Diary Of A Nanny 2 Review

Reviewed by ai no corrida  on  8/29/2007

Diary of a Nanny
Directed by Brett Brando
A Naughty America Release
Dates of Production: 07/05/07
Length: 1hr 2min.
Website: DiaryofaNanny.com

Starring: Roxy Jezel, Sunny Lane, Crissy Moon, Kimberly Kane, Nikki Dominick & Kayla Synz.
With: Ben English, Jack Lawrence, Steven St. Croix & Tommy Gun.


Brief Synopsis:
The common theme here is the lustful nanny, bordering on naughty, perhaps beyond naughty in some cases. I’d opt for “hot and bothered” nanny, as most of the material here never quite ventures from mainly vanilla sex and the usual positions, marked with a medium amount of enthusiasm for all the ladies therein. Each scene begins with the star in question intoning her fantasies the old way, in a paper journal with a pen. From there, the supposed actual events (my paraphrasing) or supposed fantasies are divulged in actual form. Here we go:


Scene One: Roxy Jezel
Wearing her thin-strapped white heels during the whole scene, Roxy, one of the fiercest ladies in the game today, recounts an episode with her boss, who catches her & then boyfriend fucking on a bed. Boyfriend flees, and boss and nanny have a word. Next thing you know, she’s blowing him in order to keep her lucrative nanny position, and purring her every desire into his dick like a microphone. Stepping away from the mic for a moment or two, he continues to eat her, while she narrates in between catching her breath. He licks her ass from behind a little bit, and they fuck, spooning, Roxy’s legs dangling over the side of the bed. Into a little reverse cowgirl, onto doggy, he pounds her, camera filming the two of them from behind. He unloads onto her tongue and chin, and we fade back into the aforementioned journaling. Roxy is on medium heat in this scene, but the rather tame nature of the proceedings seems to hold her back a bit. Still, if you’re uncommon to the style that is pure Roxy Jezel, consider this scene a nibble on an otherwise seven course meal. That kind of hearty meal isn’t readily available on this particular disc, but I think you catch my drift.


Scene Two: Sunny Lane
We find Sunny dreaming of cleaning crayon off of a nearby wall, desperately trying to wipe the remnants of her toil: those sleeping kids we never see or hear, but, in a fantasy world, never have to. Finding her boss nearby, she seeks a more abrasive cleaner, but ends up in another room, talking up her nanny fantasies to a girlfriend on the phone. Baby monitor at the ready, her boss overhears every word (in split screen!), and upon arrival back, the two go at each other with equal aplomb. A kneeling, near-POV blowjob, some pussy eating, more spooning, a little more doggy, and even more reverse cowgirl later, boss man unloads onto Sunny’s tongue, and everyone is happy again. While just seeing Sunny is enough to open my capillaries, her work here was simply competent, and not nearly as sweaty & wild as she is, otherwise. The scene, overall, is a little non-essential, but we all have our bad days (even if they’re still filled with mild fucking). Translation: when it comes to Sunny, I’ll take what I can get.


Scene Three: Crissy Moon
Lying naked on a bed, Crissy writes about her boss, who, so dissatisfied with her work, decides to fire Crissy. Clearly needing the stable income that goes hand in hand with nanny work, she offers to sweeten the deal, and begins to blow him. I couldn’t tell if she had a little retainer in the upper part of her mouth, as her teeth were quite small, bordering on vampiric on the edges. Either way, that little smile is irresistible, as is Crissy’s enthusiasm in the scene. She bounces cowgirl-style for a spell, tasting her work, and switches to a reverse play. Her eye makeup can be a little distracting (heavy white/silver & grey/dark blue), but it seems to match her thinly cropped dark hair nicely. Boss man eats her out, onto spoon, and finally missionary pounding, at which time he sprays his jizz all over her face and tits. I had never seen Crissy before this, and I hopefully will see more. If not, this is a strong scene, even if it feels a bit brief by the climax.


Scene Four: Kimberly Kane
Ah, the bad girl. Kimberly, in a voice that could make Keats sound positively filthy, recalls her bad habits, and the pickle she found herself in with her former boss. Drinking, smoking, and a subscription to High Times later, boss man is infuriated, and they have it out. She’s “the worst nanny ever”, but she admits that the only reason she keeps getting hired for nanny stints is her excellent cock-sucking abilities, which she proceeds to display on his modest unit. She works him, squatting then kneeling, with her mouth only; halfway through, she sticks both hands deep down the crack of her ass, and makes him taste the results (hooray!). Sporting thin striped panties hanging off her equally thin frame, Kimberly gets pawed and eaten by her boss, still wearing her black slip-on sneakers. Pulling said panties down to her knees, boss man teases her airborne ass and slit with his cock, finally sticking her, doggy style, with her head buried in the couch. They continue with a bit of reverse cowgirl (she tastes), onto cowgirl (her beautiful feet now shoeless and cupped between her ass and his thighs). They each take turns spreading Kimberly’s asshole as they grind into a bit of leg-in-the-air spooning, and he showers her face with his seed. “You’re fired” he says, and you can barely believe it. This was, hands down, the best scene on the disc, and it’s all because of Kimberly!


Scene Five: Nikki Dominick & Kayla Synz
Nikki plays the nanny in this episode, and ends up in a three-way with her employers Kayla & her husband. The set-up is heavy, and the jump into sex is a little mannered, but doesn’t suffer too much (your finger on the fast forward key may, however). The three work each other relatively softly, but still, all-at-once. Each girl takes turn riding the husband/stud cowgirl and its reverse, as well as sixty-nining each other, while one gets pounded, doggy style. He unloads in Kayla’s mouth, and the girls share the load. I wasn’t too keen on this scene, as the overall energy wasn’t high enough, and the exposition was pushed a little too long. Still, both ladies are quite hot themselves, and if you’d like a mostly vanilla older guy & girl on a young nanny-type, this scene is just for you. I, on the other hand, will be in the other room with Kimberly Kane. See you later!


Bonus Features:
Other than a choose your scene-specific menu (jump to blowjob, sex, or cumshot), none whatsoever. Not even a static screen with company info! Pretty typical for Naughty America; bare bones all the way!

How the Disc Looks & Sounds:
The overall image is relatively even throughout the entire disc (Roxy’s scene is the most evenly lit of all, Kimberly’s the most cable-ready after-dark of them all), but steady throughout. While it’s obvious that this material was shot with internet-ready plug-ins and brightness compensating media players as its primary viewing source, the disc is, by no means, the best available, nor is it the worst. The source audio for each segment varies, and you may end up adjusting the volume on your TV remote from scene to scene. Not a huge problem, but a flaw some may find minor annoyance with during viewing.

Overall Thoughts:
Despite a ripe & ready cast of stalwarts, heavy hitters, and sure-fire guarantees, I just couldn’t be more disappointed with the results turned in on this disc. Maybe I was just expecting more, or maybe my threshold for previous insanities featuring Roxy, Sunny, and Kimberly elsewhere (in a higher quality form) just tainted my mood. Still, if you can find it for a few bucks, it’s nice to have around. Would I lend it to my best friends? Probably not. Can nanny porn be good? Of course it can! Just not quite here, not quite yet.