Destination Dirtpipe Review

It isn’t often that you can have your cake and eat it, but with this offering from director William H, the lucky guys certainly do as the girls lick cake from cocks and have their asses smothered in cream.

In the opener, Katja is decorating a cake, but Mark Ashley is more concerned with eating Katja, and lets face it, what would you prefer? I liked the foreplay at the beginning of the scene with plenty of kissing and Mark licking cream of Katja’s nipples, pussy and ass hole.

Katja always gives great head, and as always, she looks up at Mark as if she knows that she is really getting him off, and he’s not the only one as I watch this frolein work his cock. The highlight of the scene however is a side saddle cowgirl anal, with Katja really grinding down on Mark’s cock.

Another winning scene from Katja, but then I’ve come to expect this from this most solid of performers.

Katja 9.0
Scene 8.5

The second segment begins with a scene reminiscent of American Pie as Billy, inexplicably puts his cock into an iced sponge cake, spoiling somebody’s birthday or anniversary in the process. It must be his birthday however, because the delectable Monica Sweetheart appears right on and asks Billy the obvious question as to why he doesn’t fuck her instead.

Monica is looking back to her best in a red dress, red panties and red shoes, and after some proficient oral from Monica, Billy fucks her over the worktops in doggie. Given the title of this movie, you would expect some anal, and the scene doesn’t disappoint with some standing doggie, with a great wide angle shot of Monica’s long legs, RCA and spoon anal, with a lingering full body shot taken from floor level which is guaranteed to get you off. The scene ends with cake on Monica’s breasts and man cream on her face.

This has to be one of my favourite scenes this year, fun, sexy, nasty, well shot and featuring beautiful Monica in a pair of red heels. I couldn’t want for more.

Monica 9.5
Scene 10

From cakes, to French tarts for our third scene, as Melissa Lauren takes to the kitchen worktops for some anal loving. I’ve never found Melissa that facially attractive, but she does have a good ass and lovely perky breasts and she always puts in a solid performance.

Here she groans her way through some decent sex, including some all too brief cowgirl anal and standing doggie anal before catching a sizable load on her tongue.

Melissa 8.5
Scene 8.0

This was my first look at Naomi, who has been creating quite a stir on ADT. At first glance I could not see what all the fuss was about, but on closer inspection this sultry brunette, has a smoking body and facially reminded me a little of Shania Twain.

This all anal scene features some good pounding in missionary, with great butt shots, and more good shots during a short session of cowgirl. The scene concludes with the expected facial.

Naomi 8.5
Scene 8.5

The final scene sees the only blonde in the movie and a new name on me, Aaralyn Barra. Aaralyn is obviously health conscious because we see her nibbling on a strawberry, rather than guzzling on cake like her predecessors. She is soon however, guzzling on two cocks and its obvious that this scene is going to be a little harder than the previous scenes.

Unfortunately, there is no double penetration in the scene but we do see some excellent standing doggie anal action, with the guys really banging her ass balls deep. The cake thing is probably over done in this scene, as Aaralyn’s face is buried in cake, but she seems to be up for it and the scene almost ends up as a food fight as she fights back. I just wouldn’t want to be the cleaner after this one.

Aaralyn 8,5
Scene 8.5

EXTRAS

This DVD has one of the best packages of extras I’ve seen for a while.

The Bonus Scene is from the Big Wet Asses series and features a girl called Kinzie, not Kinzie Kenner unfortunately, but an attractive brunette with blonde streaks, with fake medium tits and a large round ass, in a hot anal scene. The scene features some really good hard anal here, with great dirty talk from Kinzie.

The behind the scenes is nothing special, but is quite amusing in parts, and the photo gallery helpfully features both hardcore and glamour shots of most of the girls. There is also some brief extra footage including Monica and Aaralyn and some good trailers, including one from ADT’s very own Miss Kami Andrews. In fact the only thing to complain about is the infantile tune that plays on the menus.

OVERALL

So much of the gonzo out there today is shot in a similar way and so you have to give plaudits to any series that tries to do things a little differently. I’m not a big fan of seeing the girls covered in cake, but I did dig the fact that the scenes took place in a kitchen which made a pleasant change from the ubiquitous gonzo couch, and which allowed positions such as standing doggie to be utilised. The cast was very strong, with the standout scene being the second one with Monica Sweetheart, looking as good as she ever has in this excellent one on one scene. A mention also has to go to the extras, which not only offered a bonus scene but all the other bits that you could wish for.

Definitely recommended for fans of any of the girls, and for those gonzo fans who want something just a little different. Bon appetit.

Apologies for the lack of pictures, but the new image policy came on line just as I had submitted the review to Steph. Some picture faces next time, I think. Until they ban them of course.