F To the A 2 Review

Studio: Vertigo Videos
Director: Martin Del Toro
Year: 2005

Feature Time: 2:03:35

Extras: Behind the Scenes and Trailers (0:20:50)

Starring:
Desire Moore (Cover Girl)
Haley Paige
Sandra Romain
Victoria Sin
Sunshine

Themes: Anal, Rough

I've already done a couple of reviews for this new porn studio Vertigo, and I really like their brand of gonzo movies. Their "Rock Hard 2" was virtually a masterpiece of rough hardcore sex. "F to the A 2," from the opening credits, looks like it is an equally high-energy romp, and I'm very much looking forward to watching it.

Vertigo brings a new twist to modern porn; there's lots of spit (and cum) that goes directly onto the lens of the camera. It's a nice addition to the POV repertoire; it seems to bring the viewer into the on-screen action. I like all the drool and other fluids on the camera, and it doesn't become distracting because the director cleans up the camera in-between cuts.

Scene 1: Victoria Sin and a guy

Victoria Sin (also known as Victoria Sinister or Vic Sinister) is a very sultry dark-haired European vixen who has been appearing in a lot of recent movies. We meet her outside, where she is wearing a fur coat and appreciating nature. I guess we needed some sort of setup before she gets fucked.

The sex here does not disappoint. Victoria attacks the guy's dick, doing some very aggressive gagging oral. Lots of drooling on the camera, which Victoria sexily licks up. Without much fanfare she strips and reveals her hot toned body. The guy fucks her pussy for about a millisecond before diving into her ass. Victoria does some nice gagging A2M where the guy forces her head down onto the dick.

There's lots of ass-to-pussy action where the guy switches between her holes. Why is it that Euro-girls seem to love to do this? Are they hoarding some sort of yeast infection vaccine that we don't know about? Anyway, there's some hot anal gaping where Victoria pulls her own hole open, followed by the guy jamming a pretty big can of lube into her gaping ass and fucking her pussy for a DP.

The guy spews in her ass, which Victoria cum-farts into a wine glass and downs. I can't imagine how this scene could get any hotter. Victoria looked great and seemed to be thoroughly enjoying her ass-plowing.

Scene 2: Haley Paige and some porn dude

Porn starlets do not come any hotter than Haley Paige. She's been getting a lot of box covers over the past couple of months and it's very well deserved. She looks very sexy in this scene in a tight skirt. She's paired with a porn stud who's working out on a weight bench; Haley comes in and they eventually get down to business.

She gets a small butt-plug inserted briefly before giving the typical Vertigo face-fucking blowjob complete with saliva pools on the camera. Haley looks sexy as she takes the cock down her throat, pausing to spit some more at the camera.

Her ass is soon violated with Haley bent over the weight bench. Her natural boobs flop around as she's getting rammed. I can't imagine how Haley could look any hotter in this scene. Of course she does some serious A2M before the guy spurts (no jerking) on her face. The load gets spit right on the camera lens to end this high-octane scene.

Scene 3: Sandra Romain and two guys

Sandra is a dark-haired European starlet who is best known for her love of double anal. It's rare to see a movie with Sandra go by without seeing at least one DAP. This one's no exception, thankfully. Sandra looks o.k. in an orange halter top and short skirt. She gives a very aggressive BJ with the guy pounding her face.

Soon, another guy comes in and they prepare to swordfight inside Sandra's rectum. One guy barely touches her vagina but slams away at her asshole, followed by a long session of double anal and A2M. Sandra's anus doesn't even gape when the guys pull both of their dicks out. Now that's impressive!

The double anal goes on for a while, and then the guys pull out and jerk into Sandra's waiting mouth. Instead of swallowing, she spits the load into her palm and rubs it around on her face. Some of it eventually lands on the camera and Sandra licks at it to end this high-energy effort.

Scene 4: Desire Moore and a guy

Desire is a sexy platinum blonde who I've never seen in a movie before. She's walking around outside in a tight blue top and skirt. Before you know it, she's inside and giving a tolerable blowjob. The oral action here is not as rough as the other girls in the movie. She gags some, but doesn't get her head forced down. There is some seemingly mandatory drooling on the camera though.

The guy eats out her asshole, which I'm sure is pretty tasty. Desire looks like she's enjoying every minute. His dick soon replaces his tongue in her pooper. If you're looking for vaginal sex, you've certainly come to the wrong place in this movie. Lots of A2M, though. Desire gapes moderately as she gets pounded in doggy-style.

The highlight of the scene is most definitely the cumshot, which goes right into Desire's mouth. She spits it onto the top of her sexy black high-heeled shoe, lets it run down and back into her mouth. Shoe and foot fetishists will probably love the end to this one, which is filthy and highly arousing.

Scene 5: Sunshine and Mark Davis

Sunshine is a young-looking black girl with a very hairy pussy who I really don't find all that attractive. I have seen her in a girl-girl movie but never doing hardcore gonzo. She's paired here with Mark Davis, who looks like he's about ready for retirement from porn acting.

Sunshine gives him a nice no-hands sloppy blowjob. Mark spits on her face and pries her mouth open with his fingers while his dick rams down her throat. She evens hocks a big loogie of throat slime onto the camera lens, which quickly slides off. Mark pinches her nose shut a couple times in the patented "Throat Gagger" maneuver. Sunshine gives a good BJ but looks terrible afterwards, covered in slime with her fake eyelashes sliding down her face.

Mark gets down to eating her feet and her thick forest of a bush, neither of which look too appetizing. He penetrates her straight away in the asshole. More gagging oral, only it's A2M this time. He plugs away finally at her pussy, which Sunshine really seems to enjoy, having a fake-sounding loud orgasm. Mark unloads a big one in Sunshine's mouth, which goes in a margarita glass and then back down the hatch. This scene was very hardcore and quite hot, I just wish I were more attracted to Sunshine.

Overall, this was another quality release from Vertigo. If you like your sex with rough or degrading overtones but high-octane enthusiasm, with great-looking women, it is apparently tough to go wrong with this new studio. This one was reminiscent of "Rock Hard 2," only with one-on-one scenes mostly, and no DP's. Although the last scene was less ball-draining than the first four scorchers, "F to the A 2" is still a solid gonzo title that comes highly recommended.