Captain America XXX: An Axel Braun Parody Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  1/12/2017

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming at Vivid.com. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
The fate of the powerful Cosmic Cube is up in the air, and it falls upon Captain America and company to keep it out of the hands of the super baddies in "Captain America XXX", a very good, 2014 release from Vivid and uber-director Axel Braun. Along the way, there's plenty of subterfuge, fighting, comic-style action, and...of course...hot and steamy fucking...all to keep the viewer enjoying the fun from sticky start to fornicating finish. Indeed, this release is nice in that there's an assortment of characters presented, all fairly authentically, and every one of the sex scenes hits (or exceeds) the mark. It's truly difficult to pick out highlights here, as everyone puts on a strong performance, but I'm particularly partial to Kleio Valentien's work (...she always seems to deliver...) and also that of the extremely dirty Phoenix Marie, who simply exudes sexuality in every frame. While the plot isn't as deeply developed as it might be, it's still enough to hold the audience's attention, despite its dreaded "to be continued" type of ending. So...in all, fans of Marvel's superheroes and villains, any of the ladies, and/or Braun's parodies will almost certainly want to check this one out. Think of it more or less as naughty nookie for nerds that just about anyone can enjoy. While this particular release doesn't represent the director's absolute best work, it's still certainly quite good and worthy of a look.

In terms of the sex, the good Captain, Aaron Wilcox, gets down to going down on a busty, blonde G.I. Jane, the luscious Britney Amber, on a cot in an Army tent (Scene One). Of course, being a multi-talented man, he does much more than just eat a slice of her apple pie, as he slips his hotdog into her bun and ultimately goes all Fourth of July all over her face. 'Murica... Fuck Yeah! In Scene Two, Crossbones (Derrick Pierce) pounds out the vengeful, "reprogrammed" Sin (Claire Robbins) after she threatens him whilst the two are training at his lair. It should come as no surprise that the Red Skull's daughter is as deadly with her pussy and ass as she is her weaponry, as Bones quickly finds out. She fucks and sucks him into submission in no time, and this bad-guy boffing bottoms out with a bum-fucking to a bulls-eye on Robbins' chest, breasts, and tongue. Scene Three pairs up a gorgeous blonde SHIELD agent who's gone rogue, Phoenix Marie, and the leaping French villain, Batroc (Giovanni Francisco), after the latter has sold the Cosmic Cube to the former for a substantial chunk of change. Of course, an added perk to the deal is a raunchy romp with the dirty-talking Phoenix, who gives up her mouth and pussy to her co-conspirator. A sloppy cum-shot on her open ass-cheeks caps off this carnal caper. In Scene Four, the magenta-haired Diamondback (Kleio Valentien), Quicksilver (Bill Bailey), and the Falcon (Tyler Knight) have a Cube-infused romp in the back of a warehouse where they were just held captive. Kleio is her usually beautiful and sexy self--a true knockout--and both of her super-studs are up to the challenge of fucking her daylights out. A steamy oral and vaginal threesome ensues, with the good times ultimately coming to a close all over Ms. Valentien's lovely face in the form of a double-facial. Scene Five brings together the always-plotting Baron Zemo (Some Dude) and Hell Cat (Jessica Some), whom he's placed under a form of mind control, back at his computer-laden lair. Zemo's plans for world domination really seem to wet the Cat's litter box, as she immediately drops to her knees and begins to suck off her new master. An erotic, costume-clad canoodling occurs, with the two coupling up orally and vaginally until the Baron blasts her in the face with his spuzz. Not bad... not bad at all.