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Castings 16: Ilana Review

Private

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Reviewed by CAPSULE  on  5/4/2003

CAPSULE'S REVIEW

Castings 16 (136 min.)

Featuring: China Moon, Deborah, Maria, Ilana, Natacha, Nicolette, Yelena Schiffer, Yolanda, and Erika

Synopsis: It's the 16th volume of Pierre Woodman's Casting series.

Overall: By their very nature, casting call sessions are of low production quality and there isn't glitz or glamour. If you have been disappointed with prior Castings, then Castings 16 will be a breath of fresh air. Natacha and Marie are by far the best-looking out of the bunch and they are very sexual! Yelena Schiffer's scene could bring a reaction of distaste as Woodman firmly urgers her to have sex with him, but then again it could be "play-acting" as was the case with Eva Roberts' scene in one of the earlier castings. 

DVD Quality: It rivals the same quality as other Woodman Castings.

Extras: Within some of the cast profiles are photosets from Private's famous magazines. Photos from Maria's set are one of the best from Private. 

Likes: Natacha, Yolanda, and Maria 

Dislikes: China Moon and Nicolette

SEX HIGHLIGHTS:

Ilana appears on the boxcover in her birthday suit in its airbrushed glory. It's amazing how the makeup artists can turn Ilana's average, hard Central European look into something better. During the interview, she says that her boyfriend is a Dutch army commando. Anyway, she undresses for Woodman's camera to reveal her average body. The photo shoot shows her being sandwiched between the men.

Natacha is a 21-year-old violin teacher from Ukraine who takes the plunge into porn for financial reasons. In the interview, she admits that she has never done anal and probably would never do it, but that changes. She undresses in front of the camera and reveals her shapely breasts and very nice body. Private make-up artists do a number on her looks and she looks extremely sexy for the hardcore photo shoot. Finally, the shoot ends with a nice facial plastering.

Huge credit goes to the make-up artists for Yolanda's transformation. She comes into the interview looking horrible with her hair looking like a wig similar to Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction. Her definitive gray eyes show her potential for being in the business. Once the make-up artists are done with her, she looks like a completely different person except for those sexy gray eyes of hers. The shoot ends with her smiling into the photo camera with her face covered with semen.

Marie is a doppelgaenger of the younger Jenna Jameson complete with those succulent lips and sultry eyes of hers. The Hungarian exudes sexuality and it shows during her photo shoot. She takes on three men and gives her airtight derriere to them! The photo shoot just gets better when they stick their dicks into all of her pleasure holes at once! They all erupt on her sexy face!

Pierre Woodman saves his conquest scene with Yelena Schiffer for last. The leggy Russian looks visibly disturbed and nervous when she opens the Private smut mag. Woodman pitches the advantages of doing porn like the veteran pornographer he is, but he isn't successful because she walks out of the interview. After thinking about it, Yelena decides that she was too narrow-minded and is ready to be "Woodmanized" in all her love holes. 

FINAL THOUGHTS: So far, Castings 16 is the best volume on DVD.



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