Cheek Freaks (Pulse) Review

Reviewed by howie  on  11/1/2005

Director: Bryan Xin
Running time: 2:41
Cast list (in scene order):
1. Flower Tucci with Van Damage
2. Sydney Capri with Christian
3. Mia Bangg with Sascha
4. Goldie Coxxx with Sledge Hammer
5. Courtney Cummz with Kurt Lockwood

My very short review:
I hate to have to follow heavyweights such as Cruxifixio Jones and astroknight in reviewing a title, especially when they had written such fine reviews. But it was based on their reviews that I knew I had to get my hands on Cheek Freaks to see what the buzz was all about. I was a Xin-virgin prior to this title and I can see why Pulse Pictures snapped up this behind the camera talent.

This fine flick is a must have for fans of the female butt. Look at the female talent assembled and tell me that there isn’t a whole lot of ass to love in this porno. The sex action was blistering with chemistry and the heat was scalding. The only non-anal scene was Goldie’s but who can blame her since her male counterpart was Sledge Hammer and he is packing a sizable schlong. What made the action that much better was the quality of the camerawork. The camera never seemed to be intrusive of the action while its placement provided views to marvel at.

The opening teases were well done and the wardrobe choices greatly enhanced the female forms. My favorite scenes were Flower’s, Mia’s, and Courtney’s, which coincidentally were the big draws of this porno. There’s a lot to like when these stars are in a cast for they always deliver the goods and more. These girls not only wore out their male partners but me as well.

I have to compliment Pulse and Bryan on the stylish DVD casing, the cover art, and the comic book graphics styling in the DVD that make this release a worthy addition to a porn library. The other production values including the music track and a 2nd disc for extras showed me that attention to detail and giving consumers bang for the buck is not an afterthought as is so commonly found with other new studios.

As for why I didn’t rate Cheek Freaks any higher is that I would’ve liked a little variety in the scenes. Maybe the inclusion of a b/b/g or b/g/g scene in the main feature as opposed to a flawed one as the bonus scene in the 2nd disc would have been just I was looking for. I realize this is a very minor quibble and let’s leave it at that.

Noteworthy extra(s):
The BTS segment starts with a short interview of Brian by Rog after the filming of the movie. Thereafter, the BTS contains short snippets of pre- and post-scene stuff and film of Kami pissing in public. In total, the BTS lasts for less than 20 minutes.

The bonus scene is a b/b/g scene with Kami Andrews. This was a good scene as the guys fill both her holes deep and hard.

Summary:
Cheek Freaks is definitely worthy of a rental and a sure buy if you love female asses. There was so much to like in the porno as well as in the stylish DVD presentation. I wish Bryan and Pulse the best of luck in their voyage together.

Click here to browse my other reviews.