Don't Tell My Daddy (3rd Degree) Review

Reviewed by howie  on  12/4/2004

Director: Chris Streams
Year of release: 2004
Cast (in scene order): Angel Dark, Melanie, Lucy Anne, Heather Gamble, Natalli

Who should buy this: Fans of barely legal looking girls doing nasty things with the condition that you don’t tell their daddies

My review:
In a short period of time since their inception, 3rd Degree has put out some quality pornos. I’ve only seen “We All Scream for Ass Cream” and from reading reviews of other 3rd Degree flicks, they are off and running. However, this title was a bit of a letdown and mainly because I’m not a big fan of the barely legal genre. Each scene starts with the girl and Chris Streams, the director, in an extended role-playing bit. Sorry, it’s just not my thing.

Besides Angel Dark, I was not familiar with the cast. Overall, not the strongest or best looking cast I’ve seen. Also, it didn’t help that the cover art did not match the cast list in the opening credits. For example, the Heather Gables on the cover was listed as Melanie in the credits. And then the opening credit had the spelling of Heather Gamble. Huh? My head is spinning.

Scene 1 – Angel Dark:
(Sex acts: BJ; vag in doggie and mish; anal in spoon and RCG; DP in RCG and CG; ATM)
Damn, Angel is something to behold wearing pink see-through bra and panties sucking a lollipop. Angel has an attractive face with a great body including a natural rack to match Jane Darling’s. Here she takes on 2 guys and gives it all she can with energy. Action was good and she performs post-head cleanup (PHC) with no swallowing to end the scene. Good scene.

Scene 2 – Melanie:
(Sex acts: BJ; fingering of pussy and ass; anal in doggie, RCG, standing doggie and mish; vag in mish ATM, ACP)
Melanie is a cute British girl with braces and short wavy hair. She is wearing a white tank top and plaid skirt that covers half her ass. She shows off her BJ skills and takes it to the base with some gagging. Then it’s straight to anal for most of the scene. The scene ends with Melanie taking an anal creampie in mish that she cumfarts out. What a nasty girl. Good scene.

Scene 3 – Lucy Anne:
(Sex acts: BJ; vag in doggie and mish; fingering of ass; anal in mish, RCG, and doggie; DP in RCG)
Lucy is a good looking Euro blonde with pigtails and is wearing a mesh top and tight blue shorts that accentuates her cameltoe. This scene takes place outdoors on a bench with 2 guys. Action was decent and ends with cumshots to her mouth but no swallowing. Average scene.

Scene 4 – Heather Gamble:
(Sex acts: BJ; pussy eating; fingering of pussy and ass; vag in mish and doggie; PTM; fingering of ass; anal in side saddle, CG and RCG; ATM)
The scene starts with Chris catching Heather, a barely legal blonde, masturbating with a dildo in her pussy and a finger in her ass. The sex starts with some deepthroating and moves through various positions and orifices like your porn by the numbers scene. Heather swallows whatever cum lands in her mouth to end the scene. Very average scene.

Scene 5 – Natalli:
(Sex acts: BJ; vag in doggie, mish; anal in side saddle and RCG; DP in RCG and CG; ATM; PTM)
Natalli is a cute Euro blonde with her long hair in pigtails. She looks rather cute wearing a pink see-through bikini top and a short white skirt with pink thigh high stockings and white boots. The scene is with 2 guys and takes place on a bench in an outdoor garden. Sex was okay and she takes both cumshots to her mouth but does not swallow. Another average scene.

DVD extras:
Nothing to rave about here - short BTS, cum shot loop, photo gallery, and trailers.

Summary:
I’m giving Don’t Tell My Daddy a rental recommendation. The scenes were mainly average and nothing special to warrant a lot of replay. Again, the barely legal set-up is not my preference.