Deep Throat This 22 Review

Reviewed by Peter North Is My Hero  on  5/11/2005

What can be said about Peter North that hasn't already been said? The Man's now 48 years old, yet he looks healthier and more youthful than most men in their mid thirties; but I guess that's what nearly 20 years of constant sex with gorgeous young girls will do for a guy.

He knows what men want to see in their pornography and here's what he has to offer in Volume #22 of his always stimulating "Deep Throat This" series:

Scene #1 Kathleen

Kathleen is this volumes covergirl, and on that note, don't judge her looks by the complete mess she's wearing on the front of this DVD's packaging. Prior to having her face ruined, she's a way beyond adorable-looking 18 year-old thing with a mature-sounding voice. We get to see her suck on some lucky-bastard's equipment, with all the best angles provided. Peter North soon joins the lucky bastard, giving Kathleen double dick-sucking duty. She gives both recipients head simultaneously while in the 69 position; which truly highlights just how beautiful this girl really is. The scene ends with the director asking Kathleen what she thinks is going to happen next. She replies: "Cum all over my face? Yay!" The first lucky bastard tells her "Here you go sweetie, close your eyes", just before he more than adequately coats the right side of her face. North provides the reinforcements by squirting rediculous-sized puddles of spoodge all across her forehead and nose. She keeps her eyes open after both guys are done and seems quite non-chalant. The director chimes in, saying, "this is good jack off material."

As if we didn't know.

Scene #2 Shayna

This is a german chick with the a slight accent. She's a very attractive, yet pale girl with jet black hair. She slobs and slurps around on two anonymous penises (well, one of the two is obviously North's) before allowing them to decorate her 19-year-old face. Looking especially cute with a fair amount of semen on her, she makes sure to eat every last straggling drop off of each rod. "...have to clean that up", she tells the camera.

Scen #3 Christie Lee

This blonde beauty has appeared before in a previous volume (I can't remember which) of the "Deep Throat This" series. She ups the ante here by taking on three erections. Christie gets naked to reveal her perfect 19-year old body: photogenic breasts, amazing buttocks and an ultra sleek-looking, perfectly trimmed crotch. She does all the standard work a girl can do with her hands and mouth on three guys. The tripple facial is just a tad bit dissapointing as the camera cuts between cumshots (probably so she can wipe some of the slime out of her eyes) Christie more than redeems the clipped scenes by exclaiming how impressed she is is with the freakish-amount of cum deposited on her. Eyes glued shut, she tells the director, "I can feel it. It's like a big mud mask!"

Great stuff

Scene #4 Vanilla

Vanilla has a very pretty, yet somehow unconventional-looking face. She seems to be very tall, even though we never really see her standing up. Very nice angles of her sexy beautiful young face working on one of the usual "Deep Throat This" henchmen. She receives a decent coating, with most of the sperm landing on her forehead. Way beyond cute.

Scene #5 Vanessa

She's an attractive Latin Girl, but no knockout. Really not my type. She services three weiners at the same time before having three obscene-sized sperm samples deposited all over her entire face. The director asks her if she's ever had that much cum on her face; to which she replies: "no."

Scene #6 April Rain

This girl lights me up the instant her chapter begins. April is a bleached-blonde with nothing short of a gorgeous tan (a big, big plus in my book). Some might describe her face as being cute at best, but there's something about her kisser that I find irresistable. It may have something to do with her toothy smile and her big bright eyes; but her charms don't end there. She has a perfect, trim body with flawless big breasts (artificial or not, either way they are incredible) Her ass is to die for. When it comes to the action, I would have liked to have seen more P.O.V. angles of her face with the penis in her mouth, along with some shots of her incredible behind. The biggest dissapointment is the absence of titty-fucking. With a bust like April's, not showing her bouncing her cleavage on the assigned dick is downright cruel. On the upside, she does receive a very thorough facial.

Bravo

Scene #7 Mary Jane

Like Vanessa, Mary Jane is very attractive, but a girl like her just doesn't move me the way April Rain does. Unlike April's scene, the camerawork here is flawless. It's P.O.V. all the way from start to finish; both with Mary Jane kneeling before the anonymous dick, and, more pleasingly, lying on her back getting face fucked. After she gets a decent face-bath she tells the camera, "I'm not going to open my eyes, but I'm so glad you came all over my face."

Scene #8 Faith

A very young-looking, pretty, brunette white girl with a baby-face. She services some lucky S.O.B. with the much sought-after hands free technique. Not enough women in porn or in sexual reality utilize this technique. Faith never gets lazy, keeping her hands either on her boobs or on the S.O.B's thighs, as she bobs and slobs. Very, very nice P.O.V. camera work combined with virtuoso oral skills makes for another standout chapter on this disc. One complaint: Faith never loses her skirt in this scene. Maybe it was a bad time of month. Faith gets a fair glazing for all of her hard work.

Scene #9 Katie Morgan

Katie is the first of a trinity of precious-looking blonde sweethearts that lead up to the final chapter of this volume. A fantastic tan coupled with a super-sexy, trim body, a ditzy voice and a perfect face, makes for supreme pornographic entertainment, as we watch Katie perform the miracle of oral sex. While not exactly in the "Monster Facial" category, she does get a reasonable semen-sample planted on her nose.

Scene #10 Angela

While nowhere near as good-looking as Katie Morgan, Angela would still have to wear man-repellant in any bar or club. Unfortunately, the scene leaves much to be desired as we never get a good look at Angela's body, and (I hate to sound like a broken record) not enough P.O.V. cinematography. The facial is very nicely landed, and Angela opens her eyes so we can see how good she looks wearing spunk.

Scene #11 Erin

Erin is a very fine, ultra-youthful girl, with her hair pulled back, wearing a very hot-looking white bathing suit. First words out of her mouth: "Hey guys, why don't cha' pull your dicks out and start jacking off while I'm sucking this dick." I'd obey, but I'm in the middle of a review here. The director informs Erin of some astonishing news: she's going to get a big load all over her pretty face. Erin replies, "Can I eat it?"

Good Stuff

She pulls off her top to floor us with her perfect, natural breasts. Erin seems quite hyper throughout, exclaiming, "You want to see these tits?! You'd better cum everywhere!" I'm digging this girl's attitude. Fantastic hands free technique coupled with plenty of P.O.V. makes this scene nearly perfect; it just would've been nice to have seen Erin's naked ass. Wrong time of the month? She's delivered her promised facial, with most of the cum splattering the right side of her face.

Not bad at all.

Scene #12 Victoria

This woman bears a slight resemblance to Rebecca Lord; though nowhere near as stunning. Victoria is from Germany and she has the annoying accent to prove it. She services two guys back and forth throughout the scene. I'm not particullarly fond of seeing a girl work on more than one dick at a time, so I can't really say much in the way of flattery for this chapter. Victoria gets completely naked, yet we never get so much as a peek of her probably perfect, little ass. A very big minus. Just because this an all-oral, rather than an all-anal flick doesn't mean we shouldn't get a fair share of ass shots. The double facial is copious enough for Victoria to note in broken english, "somebody told me 'lot of vitamins for my skin."

A rock-solid installment in the great "Deep Throat This" Legacy.