking her pussy for her as she commands and directs him with her dirty mouth. I like her body, she's got big natural boobies and just a little pudge to her tummy, she looks Polynesian to me. They get to business in Spoon (again with the choking), Reverse Cowgirl and Dog with Loni screaming and cursing the whole time. The Bobbie goes for the Missionary pulling out at the last minute to straddle her face so she can suck his balls as he cums all over her forehead to her dismay.

*The dirty talk just sounded dirty, not naughty. I didn't find it sexy coming from her.

Looks 3 1/2
Heat 3


What I liked-

-I'm diggen' the menu music, very cool, sounds like Metalica without the vocals.

-I liked that not every scene had to be pushing the envelope with anal, DP, 3somes etc. A little anal thrown in for spice was perfect.

What I wasn't thrilled with-

-The sex seems soooo...well, lukewarm.

-I really enjoyed the opening strip teases but I would have loved to see more full length shots. Some of these girls had incredible bodies and I wanted to see the whole picture, not bits and pieces at a time.

My Overall Impression

The sex was just warm and I would have liked to see some broader camera angles but this is a great jack off DVD. Good sex, no plot, decent production. 3 of 5 shaved pussies.



Have fun, be safe.
Luna



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