Double D P.O.V. (Platinum X Pictures) Review

Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Director: Vince Vouyer
Year: 2005

Feature Time: 2:50:08

Extras: Behind the Scenes and Bonus Scene (0:29:06)

Starring:
Tory Lane (Cover Girl)
Eve Lawrence
Shy Love
Yasmine Vega
Brooke Haven
Trina Michaels
Austin Kinkaid

Themes: Boobs, POV

Vince Vouyer has long been one of my favorite porn directors, cranking out many memorable movies for Red Light District. This one "Double D P.O.V." is his debut effort as a director for Platinum X Pictures. Usually PXP churns out similar quality gonzo to its sister company, Red Light District, and generally does not disappoint.

The whole thing is shot in Vince's idiosyncratic point-of-view style. His technique may be called "true" POV, in which absolutely everything is shot from the perspective of the director. This makes for a shaky, jerky style of shooting where many shots are simply close-ups of his dick going in and out over and over again. It's a very intimate but ultimately disorienting style as everything is very close to the camera. Also, the girl's face and breasts tend to be obscured in favor of constant close-up penetration shots.

Scene 1: Shy Love and Vince Vouyer

Shy Love is a crazily cute Latina starlet who has quickly made her indelible mark on porn. She has a great smile, and a large set of bolt-on boobs that hardly move as she jiggles around. Her breasts are probably the only thing about her that's not super-hot, but they're not too bad, and fit nicely with the theme of this movie, which seems to be giant fake boobies.

Shy does some half-hearted oral on Vince for a split-second before he is tapping her pussy from behind. Everything is filmed close-up POV style from the perspective of Vince, the only director and male talent in the film. We get some shots of her massive tits close-up; they wrinkle a bunch in the middle around the cleavage.

Vince eventually switches to fucking Shy's ass in POV cowgirl. She turns around to do some brief deep-throat A2M. For some reason Vince mixes in some tease and some more pussy-fucking into this disjointed scene. Finally, he manages to shoot a decent load on her face. Shy Love is very good-looking but I didn't find this scene to be all that strokable.

Scene 2: Yasmine Vega and Vince Vouyer

Yasmine is a Hispanic girl with long curly hair, who I have never had the chance to see before. She teases Vince (and us) by dancing around for a while in front of a fireplace. The tease segment is pretty long, and it's a while before Yasmine's panties even come off. The pace of this film seems to be very slow.

Yasmine starts to blow Vince after a while. The blowjob doesn't do a whole lot for me, because Yasmine doesn't really seem to be into it. Eventually Vince fucks her from behind complete with some P2M. The camera angles used in this movie, for me, were not strokable at all, because I could rarely see the girl's face, except when she's sucking the dick. Most shots are just the girl's ass from behind getting penetrated.

Unfortunately, Yasmine doesn't do a lot for me in the looks department, so the combination of her with bad shaky camera work provides little that is especially strokable in the scene. Vince smacks her ass a couple times as he fucks her. I wish this scene did not absolutely bore me to tears. Vince spews on her face.

Scene 3: Brooke Haven and Vince Vouyer

Well, its already been established that Brooke is my favorite new performer of the past few months. She looks incredible in this scene as well with Vince's camera-eye staring up at her cute face and huge tits. Brooke does some tease and shows off her beautiful plump ass for a long time. Vince begins fucking her from behind. She looks utterly fantastic as Vince flips her around into the missionary position.

Brooke gives him a lame blowjob that's mainly a handjob. She does manage to go down pretty far on him though. Brooke also licks his asshole for a second for some f/m rimming, which I always find pretty hot, but I know some porn fans hate it. Vince fucks her in doggy-style for a while. This was by far the hottest scene of the movie for me, and it's all because of Brooke. She gets a very nice cumshot all over her pretty face to end the scene.

Scene 4: Eve Lawrence and Vince Vouyer

Eve Lawrence is another ultra-hottie with shorter reddish hair and giant fake boobies. She is very cute but the mammoth fake knockers bolted on to her chest do not seem natural in the least. They are freakishly humongous, but at least they move a little bit instead of being rock-hard. Still, Eve is very good-looking and I always like to see her in action.

She starts to blow Vince with him laying down, before doing some tease that we can barely see because of the bad camera angle. They fuck in missionary before Vince can't wait anymore and blows all over her supremely cute face. The scene is not over, because eventually Vince is back for more fun with Eve.

They fuck some more in missionary (constant closeups of her shaved snatch). Eve's giant boobs sway around hypnotically. Vince seems to like fucking girls with their panties still on, just pushed to the side, because that's what most of them do in this movie. There's little if any completely naked fucking. Vince quickly pulls out and delivers Eve his second load of the scene, which she certainly seems to appreciate.

Scene 5: Trina Michaels and Vince Vouyer

I just saw Trina for the first time in the movie "Born For Porn" from Colossal Entertainment. She was o.k. looking and performed well in that one. I like her hair a lot better in "Double D P.O.V." and think she looks really good here laying under a Christmas tree in a skimpy pink outfit. She has a pierced tongue that is shown off as she sucks on Vince's rod.

Trina also has a pierced clit which is revealed as Vince bangs her doggie-style. Her breasts are massive and fake, but at least they bounce around nicely as she gets fucked. She takes it in the ass too, in reverse cowgirl. These scenes are fairly repetitive and go on for what seems like forever. You get a good three and a half hours of sex on this DVD, I just wish it was better material.

Trina's boobs, scene and performance didn't do a whole lot for me either, unfortunately. She does some A2M and A2P before Vince ejaculates in her pussy for a creampie. It drips out of Trina's hole and dribbles all over his cock and the couch. Fans of internal cumshots will probably enjoy the ending to this scene.

Scene 6: Tory Lane and Vince Vouyer

Tory Lane is our seductive brunette cover girl. She looks incredibly hot in her scene in a tight blue, super-skimpy outfit. Guess what, she has massive fake boobs as well. Tory is pretty cute, though and looks good teasing us in a living room somewhere. She gives Vince a blowjob, going pretty deep on the stick. She seems pretty bored though, as does Vince throughout this whole movie. If the people fucking can't get excited about it, why should I be excited about watching them?

Tory sucks a mean cock and has a pretty pussy waiting for Vince's tool. Tory seems to love getting fucked way more than sucking Vince off. This scene is pretty much a repeat of the first five, I hope you liked them. Tory gets fucked in reverse cowgirl and gets fingered for a little bit. Vince enters her asshole in doggy. Tory gladly does A2M and jerks herself off while she gets fucked. The energy level in the scene goes up during the anal session, where Vince blows an anal creampie into Tory's tight hole, which was a pretty hot ending.

Bonus Scene: Austin Kinkaid and Vince Vouyer

There is a full-length bonus scene on the disc featuring Austin Kinkaid. The movie just seems to go on forever as it is, and there's still a bonus scene to review. Austin is a girl with an average-looking face but a smokin' body. Of course she has the requisite large massive tits. Vince interviews her and spanks her ripe ass.

Austin gives a nice B.J. with lots of eye contact with the camera and strips to reveal her great body. Vince fingers her pussy, and then Austin lubes up his dick and gives him a lengthy handjob. They never really fuck, and Austin sucks his dick very briefly until she jerks him off to orgasm. Yes, you got it right, this is a long handjob scene. It's not unarousing, though, because Austin is pretty hot.

"Massive Fake Boobies," um, I mean, "Double D P.O.V." is one of Vince's weaker efforts for sure. I usually absolutely love RLD and PXP titles, but this one left me feeling rather limp and unaroused. I suspect it is a combination of the cast (all very fake breasts), the disorienting POV camera work, and the lack of enthusiasm on the part of the performers. I really wanted to like this title much more than I actually did. The POV angle became very repetitive and it seemed as if all the scenes were carbon copies of each other, only with different girls.

There was not a whole lot of attention paid to the ladies' breasts in this movie, which is a serious shame considering this is a breast-themed title. I would definitely have enjoyed more tit-fucking or any attention whatsoever paid to the girls' breasts. There's also a noticable watermark in the lower right-hand corner of the screen for the entire duration of the movie. It says "Vouyer Productions" and will probably bother the crap out of you if you hate watermarks. Fortunately they don't really disturb me at all.

"Double D P.O.V." is ultimately a pretty average piece of pornography from Vince. It's certainly not the best film in the world, nor is it the worst. You certainly get your money's worth with the extremely long running time of the movie. Also, anything with the lovely Brooke Haven has to be at least decent for her presence alone. Pick this one up if you are a huge Brooke or Eve Lawrence fan. Don't bother if you want to see large, natural breasts, or have a short attention span. I suppose if you really like the POV genre this is a good representation.