Cumback Pussy 5: Groopin Review

Written and Directed by Tom Byron

Themes: Gonzo, Group Sex, Anal

This is a gonzo film that was produced 6 years ago, but does not appear in the least to be dated. The girls are almost all pretty, and the men good-looking. There are 5 scenes in the film, all filmed indoors, featuring various combinations of two men/two women, or two men/ three women, or one man/ three women.

I have to say, I searched diligently throughout the film for evidence that the actors/actresses were exploring psycho/sexual issues via verbal abuse, submission or aggression – but couldn’t finds any signs of these. Why? Because everyone was having too much fun, and way too many orgasms, both of the male and female variety. What a revolutionary idea – that people can have fun while they’re having sex! That’s what’s immediately noticeable here, that all the talent are enjoying each others’ company and bodies. Nobody ever looked uncomfortable or in discomfort, either.

Each scene starts off with some tease footage of the girls, and then a short conversation between Tom Byron and the talent. He talks in a real relaxed tone to everyone, and doesn’t ever ask the girls inane questions, like ‘when did you first swallow cum?’, or ‘did your daddy ever rape you?’ Refreshing, to say the least.

Scene 1: Lexi Leigh, Delicious Milano, Sean Michaels, Tom Byron
Tom is first holding the camera, focused on the other 3 as they loll on a sofa. The action starts with Sean lightly slapping the girls’ rear ends, then helping to undress them as he kisses them all over. A quick edit then shows a duo blowjob by the girls to Sean. Sean then start a slow mish on Delicious, while Lexi gives a POV BJ to Tom. Next we see Tom rimming Lexi, then switching to CG; he holds onto her real strong, and she enjoys it a lot. When Tom begins on Delicious in doggy, he varies his strokes a lot, instead of looking like an automaton on autopilot, like too many male porn stars. Sean does the same, too, for Lexi, whom he talks to softly throughout.
They switch partners for anal. Here the camera work, even though there are a lot of close-ups, doesn’t get boring; there is usually a change in angle or slight distance after a few seconds, so no mind-numbing sets in. After another edit, the men come at the same time on both women’s faces; Tom lets loose with a string of profanities at the critical moment, signaling the end of the festivities.

Scene 2: Alexandra Silk, Alexis (very pretty brunette), Leanna Hart, Sean Michaels, Mark Davis.
In a room with subdued lighting (my preference), all 5 are sitting on a sofa, talking to Tom, whose behind the camera. Sean stays with Alexandra throughout, and I will describe this pair first, even though the action goes on with the other 3 simultaneously. Alexandra starts with a BJ on Sean, and she takes him pretty deep, and with almost no gagging. They move onto mish on a sofa, all while looking and talking to each other. When the anal starts, Alexandra is lying on her side with Sean behind her. To add to her enjoyment, she uses a vibrator in her pussy while Sean strokes her long and deep. They finish with Sean coming in her mouth.
Meanwhile, Alexis and Leanna begin a duo BJ on Mark, and he gets hard right away. We see Mark rimming and licking Leanna, just driving her crazy. He takes Alexis in mish, while fingering Leanna who is standing above her on the sofa; the camera catches all this nicely, from closeup to farther back. Mark then stacks Leanna on top of Alexis, and alternatively does them a few strokes at a time; they’re both in heaven. After a position change to standing doggy by Mark on Alexis, she has a good couple of orgasms. But Leanna is not left out, she has her turn riding Mark in CG while he lies on the floor, and she gets her orgasms, too. Finally, all this climaxing does Mark in, and he reaches his own orgasm (w/o jerking off); he pulls out just in time to cum on Leanna and Alexis’s faces, and does he ever moan!
I can see why women like working with Mark. This man is a master at giving pleasure, not just providing a piece of wood for a director to film any which way. I was impressed.

Scene 3: Maya, Lil Bit, Monique, Tom Byron
In a bedroom, where a bed is set up in the middle, the 3 girls start undressing other, followed by licking, slapping and rimming. Soon, Tom joins the fun, with Maya blowing him as the other 2 girls lick her. This shows what I liked about this scene, everyone is always doing something, no one is ever left out.
Tom soon does Maya in a variety of mish, where he kneels in front of her, and has her legs up on her shoulders. As he kisses her feet, she has her first orgasm, which causes him to moan with delight, too. On to spooning with Maya, as Lil Bit rims him, caught well with the camera. Several times during the action, Tom looks like he is in ecstasy, like when Maya kisses him, Monique caresses his chest, and Lil Bit gives him a blowjob. This has got to be every guy’s fantasy, and it’s caught on film without looking like a tangle of bodies on a bed playing Twister. Tom moves on to anal Monique in doggy, while Maya plays with his ass. Monique is vocal as she comes a couple of times, sometimes swearing at Tom as she does.
Onto the piece de resistance: Tom lying back in a harness, with the 3 girls ministering to him ever so gently. Maya fingers and rims him, while Monique shows up with her strap-on. Once she enters him, he’s off in paradise; and her dirty talk gets so bad, I can’t even repeat what she says, but you would have thought she was sporting a real cock from the intensity of her words. In two minutes he cums really strong, and the girls lick everything up. The scene fades with the girls showering him with kisses. I’m not sure who enjoyed themselves more, the girls or Tom, but I know my enjoyment level was way up there.

Scene 4: Vanessa, Skyla Woods, Alex Dane, Jake Steed and Mark Davis.
Everyone it sitting on 2 sofas, talking to Tom behind the camera. The real action gets going with Skyla blowing Jake (he moans extra loud), while Vanessa blows Mark, as Alex Dane licks her. Jake penetrates Skyla in mish extra slow, all the while supporting his weight on his arms (Gentlemen readers, this is very important for a lady’s comfort). He looks at her a lot, embracing her as they switch to CG. On the other sofa, Mark enters Alex Dane in mish, and she comes almost at once. Next, Vanessa is in RCG on Mark, as Alex Dane licks his balls.
Everyone switches partners: Now Jake does Vanessa, entering her in a slow tease, then laying his head next to hers as she softly moans. Skyla is licking Alex Dane as Mark does her in doggy from behind; he leans forward and whispers to Skyla the whole time, cupping her breasts gently. Mark next gets to pound away at Alex Dane, and she climaxes some more.
Mark finally anals Alex Dane while she tries to blow Jake; the others all look on attentively. In the end, the two men cum on the women’s faces, and everyone has a big smile on.

Scene 5: Dru Barrymore, Kathy, Chelsea Blue and Tom Byron
After some shots of the Las Vegas casinos, we see everyone in an Egyptian-themed hotel room (the Luxor?), sitting on the bed. Tom is bummed out ‘cause he didn’t get an AVN award for his previous Cumback Pussy Oeuvre. To help him with his distress, he’s got a blonde (Dru), a redheaded Hungarian (Kathy) and a brunette (Chelsea). He looks like a sultan in a Turkish harem. Once they all three go to work on his cock – he’s not so sad anymore! We see Kathy riding Tom in CG, while he licks Chelsea, and Dru licks his balls. No Twister moments here; it’s easy to see whose arms/legs belong to which body.
Tom is soon doing Chelsea in doggy; she moans and comes as Kathy licks her too, and Tom caresses her face. Next, Tom begins a long doggy anal of Dru, with the other girls helping to kiss and caress her body. Dru must come at least 6-7 times during this session. At one point, Kathy asks, “You like?” “I love it,” Dru moans.
At last, it is time for Kathy to be analed in Mish. “Please to come in my ass,” she instructs Tom in her sexy accent. With Dru and Chelsea gazing on, Kathy comes really hard, so much so that her body is writhing. After 2 minutes of this, Tom nearly does climax in her ass; he pulls out just in time to cum all over her stomach.
My opinion: It’s this scene that deserves an AVN award. And Tom deserves a Congressional Medal of Honor, for bringing all 3 women to orgasm in the space of an hour. Plus, anyone who can make a Hungarian woman come on film is practically a miracle worker.

Overall Impression: This film comes darn close to being perfect in matching my porn tastes. It is just good, clean, intense sex throughout, filmed and edited well. Nobody is getting slapped to kingdom come, and no one is having a nervous breakdown. If I wanted that sort of content, I can turn on the Oprah show or Jerry Springer. The best thing I can say about this movie is that everyone ended their scenes looking happier than when they arrived on the set. If I may add, the women look even more satisfied than the men, a tall order to fulfill.

Renee’s Wristwatch-O-Meter: This film originally rated a 4 out of a possible 8. That is, out of the 8 times that men are performing in this film, 4 times the men are wearing watches – Sean twice and Mark twice. A man isn’t truly naked until he takes his timepiece off, that’s why this is a pet peeve of mine. However, since the director Tom never wears a watch, and twice appears with 3 women, I will give back 2 points for extra credit, so the score is a final 6.

Best Line in film: Kathy about Tom, “He shoot eveeveer (everywhere)!”

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