Casting Couch Confessions 9 (Wildlife) Review

Expectations

I'm not quite sure what expectations to have of this disc. It is a Wildlife release and their titles have been all over the board. Guess we'll just have to see.

Capsule Review

This movie is a bit of an anomaly for me. This is a casting movie and that means lots of interviews. Most of you who read my reviews will realize that I really dislike interviews. But as far as interviews go, these really weren't bad. In fact a few of the questions were almost inspired. BUT... the sex is terribly uninspired, AND the girls leave a lot to be desired in the looks department. For the most part, the outfits are very attractive. But most of these girls have definitely chosen a career to which they are ill suited. I mean a few of these girls are downright ugly. And the presentation leaves a lot to be desired as well.

Technical

The technical merits of this disc are not particularly strong. In many ways, the video and lighting are downright amateurish. And the audio is almost unintelligable at times. Also, I don't know if it was just my copy, but I couldn't view anything while fast forwarding. Rather, the screen would lock up until I set the speed back to normal. This was a huge dissapointment with this disc.

Director

Tyce Bune

Extras

Photo gallery

Target Audience

New talent fans

Scene Review

Scene 1 - Shandra Serandon

Here is a perfect example of the incongruous nature of this disc. This girl is dressed very nice and sexy. She wears a schoolgirl skirt and top and very sexy shoes. The interview is good and her responses are sexy. But... this girl is downright ugly! I mean it folks. I'm not trying to be nasty here, but this girl has no business in porn. She is very overweight and has a face that could stop a freight train. Anyway, there is a shaving scene if it matters to you. I can't describe this scene... it was horrifying! Whack Factor: 0

Scene 2 - Alexis Scott

Alexis is at least normally proportioned as a female. She looks a bit old and tired to be doing casting couch interviews though. She wears a fairly cheezy pink minidress with black hearts on it. When she bends over we find that her posterior is her best side. Alright, she does vag and PTM. Then comes the anal. To start with, he lubes her up with what looks like lard. This stuff is nasty. It makes her ass and pussy foam and froth like she is rabid. Then, when she rides cowgirl, we see all of the cellulite. I'm sorry, I can't continue. I think I'm getting sick. Whack Factor: 0

Scene 3 - Jewels

This is the only truly attractive girl on the DVD. She could be a porn star. Some of you will not like her fake tits, but I find them to be a blessed relief! She does a little tease while she gives a way too long interview. Then she jumps straight to some uninspired vag fucking. She does a little PTM and takes a weak pop shot. Whack Factor: 3

Scene 4 - Claire Bandit

Claire is a not bad looking brunette. She wears a dainty pink top and a pair of stockings. She truly looks to young to be a porn girl. Her skin is so white that it looks almost unhealthy. She goes to her knees and gives what is easily the best BJ of the disc. Then she does some uninspired fucking with no pop shot. Whack Factor: 2

Scene 5 - Layne Young

Here we go again. Another girl who is too deficient in the looks department to be a porn girl. She is an asian girl who is tolerable at best. She answers stupid questions. Then she puts in an insipid sex performance. I'm pretty tired of this DVD. Whack Factor: 0

Scene 6 - Daisy Thomas

Wow, just how many rocks did they have to turn over to find these girls? Daisy looks like a housewife from a trailer in Hoboken. God, just how plain a girl can you find? Anyway, her sexual performance is about as inspired as her looks. Whack Factor: 2

Scene 7 - Marina Alexis

Perhaps if you are into over made up, overweight middle eastern girls with stretch marks that think they are little hotties, this might be the scene for you. I found it somewhere between a bad joke and repulsive. Whack Factor: 0

In Conclusion

There is only one scene here that is even remotely whackable. And that is only because it is contrasted against the rest of the trash on this disc. What a waste of a perfectly good piece of aluminum!

Overall Whack Factor: 0

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