Divine Bitches Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  10/31/2013

About 50 years ago, Lou Reed wrote Venus in Furs with that wonderful lyric, "strike dear Mistress and cure his heart," which leads me to my review of DIVINE BITCHES, a trio of Kink.com scenes that pair a lovely lady and a submissive dude in the Kink.com dungeon. Skin Diamond gets the show started; a super sexy Chanel Preston and her construction worker buddy are up next then a closing scene with lovely Kink regular Lorelei Lee and her beefcake pal Axel wrap up the DVD.

In this instance, "the whiplash girl child in the dark," as Reed described the Mistress Severine in the Velvet Underground tune, is an individual porn star dealing pleasure and pain to her submissive in well-lit dungeon environs that really allow the viewers to catch all the action. A few fine shadowy moments creep into Chanel's scene but the Kink.com folks generally want the viewer not to miss a slap, scratch or pinch. No condoms. Cock locks yes. About 90 minutes.

Each scene has an introduction with safe and slow down words mentioned, followed by the brief DIVINE BITCHES title vid, about 20 minutes of action and a concluding segment with each Mistress and sub dude recapping and commenting.

SKIN DIAMOND with SEBASTIAN KEYS---Queen of Diamonds Skin prances about the dungeon area with red candles and a blue lit background in view. Sebastian's hands are locked up while Skin flogs him, makes him kneel for more. She attaches clothes pins up his front side and pulls them off with one hard tug. With arms, legs and neck suspended into the air, Sebastian lies on his back for more ass flogging from Skin. Sebastian lands flat on his back upon a mattress with a series of bars holding him in place; he wears a cock harness on his head and Skin teases him with her pussy but never rides the dildo erect above his mouth. An okay start. Skin wearing a strap-on leads you to believe that pegging is in order here but that never happens---!! 1/2

CHANEL PRESTON with STEVE STERLING---Chanel looks super hot in red and black as she dominates tied up construction worker Steve standing upright with his arms outstretched. Chanel uses his hard construction hat to whip his skinny ass. She adorns him with a coiled cock lock that looks like a Slinky toy, applies clamps then wraps cellophane around his upper torso. At one point, she backs off and disappears into the shadows to stand upright against the wall and masturbate with a vibrator that she later uses to run over the cellophane wrapped clamps stuck to Steve's nipples and chest. Next, the highlight of this scene, Chanel rides a dick stick in a couple of upright positions; lying flat on his back on a bench, tied up Steve can only watch the lovely Chanel as she gyrates on the upright dick stick that peers out from between his legs. Chanel gets off then drops some candle wax across his chest for the finale of this solid scene---!!! 1/2

LORELEI LEE with ROBERT AXEL---Lorelei gets in some smacks but she goes more for a foot fetish experience in this solid encounter with the muscle man. Axel in chains stands upright, which allows Lorelei to climb on top his shoulders, cross her feet so that he can suck her spiked heels. Tied to bed posts, he lands flat on his back so that Lorelei can climb around on his pectorals and stick her bare feet down his mouth. This "teasing and denying" scene is quite fun thanks to Lorelei's breathy delivery of her wants and desires---!!!

Extras are scant so let's wrap this up. DIVINE BITCHES (2013, Kink.com) is a well-shot S & M DVD. The general porn watching population will gravitate towards Chanel's scene with those fine straight sex moments mixed in with the pleasure and pain stuff. Skin Diamond looks great as she dominates Sebastian but the closing action is more a tease than anything else. Lorelei's more sensual take works better here. The bottom line is that these S & M exercises are visually more interesting and unpredictable than the typical gonzo scene; however, slight plot elements on the front end of these scenes would help quite a bit.

So, let's slap a !!! outta !!!!! upon DIVINE BITCHES (2013, Kink.com) for a solid trio of S & M scenes.