Elastic Assholes 7 Review

Reviewed by Jake Blade  on  3/30/2009

Mike John rarely disappoints when he puts out new material. In his Elastic Assholes series he has shown some genuine ass queens ply their trade, so for the 7th edition in the series nothing less than quality ass stretching would be expected.

Jada Fire, Steve Holmes & Steve French
Jada is just shimmering at the start of this scene as she stands by the pool in a pale pink bikini and teases the camera. When it comes to curves of a sexual nature there are few that come close to this chocolate honey. The sexual deviate that is Steve Holmes is ready for action from the get go, violating Jada and forcing her on the spit roast with Steve French before they even move inside. When they eventually get to the couch Jada is filled out like a fat woman’s sock, having all her holes filled and her mouth stuffed in true Euro style. But this sexy girl doesn’t miss a beat, she takes everything these two sexual nerds give her and thrives throughout, the action turning into a continual motion of double penetration, deep throat, and hard hitting anal. The vibrant sexual machine that is Jada Fire truly knows how to inspire a creamy load.

Bobbi Starr & Sean Michaels
The angelic face of Bobbi Star has always belied the analist that she is. There are several reasons she is one of porns most popular girls, the fact she is a great performer is just one. Her anal talents are amazing, and as part of the warm up she takes a good length butt plug to the base with little trouble. The cock of Sean Michaels’ is by no means comparable with a 10 year old Asian schoolboy, it is a veritable love hammer. But Bobbi has no trouble swallowing every inch of the man meat with her mouth and ass. She also partakes in some rimming of hairy man ass, the sign of a true princess. Michaels’ works this scene with a glint in his eye like that of a criminal who has made off with the loot, especially when Bobbi works him over with her deep throating and balls deep ass play. It is always good to watch her in action, and once again Bobbi’s ass has an unquenchable thirst for cock and her mouth a thirst for cum.

Marie Luv & James Deen
This dark skinned sex kitten has a booty that just looks like it wants to be bitten. A good ass can provide endless amounts of tease material, but Marie Luv’s posterior is too good to be wasted on spanking, dildos, and close-ups, it needs to be serviced by cock. Watching her crawl up a set of stairs with a dildo hanging out of her ass would be enough to inspire wood in anyone, and it has James Deen’s erectile ready to face fuck and ass ream this beauty. While Marie Luv puts on a good show, Deen is his typical robotic self, mumbling throughout and infrequently changing positions. The little gapes, meaty flange, and tear laden gags of Luv make up for any of these shortcomings. She is the real deal, and knows how to treat a cock after it has blown in her mouth.

Hannah West & Steve Holmes
Hannah looks amazing at the start of this scene sitting on a lawn chair in underwear, the butt plug in her hand signifying she is ready to please. On moving inside to the bed it becomes obvious her ass might not have the capabilities of some of the other girls on this disc, but if ever a man was prepared to spend time working a chocolate starfish until it could stay closed no more, that man was Steve Holmes. Holmes takes the time to fuck Hannah’s pussy first, then digitally works her super tight ass until it takes the German sausage. Hannah may not take a balls deep anal pounding but she takes as much as she can handle, never shy working the ass to mouth. Holmes looks like he genuinely gets off on probing the tight little ass of this young nubile, only ever unleashing his normal force when fucking her pussy. It may not be the most electric display, but Hannah definitely has qualities that make her good to watch. It is great watching such an innocent looking girl have the Steve Holmes anal lovemaking experience, complete with swallowing for the finale.

Tatiana Kush, Mr. Marcus & Sean Michaels
When it comes to anal, Tatiana Kush doesn’t paddle around in the shallow end. She puts away some of the biggest dicks in the business here in the shape of Sean Michaels and Mr. Marcus. Tatiana is definitely a cutie and when she gives head she does so at a nice sensual pace, using her lips and tongue as if she wants to please with every suck. This scene develops slowly, gradually moving through the gears until Tatiana is double penetrated, an amazing display considering the man meat she is dealing with. This is asshole elasticity of the highest order with Tatiana’s holes being filled out like an application form, the guys cracking gags as they feed her the inches. Can this woman take a cock!

Rebecca Linares & Mr. Pete
Spanish heartbreaker Rebecca Linares would look good even if she was wearing acid wash denim with a half chewed slice of pizza hanging out of her mouth. So done up in classy underwear she looks like a sexual treasure. Working with Pistol Pete and the Swine directing the camera, she really goes off like a little sexual dynamo, dirty talking and riding the man meat with vigour. The way she manoeuvres her body on the cock has to be seen, and she just seems to love having her pussy and ass fucked. Her intensity has Pete mumbling like a crazy man, and even he appreciates the great little rooter that she is, constantly slowing down so he doesn’t lose the beans. This girl is amazing.

Emma Heart & Sean Michaels
Emma Heart has got something all blokes want, ass meat. Sean Michaels knows a good thing when he sees it, and when he gets his hands on Emma he is all over her like a cheap suit. When Emma gets turned on her nipples stand out like .22 bullets, and Michaels pulls out all stops including a little baby oil, to make sure she is ready for the cock. The young girl may not be able to take much of Michaels’ big member in her mouth, but her pussy swallows every inch. Once the black snake gets on the dirt track, Michaels rides like an outlaw cowboy until Heart’s asshole can stretch no more. Heart is young and pretty, and watching her cast under the spell of the black snake has stroke value by the bucket load.

In Closing
Once again Mike John had released a beauty. The man has a knack for producing watchable material that is thoroughly wank worthy. There is a few points of note you can take from this disc. Johns has assembled an eclectic mix of girls and they are all very natural in the way they are presented, there is no excessive makeup or lighting. The scenes are not overburdened with excessive tease material or long running position sequences, they are kept around the 35 minute mark meaning they do not get boring. The key is big time anal, and Johns’ is a master at shooting it. 7 hot scenes, a half hour of behind the scenes, cumshots, trailers, this disc is value. Check out the trailer for a taste of the good stuff.

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