Car Wash Angels 2 Review
VCA
Studio: VCA
Category: Straight
Directed by: Jim Holliday
Starring: Jill Kelly, Allysin Chaynes, Julie Meadows, Inari Vachs, Chloe, Shayla LaVeaux, Gina Ryder, Daisy Chain, Tabitha Stevens, Anita Cannibal, Bobbi Bliss, Renee LaRue, Felelicia, Brooke Hunter, Veronica Caine, Sydnee Steele
Released on: 5/18/2000
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Reviewed by Draken on 7/30/2000
Pre Viewing Expectations
Wow, the case says this feature is over three hours. This will be the first porno I've watched that is longer than most main stream motion pictures. There is a bit of a write up about the plot, but it expects one to have watched the first one in the series (which I have not). Also noted are the 11 scenes and the 33 girls staring in this feature. Mention of filling Jill Kelly's three holes is also made.
The Main Event
As promised on the case, there are eleven sex scenes in this movie. Most are typical male/female parings. There are a couple of group sex scens, including the "all holes filled" scene. This doesn't involve three men, but two men and either a dildo or pussy to occupy the third opening. Not exactly air tight, and a bit disappointing. Many of the scenes are quite long, to the point of being too long. I found myself getting bored with this, often noting it was time they moved on to something new.
The plot is supposed to revolve around a car wash, which is going mobile to make money. The thirty three women noted on the cover are employees of this car wash. However, very little of the movie is even about a car wash. There are a couple of scenes of many (33 perhaps??) women washing a car, but otherwise, they play no part in the movie. The sex scenes revolve around a few main characters, the primary one being Jill Kelly. This is unfortunate as many of the women washing the cars are pretty hot, but never get to appear in a sex scene. Perhaps a better title for this move would have been "Jill and a Couple of Friends Get It In The Ass". There is heavy emphasis in anal scenes, as well as a bit of a foot fetish. And if the plot line wasn't fucked up enough, there is a scene of a bunch of Vikings eating then fucking around a table. To make it even more perverse, throw in some cell phones and sunglasses. A thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters didn't come up with the complete works of Shakespear, they came up with the plot of this movie.
The Details
The audio level varies in level at times, almost as often as the plot changes. Otherwise, the audio is mostly vocal talking of the female performers. If I didn't know better, I would have though I was watching "Trash Talking Co-eds" again. I'm not seeing much difference in these two features from Jim Holliday.
The video is crish and clear, but the action is sometimes lost in the shadows. Better camera work or placement would have helped this.
The extras list is the same as "Trash Talking Co- eds" down to the preview for "Eye Candy 2". The bios changed, and the photos changed, but little else did. If you've seen it, or presumably anything else from Jim Holliday, this part of the disc can be skipped.
Conclusion
All in all, a plotless pile of tripe which doesn't even live up to its billing on the case. Thirty seconds of footage of 33 women washing a car doesn't make a movie about a car wash. And the fact that all cars are washed in the same place shoots down the plotline about it going mobile. Extremly disappointing, so much so, I can't even recommend fans of Jim Holliday or Jill Kelly to buy this one.
Wow, the case says this feature is over three hours. This will be the first porno I've watched that is longer than most main stream motion pictures. There is a bit of a write up about the plot, but it expects one to have watched the first one in the series (which I have not). Also noted are the 11 scenes and the 33 girls staring in this feature. Mention of filling Jill Kelly's three holes is also made.
The Main Event
As promised on the case, there are eleven sex scenes in this movie. Most are typical male/female parings. There are a couple of group sex scens, including the "all holes filled" scene. This doesn't involve three men, but two men and either a dildo or pussy to occupy the third opening. Not exactly air tight, and a bit disappointing. Many of the scenes are quite long, to the point of being too long. I found myself getting bored with this, often noting it was time they moved on to something new.
The plot is supposed to revolve around a car wash, which is going mobile to make money. The thirty three women noted on the cover are employees of this car wash. However, very little of the movie is even about a car wash. There are a couple of scenes of many (33 perhaps??) women washing a car, but otherwise, they play no part in the movie. The sex scenes revolve around a few main characters, the primary one being Jill Kelly. This is unfortunate as many of the women washing the cars are pretty hot, but never get to appear in a sex scene. Perhaps a better title for this move would have been "Jill and a Couple of Friends Get It In The Ass". There is heavy emphasis in anal scenes, as well as a bit of a foot fetish. And if the plot line wasn't fucked up enough, there is a scene of a bunch of Vikings eating then fucking around a table. To make it even more perverse, throw in some cell phones and sunglasses. A thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters didn't come up with the complete works of Shakespear, they came up with the plot of this movie.
The Details
The audio level varies in level at times, almost as often as the plot changes. Otherwise, the audio is mostly vocal talking of the female performers. If I didn't know better, I would have though I was watching "Trash Talking Co-eds" again. I'm not seeing much difference in these two features from Jim Holliday.
The video is crish and clear, but the action is sometimes lost in the shadows. Better camera work or placement would have helped this.
The extras list is the same as "Trash Talking Co- eds" down to the preview for "Eye Candy 2". The bios changed, and the photos changed, but little else did. If you've seen it, or presumably anything else from Jim Holliday, this part of the disc can be skipped.
Conclusion
All in all, a plotless pile of tripe which doesn't even live up to its billing on the case. Thirty seconds of footage of 33 women washing a car doesn't make a movie about a car wash. And the fact that all cars are washed in the same place shoots down the plotline about it going mobile. Extremly disappointing, so much so, I can't even recommend fans of Jim Holliday or Jill Kelly to buy this one.
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