Erotic Express Review

Reviewed by loverboy  on  4/2/2009

Title: Erotic Express
Studio: VCX/Calvista Classic
Starring: Rene Summers, Bunny Bleu, Tom Byron, Lawrance Hardwood, Greg Derek

This is a trip back in time to the beginnings of porn on video. Movies ran just over an hour (this one clocks in at around 1:10). Cheesy music played in most every scene. And don't expect lots of positions or lengthy fucking. That's the way it was back then and now you can relive those "classic" years in these newly released dvds.

Erotic Express features five scenes. After a lengthy intro featuring Rene Summers eating a popsickle outside a grocery store and riding a bike, we find her sister (Bunny Bleu) and her boyfriend making out on a couch. After she sucks his rod, they do it spoon and that's it! Rene watches outside the window. She is 18 and Bunny wants her to get laid.

Scene two takes place at the LA Zoo (long scene of walking around the zoo and viewing the animals) where Tom Byron (the supposed brother of the guy in scene one) joins Bunny, her sister and boyfriend. Bunny fucks Tom in a lunchroom at the zoo (!?) to prove to her sister than she needs to get laid. This is the young innocent looking Tom Byron years and I always liked Bunny Bleu. The scene is rather short featuring a bj and dog before he cums on her ass.

Scene three: Rene is on a bed dreaming of what it would be like to get laid. Is it a dream sequence or is it reality as Marc Wallace does her mish and dog in bed (and also during the scene we get a reminder that this is all copyright 2008 by VCX! Rather strange!).

Scene four: a short g/g scene in a laundry room. Hardly worth mentioning.

Scene five: Rene is on a train and a guy takes her into a room and does her doggie.

Bonus scenes were obviously important on this dvd as the actual feature is short. They include some excerpts from other re-releases including Eruption (with John Holmes), Too Hot to Touch (Jamie Gillis), Suzie Superstar (Shana Grant & Ron Jeremy) and Perfect Partners (Amber Lynn, Joey Silvera). Trailers for Extreme Facials of John Holmes, Suzie Superstar, Eruption, and Expose Me Now are also on the dvd. The dialog is quite corny on these trailers. The one for Eruption proudly announces "The days of the ordinary sex film are over!" Alrighty then.

Fun to watch to reminisce about those years or if you weren't around then to see what it was all about. Other than that, not a dvd I'll be watching over and over.