Cupid's Arrow (Wicked) Review

Description
This is a couples movie with condom use. Jonathan Morgan (in a non-sex role) hosts a dating game show, and we the viewers get to see the couples hook up.

General Impression
I watched the extras first, especially enjoying a few nuggets mined from the Making of Cupid's Arrow. The movie itself got funnier after the first scene, with the fourth scene being quite funny.

Sex
Sydnee Steele gets matched up with Mark Davis for the first date. She's itching to get right down to it, so she suggests they try some hot tubbing. This scene was only average, with very brief bj action, brief doggie, brief RCG and mish - you get the idea.

Aurora Snow plays a Russian ball-breaking spitfire. Her first match doesn't go too well - Kyle Stone ends a little worse for wear. Her second match is with Steve Hatcher, who arrives with a translator. The translator provides some funny and exceedingly diplomatic mis-translations, soothing the beastly Aurora, who yanks Steve's head down to her pussy to demand a good tonguing. She follows with a noisy blowjob, and continues to gasp in a bouncing reverse cowgirl as she adjusts her slipping wig and tries to keep a Russian accent, saying, "Thet's rrright," among her mmmmms and ooooooohs. The sex in this scene is much more vigorous than the first scene, from an up-and-over doggie with pussy gaping, through a pounding mish (requiring her to clamp the wig to her head as he thumps her up and down). Both of them are covered in fine beads of sweat, and her chest is pink as he toddles over to spurt across her face.

Billy Glide is a surfer dude sent out on a date to an outdoor cafe with an overly-perky blonde airhead. It seems like a match made in heaven, but the game show has sent a second girl to join the date - Crystal Carter as a morbid goth vamp in an attractive black outfit with shredded sleeves. When the time comes for Billy to choose, he tells the blonde that he had a great time, but he needs someone he can build a future with. Goth Girl then lets him know that she just wants a fuck-toy, and, hey, that's all right with him, too. She starts with an energetic blowjob, but here's where the fun starts. According to the Making Of feature, Billy was having 'technical difficulties' and Randy had to step in for 'two in a row.' Sure enough, we get to see distant, dark shots of Billy fake-fucking (sometimes behing a big wadded up sheet), interspersed with close, well-lit shots of Randy's pecker doing the deed. Very amusing to see Billy's hairless hand replaced by Randy's furry hand with that big bracelet he always wears, then back to Billy! At the end we see Randy's big hairy hand reaching around (with bracelet) to pump his jizz onto her pussy. Yuk-yuk-yuk.

The wackiest date involves Nicole, an aspiring singer with a ponytail, glasses and a painful southern accent. Voodoo is her blind date, a greasy, sleazy music producer. They meet at a karaoke bar and he convinces her to sing -- you'd better plug your ears for this part. He tells her he can make her a star. He has a special technique to loosen up her throat, and hey, he happens to have the equipment right here, if she's willing to start at the bottom. Some serious sucking ensues. For some reason, I'm laughing out loud, and I find the ludicrous scene arousing. Pretty soon, Voodoo has some other suggestions for exercises to help her 'originality.' He also thinks a little anal will help her hit the high notes -- and it does!

Lastly, Sydnee needs a rematch, so she is set up with Randy Spears, a total nerd who is amazed and awed just to be talking to a girl! But, having just won the lottery, he seems to have that 'certain something' that Sydnee is looking for. A little poolside romance leads to some action that has a befuddled Randy asking, "How'd you learn to do that?" After a healthy romp in which Randy doesn't try too hard to look sexually inexperienced, Sydnee is wondering if she hears bells.

Extras
Good and abundant extras include The Making Of, Interviews (Sydnee, Aurora, and Voodoo), audio commentary by Sydnee and Jonathan, Bloopers, and various galleries, star stats, trailers, and company info.

Summary
This one has some genuinely funny moments and some replay value.

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