Chasey Lain: MILF Trainer Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  4/25/2008

The Little Details

Running Time: 83 min.

Production Date: 1 / 17 / 2008

Director: Axel Braun

Cast: Chasey Lain, Kelly Leigh, Kendra Secrets, Morgan Reigns, Dane Cross, Jack Fountain, Jay Lassiter, and Mikey Butders

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: I haven't seen much of Chasey in her most recent cumback, but Morgan Reigns impressed me enough recently to need to check this one out.

Initial Reaction: It's so horribly generic that it completely killed any interest I had in the series before watching it.

Who Should Watch It : Chasey Lain fans

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a scene with Chasey “training” anybody else or anybody wanting anything beyond one-on-one vaginal boy – girl action

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didn't notice any background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks pretty good. It has a hint of grain, the lighting is pretty natural, and the camera work is smooth.

Music: There's a little generic music during some of the tease segments to start out the scenes, but that's it. The style is generic and the balance is almost a little on the loud side.

Menus: The main menu works through a few clips from the movie before settling in on a still with a little simple animation for a decent first impression. The chapter menu nicely lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the girl in it, while the star menu lets you choose a scene based on a star's name and photo before choosing where you want to go in the scene sexually.

The Feature

Chasey Lain: MILF Trainer starts with Chasey talking about how this movie is for the fans. From then on it just gives five generic porn scenes, two of which star Chasey and all of which feature an older woman taking on a guy.

Scene 1 - Chasey Lain and Jay Lassiter

Brunette Chasey starts out in a slutty leopard print dress sucking Jay's cock softly while talking to and eyeing the camera with Jay giving her a few comments as she works him over. She continues to suck him as he lays back on a bed and then lets him fuck her tits as she kneels before him. Chasey goes back to sucking him, and then takes his load on her tits.

This scene doesn't even make it to the average mark. Chasey does a good job sucking cock, but the scene has an uneven feel that didn't quite work for me. Sometimes it seemed like it wanted to be a POV scene while other times it seemed like it wanted to be a standard porn scene. The editing was a bit choppy and although Chasey did suck some good cock, I was still looking for more out of the scene. This is a very disappointing scene and is quite possibly the weakest scene I've watched in years from Axel Braun.

Scene 2 – Morgan Reigns and Jack Fountain

Redhead Morgan starts her scene out talking about how she loves having a big thick cock in her mouth before she starts sucking and stroking Jack wearing some hot black and dark red lingerie. She moves on to ride him reverse cowgirl style as he sits back in a chair before the action cuts to her showing off her ass riding him cowgirl style. It cuts next to them fucking missionary style before finally cutting to Morgan sucking Jack to a facial finish.

This is an okay scene. Morgan looks great and puts out some nice energy and vocals, but she's about the only impressive thing about the scene. The camera work and editing seems completely phoned in and shows the same enthusiasm as the porn girl who has to suck some overweight balding guy on camera the day before rent's due so she doesn't have to live out of a dumpster. This is an average at best scene that picks up a little from the opening scene but not much.

Scene 3 – Kendra Secrets and Dane Cross

Brunette Kendra starts her scene sitting back on a couch in a little black dress and sexy black heels touching herself and looking like she's only there because she lost a bet. She actually starts to smile when Dane walks in and pulls out his cock for her, and she goes right to sucking and stroking it while mixing in a little throat action. Dane helps Kendra strip down so she can show off her very nice ass sucking his cock as he sits back on the couch before the action cuts to him fucking her doggie style. It cuts to her fucking him reverse cowgirl style next, as well as cutting to them spooning. Finally it cuts to Dane fucking Kendra's face and then popping over her tongue.

This is another average at best scene. Kendra looks good and puts out some nice energy and vocals, but her mood really held the scene back. She went from looking surly as can be to looking pleased to flashing repeated looks at the camera like she wasn't that happy and was making sure they were writing out her check behind it. Throw in the lackluster camera work and fuck it, it's just porn editing and I'm not sure how this scene got as far as it did. Somehow this scene makes it close to the average mark.

Scene 4 – Kelly Leigh and Jay Lassiter

Brunette Kelly starts her scene out in black stockings and boots, glasses, and a little green dress showing off for the camera and looking like she's not quite sure what she's doing. Jay arrives to slap her ass a bit before quickly tonguing her ass and then letting the scene cut to him fucking her missionary style. Kelly eats Jay's ass in return before sucking his cock with Jay giving her head a bit of guidance. She gets up to ride him cowgirl style as Jay continues to slap her shapely ass, and then lays back so he can finger her to a squirt and fuck her missionary style. She keeps fucking Jay reverse cowgirl and sidesaddle before the action cuts to her bouncing on his cock cowgirl style. It cuts back for a little missionary before cutting again to get back to the reverse cowgirl. Finally Jay pulls out and pops on her pussy for Kelly to play with and bring up for a taste.

I couldn't help but wonder how hot this scene could have been if Axel had put a little effort into the camera work and the editing would have been done competently. Kelly and Jay have great chemistry, and she puts out plenty of energy with some great vocals. She definitely drew me into the scene, and did so very quickly, but the lackluster camera work and below entry level editing brought the scene right back so that it barely made it past the average mark. Kelly and Jay do a great job here, but nobody else involved with the scene comes close to putting in the effort either of them do.

Scene 5 – Chasey Lain and Mikey Butders

Finally, Chasey gives Mikey a little show as he sits back on the couch rubbing his cock through his jeans. She finally makes her way around him to suck his cock before getting up to ride him in each of the cowgirls. The action cuts to Mikey spooning Chasey before fucking her missionary style. Finally she begs for him to stop, at which point Mikey pulls out and plants his nice creamy seed all over her chest.

This scene is almost as good as the last scene. The tease opening is a bit weak due to the below average camera work, but Chasey looks to be nicely into Mikey and has some very nice chemistry with him. They put out some nice energy and vocals, and once again I couldn't help but wonder how hot this scene might have been if somebody behind the camera would have cared about it. This scene might make it slightly past the average mark, but could have been much more.

Chasey Lain: MILF Trainer is an extremely generic and forgettable release. I'll admit that with some fond memories of Chasey from years ago and with Axel Braun behind the camera, I went into this one with some decent expectations. Unfortunately, virtually nothing about the movie met those expectations. About the only thing that exceeded them was Chasey's looks, as she showed a bit of age but looked far better than I remembered seeing of her on recent boxcovers. Most everything else about the movie seemed to scream “Just give me my money and I'm out of here”. The camera work is lackluster and never feels like it cares at all about the action it's capturing while the editing is extremely rough and is about what I'd expect from somebody trying to edit their first movie. As for the format of the movie, while the cover talks about Chasey being back and ready to show the MILFs in the movie how it's done, she just fucks in the first and last scene in the movie and gives a little verbal intro about the movie being for the fans to start it out. There's no “training” aspect to the movie and nothing close to Chasey working with any of the other girls. Chasey Lain: MILF Trainer is an extremely forgettable release that should be easy to pass by.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Not the Bradys XXX, Anally Yours: Love Bree Olson, Strollin in the Colon, Asian Fever 34, Barely Legal POV 2, Nina Hartley: MILF Trainer, and Girls Playing With Girls. The slide show lasts about four and a half minutes with about six seconds per very nice looking snapshot or full screen photo. There's also a behind the scenes featurette, and since this is a Hustler release, plenty of commercials.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts a few seconds under twenty minutes. Axel starts out chatting with Chasey about the age of her fans before she begs for a drink to stop her lips from sticking to her teeth. She talks about being in the business almost two decades, how the business has changed, and what she's doing with the production company she currently owns. She also talks about some of her past scenes, people she worked with, and how she got into the business. There's also a little footage shooting Chasey's scene with Mikey and them hanging out between shoots before moving on to chat with Kendra about her photo shoot. She also chats about only being in the business eight months and some of the performers she's worked with before Morgan gets a word or two to wrap things up. This is a pretty good behind the scenes featurette. Chasey's a bit hard to understand, and while part of me wondered if she'd been drinking the other park made me wonder if it was just how her mouth reacts after how many times she's been under the knife. She does show off some decent personality, and is nicely followed by up Kendra and Dane. If you're a Chasey fan, make sure you check this featurette out.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, older women, titty fucking, oral, rimming (male > female and female > male), and squirting

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Hustler’s DVDs can be found online for between about $16 and $25 with stores offering it everywhere in between. Rent this one first. The sex is far below the level one would normally expect from Axel Braun, and comes away as downright generic. The technical aspects are pretty good and there's a bit of effort put into the extras, but that's nowhere near enough to save this release. This is a very unremarkable release that left me surprised that Axel Braun was okay with leaving his name on it.

Note to Hustler: If you're going to make a movie talking about somebody training others or showing them how it's done, it's normally best to have them appear with those people they're to train.

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