Cum Bang 6 Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  8/18/2011

This review is atypical of the reviews that I usually write. I will only explain the above ratings numbers and simply say don't waste any of your money on this DVD from the fucked-up folks at Dogfart.

Overall---0

Do you like your porn mixed with an insensitive use of the Confederate flag?

Female looks---1

This number actually represents a percentage (20% or 1/5 ) of the black females who perform in their blow-bang scenes without the Confederate flag t-shirts and socks around.

Male looks---1/2

These guys love showing off their Confederate flag white socks and their white t-shirts that read "DIXIE DUDE" above the flag and "I'D TAKE ONE FOR THE FLAG" below the flag image that's printed on their chest. (The 1/2 is for the scene where they are totally naked for their blow-bang encounter.)

Participants include the likes of JOE BLOW, ERIC SWISS, ROD FONTANA, DICK NASTY, ARNOLD SCHWARTZENPECKER and HERSCHEL SAVAGE wears a shirt for a scene. (Be glad if I somehow missed your name)

Sex---0

I don't like sex mixed with ignorant shit.

Plot/act---1

One scene actually plays like a revenge bit as a black gal gets back at her beau for messing with a "snow bunny" by enlisting the gang of white goons for a blow bang. The rest of this DVD is just an excuse to for the Cum Bang Gang to show off their shirts and socks.

Extras---1

Ugh, a Bro Bang clip is the bonus scene. The 40 minute cum-shot re-cap would be something if these cum-glazed black females did not accept their very own DIXIE WHORE t-shirt at the end of their scenes: MEGAN PRYCE, ARYANA STARR, MILAN STERLING, RACHEL DAY, COURTNEY FOXXX and MISS SIMONE.

Audio/video---0

Who cares how your DVD looks or sounds if you choose to shoot bull shit like this?

Worth---0.01

It's worth a penny to see Sandi Jackmon on the cover sleeve. Meanwhile, on the back, the sleeve claims "black girls get fucked silly by a gang of hillbillies!"
Hillbillies? Those nimrods with the Confederate flag shirts and socks?