Destination Dirtpipe Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  6/4/2006

Well fans every time I put in a William H dvd I'm not sure what he might do but it's usually interesting. This time as with so many of his titles we have lovely girls with fine ass booties getting ass fucked. The addition to the equation is in each scene there is a cake which figures prominently in the action ala American Pie but to the Nth Degree. Among the heavy ass hitters assembled for this we have Katja Kassin, Monica Sweetheart, Melissa Lauren, Naomi, and Aaralyn Barra so I don't see William fucking this up so we will get our cake and eat it too. Per usual William's also worked in a catchy tune celebrating what these ladies are doing in this title, even the menu for the scene selections has it's own tune which will have you chuckling no doubt.

Katja Kassin:

Well our first woman up is no stranger to most of you and in fact once she's arrived there isn't a single ass movie made which shouldn't have this woman's name come up as someone you'd want in it. Besides the world class ass Katja has other skills such as a fine knob polisher and the energy has never been a question with this girl. The scene starts with Katja making some finishing touches to a cake when Mark Ashley comes up from behind and we get the first of many awesome ass shots as Katja also dips down to get the first of many tastes of the cake. They work some icing onto her tits and Mark is cool licking that off and we get a whole bunch of the cake/ icing spread over Katja's tits, belly, and pussy area so you know she needed a shower after this scene. Mark gets in a prime position and from a side saddle angle we watch him lap away at Katja's pussy which while tasty before was even moreso now, maybe a little Raspberry!! No pussy fucking and actually no bj either as Mark goes right into the "dirtpipe" in mish but soon enough we get some A2M with icing also being spread over his schlong as Katja licks her juices off. This is an inclusion I can get behind as opposed to the girl spitting into the camera though seeing Mark's cock turn green seemed appropriate since I was green with envy at seeing Katja sucking cock. William for his part works the visual well giving us good looks underneath, overhead, and from the side. Look as Mark's cock rests on Katja's outstretched tongue and he sprays some whipping cream on his head, I found this very sexy and give Katja a lot of credit and the other girls too who follow, getting all sticky for us to whack off to, what a sacrifice! Very nice, there's a good floor shot given when they get to reverse anal where Katja works in a little grinding on Mark's cock and I'd be hard pressed to hold my load in then as her ass seems so tightly wrapped around the dick, it must be an incredible feeling for her and him. A little side saddle anal to close and we get a load worked onto her tongue which she gargles some before swallowing. A solid start and with Katja Kassin I expected no less.

Monica Sweetheart:

Our next scene begins with the swordsmen getting an already made up cake out of the fridge and placing it on the counter he works out his package and taking the Jason Biggs scene from American Pie to the limit he starts fucking the cake, there's no other way to describe it. Monica walks up and sees this and says to him "why don't you fuck me" and while the guy might be a bit odd fucking a cake he's no dummy and his cock is soon being enveloped by the sexy Czech who gives some hot eye contact as she works his tool. I've been watching Monica Sweetheart for nearly five years now and I've yet to even grow remotely tired of watching her fuck, when a woman is this beautiful and can give a good scene there's no reason to grow tired of seeing her. They work in some icing/ cake on the cock which Monica eagerly eats up and William again works in some good views all over the twosome as they bake their own special cake. Sexwise I see no bad position for Monica though the opening standing doggie had a few shadows below the legs as they were held up so we didn't get the best view. It gets better when she's flipped over on the counter for some mish action though the shadows are still below we are looking at her pretty face, modest tits, and neatly trimmed bush along with some icing on those nipples. The footage really improves when they make it to the floor and folks just sit back and have fun as the reverse cowgirl anal is nothing short of amazing. Bouncing titties, perfectly spread legs, and the moaning isn't to bad. They move slightly to spoon anal and Monica works in a little pussy spreading and stroking as her man analizes her. They end with him blasting away but it's a small load which sucked and we get our odd man going back to fucking what's left of the cake once Monica leaves.

Melissa Lauren:

Onto the next sweet and sticky scene which starts the lovely frenchwoman who is sporting jet black hair here. Melissa has changed her look a couple of times in the last year or so but nothing's changed so far as her sexual appetite or energy level which both remain high. This scene has her giving the finishing touches to another delictable cake and what's sexier than a girl licking icing off her fingers, well maybe I can think of a couple of things! Her man shortley arrives and Scott Nails takes a big strawberry off the cake letting Melissa take a bite from it and we get some boob kissing and we have William swinging behind to give us a stellar butt shot. Moving on Melissa is placed on the counter and Scott does a little kittie licking with a smidge of icing above the pussy. Miss Lauren like her good friend Katja is an expert at the art of fellatio and William provides solid visual evidence of this with more icing used to sweeten up the blowjob. Sexwise you have a hard pounding from behind and again she's put on the counter this time for some mish fucking. Another good position shot for the scene was reverse and seeing the red icing on her tits I just felt a sudden need to jump through the screen and lick it off! When they get to cowgirl you see your first anal action and Melissa even works in a little dirty talk and in that french accent that totally rocked. Scott then goes to nailing Melissa bigtime in doggie with her face being pressed down slightly into the cake and shortly a load is launched coating her face and her tongue and we get a little cleanup as well.

Naomi:

This next scene has Naomi channeling her inner Julia Child and beating an egg as some helpful music plays along. Her man walks up from behind and watches as she's beating this egg but of course he can't resist pulling her skirt down and we get our first glimpse of that ass which has so many people "talking!!" Billy Glide then drops down and buries his face deep in that ass and gripping both cheeks he licks away. The shirt then comes off and we have Naomi dropping down for a great looking side angle blowjob. I just love watching a girl take her time pleasuring a cock, without so much hard gagging, just suck sensually giving some hot eye contact and we get both from Naomi here. Billy can't resist another dive down into Naomi's ass and it really is one amazing bottom worth all the closeups William can give us. As for the action, we get Naomi bent down over the counter and Billy goes right to sodomizing her doggiestyle. Hmmm, no cake in this scene but can you blame Billy for wanting to get at that ass, who wants to wait 45 minutes to let a cake fucking bake!! We get a nice reverse anal worked in with some A2M and then it's on to the creme de la creme for positions to shoot Naomi in and that's cowgirl anal, William perfectly captures this hot women in this hot position. Finishing off with Naomi lying on her stomach Billy ass fucks her then pulls out and fires a good load down into her open mouth and I was half expecting Naomi to get up and spit the jizz into the eggs she had been whipping-- now that would have been a creative way to end the scene though I would want no part of eating that cake once it was baked.

Aaralyn Barra:

We have a relative newcummer to end this dvd though in the few scenes I've watched her in Aaralyn hardly comes off as someone new to fucking. She begins with a huge strawberry in hand and there is some licking to it and the icing which gets spread over her upper chest and she's diddling her pussy too. Soon two swinging dicks into the frame and Aaralyn goes right to some hardcore throat gagging on each, further proof she's no waif and is definitely a player! While not being as turned on as I would if she was taking her time a bit I still acknowledge Aaralyn's fine oral display taking both cocks expertly in and out. The cake/ icing is slowly worked into the scene being spread over Aaralyn's chest and some is put on the floor and she's made to lick at it as the fucking begins with vag doggie. Aaralyn also works in some dirty talk, probably the most of any of the girls and for this rougher themed scene it made sense and she did a fine job in between throat gags! The guys for their part do a good job of laying pipe and then switching out, soon they are onto the anal portion giving us a fine floor view in reverse. Alright after a quick A2M shot we get some piledriver and listening to Aaralyn's moans it almost sounded like Hillary Scott-- now that's a pairing of girls I wouldn't mind seeing as Aaralyn seems to have a similar temperment when it comes to anal sex. The guys do some good anal pipe work in piledriver and Aaralyn gets to do A2M a few times here still working in the dirty talk too. Oh man we get her face literally shoved down into the cake and she cums up all covered in white icing and chocolate and we get some cock sucking though it's hard to really get into it with all that cake/ icing in the way, lol. The guys rub this all over her face and body so she definitely will need a shower after this is over. The guys soon end the scene shooting their loads to her mouth though it might be hard to make out the cum with all the cake and icing there but Aaralyn takes the cum and gives some cleanup too. She swallows it and I know she doesn't like to swallow much but having the cake along with the cum I'm sure made it a bit easier.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well fans I'd say William's put together a fine dvd starting strong with Katja and ending with Aaralyn Barra's hard fuck with two guys. The cake/ icing angle was ok and not overplayed to much. You have some amazing asses here-- Katja, Naomi, and Monica spring to mind and every girl gives a strong performance from what I saw. Extras include some bonus footage, a bonus scene with Kinzie-- pretty sure it's from the last Big Wet Ass, and you get some behind the scenes. A strong recommendation for anal fans and for fans of cake fucking!!