Double D P.O.V. (Platinum X Pictures) Review

Reviewed by dragonsbum  on  3/22/2005

DOUBLE D P.O.V. directed by and starring vince vouyer

prepare to be deflated. vince vouyer’s debut for pxp, a point of view film featuring big racks, is racked with many shortcomings. a busty title suggests a focus on tits and tit worship- the camera frame should be overwhelmed by breasts being fondled, squeezed, and most importantly, fucked. on this 2 hr and 50 min disc, there’s exactly 36 seconds of tittyfucking. need i say more.

okay, let me elongate, er elaborate- vinny hardly even touches the girls’ tits, save for copping a quick feel here and there. it’s as if these big fake fun bags are anathema to him; given his preference for au naturale, i guess that isn’t surprising. furthermore, he spends more time fingering pussies than grabbing tits; displays equal enthusiasm for asses; fucks too much in reverse cowgirl and doggie, where the tits are obscured from sight; & delivers no cumshots to the tits. frankly, for the big tit enthusiast, this movie is an udder, i mean utter, disappointment.

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shy love / 32 min
shy’s ass looks delectable in a pink thong and vince can’t help can’t help getting a couple strokes in her tight pussy before they even get to the couch. as she rides cowgirl, they exchange their views on destiny and the laws of physics, actually just the regular porno banter, until finally, 8 min into the scene, her tits are unfettered from her pink mesh top. however, her bosom is inexplicably covered again as she takes a trip down the hershey highway in cowgirl and mish. the camera microphone rustles intermediately throughout the scene but especially when he changes positions. ‘that is beautiful,’ vin says referring to her ass, not her tits, which are hidden from view. in fact, for the final 14 min, shy’s tits are barely seen because vinny continues to fuck her in doggie and RC, before feeding her a protein shake. the anal action is captured very well, and shy’s performance quite energetic, but vin hardly pays any attention to her tits with either his camera or his hands.

yasmine vega / 29 min
yas is an average lookin guatemalan stripper who claims to be 26, but that’s a brick if i ever heard one. vin slaps his meat stick on her face before she gives him a very mediocre BJ with the shadow of the camera falling over her. when yasmine sits down for RC, her black bikini top is still on. and guess what, her tits aren’t exposed until 18 min into the scene when he finally dares to touch her enhanced mammacitas. as yas rides cowgirl, there’s finally some decent boob bouncing action as she fucks him with latino heat. more microphone noises and shadows distract as yasmine backs that ass up in doggie. finally she rides cowgirl- i guess vince realizes you can’t see the tits from behind, and a there’s a very short mish before he unloads in yas’ mouth. once again, the double d’s are ignored by vince, and the technical problems blemish the passion of the yasmine.

brooke haven/ 24 min
decidedly plain lookin brooke haven tries to entice vinny with her saline filled chest but it’s her big ass he seems to be far more interested in. back onto the same couch for the third straight scene, they start in doggie with her white blouse still on; it takes a full 8 min into this encounter until her tits see daylight. brooke’s boob job ain’t the best, set too far apart, but at least they move, as opposed to shy love’s bolt-ons, as she rides in cowgirl. once again, too much time is spent in RC and doggie where those bombs can’t be sighted from pov, oh well. at least vinny does grab a tit during a 30 sec mish before firing his goo gun across her forehead and cheek. for those who like extra meat on the bones, brooke is a plump piece of chicken. however, chicken breast isn’t on vin’s menu.

eve lawrence/ 14 min
eve looks like the girl next door... who went and got humungous tits to do porn, that is. vin pulls down her pink tube top and actually touches them for more than 5 sec, shocker. she does a nice job slapping his cock on her tits as she sucks him off, but drat, her hair gets in the pov. he fucks her doggie on the floor with some P2M and nice shots of her big round ass. huzzah, he tittyfucks her cantaloupes but only for 36 sec before cumming in her mouth and chin. the shaky camera work continues after he returns to fuck her mish, during which her verbal encouragement peaks. bollocks, vince quickly pops again; at least this time some cum drips down onto her chest. well i’ll eat my head, the shortest scene turns out to contain the most tit play, limited as it may be, and eve is surprisingly effervescent and genuine.

trina michaels/ 30 min
amazingly enough, trinas bowling balls come out within the first 2 min and vince even grabs one of them while she BJs him. she slides her pierced pussy on his cock whilst pinching and slapping her tits; very hot. as the blonde vigorously bounces on vince, the camera becomes unsteady as her head goes in and out of frame. when he begins to pound her ass in mish there’s some good close-ups in between A2Ms. also, this scene has plenty of tit wobbling, her bazoombas are too hard to jiggle, as trina gets analized in cowgirl on the ss minnow. instead of firing his load onto those tits, vin regretfully decides to cum inside her pussy in cowgirl, with very little dripping out afterwards. i like trina’s vivaciousness and dirty mouth but the crap camera work neutralizes the good action.

tory lane / 40 min
tory teases in a teal top before deepthroating vince on gasp, the same damn couch again. now 9 min into the scene, the sexy brunette finally frees her knockers as she stridently fucks him cowgirl; the way she bites and slaps her tits is terrif. ugh, the camera is herky jerky, as if they were on a waterbed. the anal action begins when tory slowly eases her super tight arschlocke onto his salami with exclamations of ‘goddamn.’ she also performs A2M and spreads her pinkerton, emitting sexy moans while being sodomized. sigh, despite appearing to be delish, vin feels no compulsion to feel tory’s tatas as she writhes on top. at least there’s some very hot RCA including a trifecta of gapes. the botched ending is a weak anal creampie, which despite tory’s efforts to push out, yields just one glop on the floor. tory’s torrid and verbose performance, which certainly places her in the porn fast lane, nearly overcomes the illogistics of the scene.

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yet more complaints: not all the girls are double d, they say so themselves on the video; the watermark, while being unobtrusive most of the time, with that big V is annoying; the same couch in 5/6 scenes; not enough missionary position and no piledriver; 2 creampies in a title focusing on breasts. the movie also surprisingly suffers from insufferable microphone noises and lighting problems. in his best pov work, vince is filming not fucking; appearing in every scene here resulted in shoddy camera work, from an unfirm hand.

the girls, on the other hand, all acquitted themselves quite well with high energy, good eye contact, and dirty talk that didn’t sound forced. yasmine, eve, and tory especially performed with gusto and truly seemed to enjoy themselves. i dare say that with a more adept pov director, and a greater enthusiasm for artificial tits, this movie could have been a real bustout hit.

the extras include: 17 minutes with austin kincaid giving vinny a blow/handjob in which her breasts aren’t even exposed for the first 10 minutes, with no tittyfucking, nor cumshot to the tits; 11 minutes behind the scenes; a self advancing photo gallery.

fake tits must be kryptonite to vince because this is definitely the weakest title of his i’ve ever viewed. on paper it’s a winner, but in reality, it’s a bad boob job. my advice: avoid like your in-laws. thanks for your attention.

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