Dirty 30s (Alpha Blue Archives) Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  11/12/2019

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the AdultEmpire.com Unlimited service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
If you're going to put together a short (less than 30 minutes) compilation of mid-80's porn, then to really have your best shot at doing it right, you need to make it all about Christy Canyon--and Ginger Lynn, as well--arguably the two biggest stars of the era (...at least who were of age). That's exactly what "Dirty 30s", a very good production from Alpha Blue Archives, does...and does well. Offered up are two scenes from "Night of Loving Dangerously" and one from "On Golden Blonde", the former of which may well be somewhat rare, due to the original film having been pulled in the Traci Lords scandal a few short years after its release. All of the action is absolutely smokin' hot from start to finish, as are its stars. Indeed, both Christy and Ginger are in top form, youthful, and beautiful, and both of them fuck their hearts (...and pussies...) out. Ginger also throws in a super-sexy anal schtupping with Jamie Gillis for good measure, and the only thing that this comp is really missing is running time. Had it been longer, it would have easily been a full 4.5 (or even 5) star release. As is, I'm still going with the 4.5 stars, but with an asterisk about its short length. Regardless, fans of Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn will truly enjoy what's there. It may not look like much from the cover, nor be very long, but hands down and dicks up, it's still a winner!

In terms of the sex, Scene One (from 1984's "Night of Loving Dangerously") pairs up the lovely and legendary, big-busted brunette star of the film, Christy Canyon, with the equally legendary, petite blonde babe, Ginger Lynn, for some steamy, girl-on-girl action upon a bed. Watching these two bright-eyed and bushy-tailed beauties eat one another out, scissor, and generally do the dirty is something else, particularly given that they seem quite into one another...even if the sequence is fairly short. (Ginger and Christy went on to work with one another for decades later, including in radio, by the way.) In Scene Two (from 1984's "On Golden Blonde"), Christy finds herself laid out (...and then laid...) upon a bed in her pink nightie, legs spread and with Marc Wallice's face buried in her well-known beaver. Marc munches carpet with passion, and Canyon returns the favor, slurping down his curvy cock for a time. A relatively quick pounding--and a titty-fuck to a pop on the cleavage later--and this sexy, little number comes (cums?) to a close. Scene Three (from "Night of Loving Dangerously") once again brings together both Christy and Ginger in their younger years (...sweet baby Jesus...), this time for a threesome with the dark prince himself, Jamie Gillis. Both of these lusty ladies take him vaginally, and they also sate one another's more feminine desires via some 69'ing. Gillis ultimately slips it into Lynn's ass and bangs her to a load on her freshly fucked bum...and on Canyon's face. Christy laps at the cum a bit and Jamie rubs it in in finishing off these fine festivities. Wow! So hot...


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