Cheaters Retreat Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  12/29/2010

Earlier this year, I reviewed the lovely Rayveness in a dud comedy from Wicked called COUPLES CAMP (!! outta !!!!!) and she also appears in a similar themed feature from writer/director Nica Noelle entitled CHEATERS RETREAT (2010, Sweet Sinner, Mile High Distribution-Canada) that also features more mature performers like Darla Crane and Magdalene St. Michaels.

This 2 hour feature is actually the first volume of a series and it takes awhile to get going. Nica forgoes the typical opening sex scene that's stuck on the front end of the usual Wicked feature in favor of taking her time to introduce a series of characters that end up at a couples workshop run by a relationship guru, Nick. (Nick Manning in a pretty wooden acting performance)

So, the relationship guru decides that fucking Darla, would be good for her marriage to Sean, who has admitted to infidelity. (Nick Manning and Darla Crane suck and fuck in well-lit 20 minute exterior scene on a blanket under a shady tree. Flying insects buzzing around Nick's nut sack during mish; uh, yea, it's a distraction!---!! 1/2)

Meanwhile, Sean can't resist the seductive Chastity, a young lesbian with a sudden clamoring for men. (In this interracial scene, Sean Michaels and the cute small breasted Chastity Lynn suck and fuck on a couch in a solid straight sex romp on the couch---!!!)

Meanwhile, Chastity's partner of two years, Magdalene, suddenly forgets about her lesbian life to give the seductive Wolf a go. (Magdalene St. Michael and the younger Wolf Hudson deliver a solid straight sex encounter with Magdalene's sensual blowjob quite wonderful---!!!!)

Sexy Rayveness has observed what has just transpired and she uses her sinister ways to land Wolf in the sack for more. (It's another solid straight sex scene with Ray looking exceptional naked except for nude panty hose up her thighs---!!!)

CHEATERS RETREAT ends right there as the different players are set to have another meeting with the love guru. Credit writer/director Nica Noelle for leaving the outdoor love guru shenanigans to explore these different pairings of new partners in well-staged and well-photographed interior scenes. This DVD claims "***** real lovemaking, real orgasms" on the DVD's back sleeve and I found that especially the case with Magdalene and Wolf's scene, which really took its time and had a certain freshness to it. However, director Nica slows down all the performances, thus giving the sex scenes on this DVD a bit more realistic feel especially when compared to the typical gonzo disc.

Okay, so far, so good with Nica Noelle's CHEATERS RETREAT (2010, Sweet Sinner, Mile High Distribution Company-Canada) that receives !!! outta !!!!! Let's hope that Nica keeps this series from straying towards the stupid like the above mentioned COUPLES CAMP.