Dirt Pipe Milkshakes Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  4/3/2006

I just reviewed a Jake Malone title so it was easy to slip in another one directed by him and one look at the title lets you know this is a creampie dvd so if a girl oozing cum out of her ass is something you don't like then I would suggest picking up another title, perhaps Assault That Ass 8 which is excellent and also directed by Mr. Malone. Now this title features some sexy girls too including Noami, Bailey, and Annie Cruz so if you do like creampies we have a good mixture of body types in this dvd though I guess cum looks pretty much the same as it seeps out, let's just hope the action before the pie is baked is good and with Jake helming the camera I think we're in good hands. I loved it during the credits right when the get to the movies title you have an ass oozing out some cum and you have a visual milkshake too included in the shot, very nice indeed.

Annie Cruz:

Ok we get started with this sexy fireplug. Jake mixes in some good shots as Annie walks about, the skimpy business suit was a great choice and Annie does her part pulling up the skirt showing off her ass and the fingers also do a little walkin on the wild side. The boobies too are a pleasant site and a very good size to Annie's body type. The tease over Jake has her walk in all business like but that facade is soon shattered with Annie quickly getting her pussy free and the hands do some stroking over that neatly trimmed bush. You get some large beads used and they are pretty big but slide easily inside her with Annie doing some cleanup on them as well. Thankfully we get some live cocks soon after, two of them as a matter of fact and we get anal right away in mish while she busies herself sucking the other off. Sexwise cowgirl was a very nice position with several good shots of that ass and you had mish anal as well with Jake standing above giving us a good shot of her tits bouncing plus Annie does good sucking cock here. You get very nice dp's in both cowgirl and in reverse and for the finish you get doggie anal with the pies coming and Annie does her best sticking a hand under to catch as much cum/ ass juice as possible. Slightly messy but I've seen worse and Annie does her slutty best licking her hand clean.

Bailey:

Ok on we go and who do we see but Michael Stefano and Manuel Ferrara enjoying a game of pool and who joins them but the busty beauty Bailey. The mesh top doesn't hide her spectacular natural tits and she's involved right away grabbing a stick and making a shot. I suspect she'll be grabbing a couple different sticks shortly. First we get a couple shots of Bailey's ample curves and this girl has some weight on her but it's in all the right places! Well the trio soon decide to stop their game and start another one and you get some ass fingering with Manuel engulfing her mountainous tits with his mouth. Appropriately enough there are some 8-Ball anal beads used by Mr. Stefano to prep that ass and we get some bj work by the young Bailey. Jake gets the camera right where I want it focused right on her pretty face. I also dug the shot with Bailey in between the swinging dicks and she does good gaggin and there's a great floor shot bringing her tits into the frame. Sexwise you get doggie, spoon and Bailey's pretty new to doing dp's and so I enjoyed seeing the cowgirl dp but I mostly enjoyed the reverse anal as those wonderful boobs just have such a great bounce here. Piledriver anal was awesome to see as well but sadly no self nipple lickin by Bailey which I would have loved to see. They place a mirror under her ass while they fuck Bailey doggiestyle but I didn't see much cum ooze out, instead one load was mostly fired to the outside of her ass though we do get a decent amount on the glass for Bailey to lick up and she does.

Mika Tan:

Onward we go and I see lots of mesh here, red and black though the ass is mostly uncovered and she's got a very nice bootie too. Jake lets the camera zoom in and out as we cover the entirety of Mika's frame, the ass shaking was hot and again great views for this. There was some great boob caressing too done by Mika and I really think Jake missed a golden shot with her licking those nipples. I think this would totally heighten the erotic aspect of the scene and maybe if I say it enough the directors out there will start to shoot it more. Mika does good also showing off her pussy and more fun times are had gazing closely at her bootie. Jake then squirts a milk enema in and we watch that ooze out of her ass and onto the floor with Mika being a nasty slut licking it up. Mika then heads to another room where we see the familiar blue anal beads waiting on a chair and Miss Tan soon has them resting within that ass. Again I was glad when actual cocks appeared and we get one fucking her mouth while PapaHolmes busies himself below at her pussy/ ass. Mika is opened up to the camera nicely for the mish fucking we see and you see the anal beads are still in her ass with Steve then taking them out for Mika to clean off and a cock is stuffed in her mouth at the same time while down below Steve's German schlong says hello to Mika's ass! A little A2M and then it's on to a dp in cowgirl and there's some well shot reverse anal as well with more good dick sucking by Mika. We watch then as they do more dp's in cowgirl and in reverse before finishing in mish with Mika squeezing out a pretty good bit of the cum and it's not as nasty as I have seen with the amount of cum she's able to push out. The second load cums in mish anal and we see a whole lot of cum bubbles around her pussy and ass with Mika dipping a finger in to get several tastes. This might be one of the better messy creampies I've seen that didn't come across as really gross which usually is the case for me.

Sierra Sinn:

We start this next scene gazing at Miss Sinn's backside with a short journey soon around to take in her pretty face. The main interest, though, is that ass and we get some conversation between Jake and Sierra about what's to follow. Sitting down in a chair we see a mostly nude Sierra do some pussy play stroking, then we get this flashback type deal where the picture isn't quite clear and there's more ass footage given, I guess you could call it dreamlike footage. Then we're back to reality with Sierra joined by Manuel and Steve with Sierra in the middle jerking off both their rods. The guys lean in for a kiss and we have Steve sucking on one of her perky tits. Sierra then gets to engage in some cock sucking while Steve-O gets a taste of her ass and we have his cock saying hello to her ass to slipping in the backdoor. Sierra then gets to sit up and do some double cock play going back and forth gagging a lot in the process. The action resumes with vag spoon but we are soon back to seeing that ass invaded with reverse anal being shot and the guys eventually make this a dp with both schlongs pumping at the same time. Sierra works in some dirty talk too and it works pretty good. I guess doggie anal is the best finishing position for this type scene and both guys splooge in her ass in doggie and like the Bailey scene we get a small mirror placed underneath for the cum to accumulate on and Sierra then gets to lick the cum off and she's pretty sexy with how she does it giving some good eye contact as she slurps the jizz up.

Naomi:

I just reviewed a real good Naomi scene for Jake today and this scene gets going with a lot of ass footage and once you see that ass you'll understand why, it's quite the phemonenal ass. Jake pretty much spends the whole tease on that ass shooting it from various angles with some good facial shots included too, I think Naomi's got a very hot exotic aspect to her look that you don't have to much-- Eva, Sativa, and Sandra come to mind as having such looks, I think it's the great tan which Naomi has which goes a long way to this effect. We soon have a live cock in the mix and instead of titty fucking he does ass fucking slipping his schlong between those inviting ass cheeks and who better to bring in than Michael Stefano for such a scene. You get a little toy play to prime Naomi's ass so I think some anal will be in the offering soon. While the toy is still in her ass Michael slided in from behind to fuck her vaginally. There are several shots of her face and the whole exotic vibe is so strong coming from Naomi it might be a little over the top for some of you but I haven't reached that point yet with this girl. Naomi then gets to clean off Michael's cock doing P2M and then it's some toy A2M as the toy is removed. Finally we get some anal action as they get on the couch and with her ass turned facing the camera Michael slides in from the side giving us full access to seeing the action. I like how she does a little grinding on the cock as it drills her bottom and then we get some actual A2M by Naomi. The action then goes to cowgirl anal and you will be hard pressed not to blow your load here as that ass is just to perfect for words it's that good hugging his cock. Michael then does some ass fucking in mish turning that ass so again it's facing the camera. Some A2M and it's back to mish anal with even sexier A2M included if that's possible. As with other scenes in this dvd we get doggie anal for the finish and that floor shot as Michael's pounding Naomi was a thing of beauty, though she doesn't squeeze out much cum, still I'm very much enamored with Naomi's ass so I'll look forward to more scenes with her, hopefully with swallowing instead of a creampie.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

I'd say Jakes done another fine job here with the creampies being slightly more messy than I've seen lately but still not crossing over to the really gross area, tricky I know but I think we saw good creampies without being grossed out. I'd say Mika probably had the best overall scene with Annie being up there as was Sierra Sinn. Extra wise you get a bonus blowjob and as I guessed it was with Naomi, hey if I was directing this sexy girl with a great ass I'd want some ME time too!! There are also some behind the scenes to check out, again Jake's released a strong title well worth picking up