Candy Striper, The Review

Samantha Saint as Kelly, the Candy Striper
James Deen
Xander Corvus
Erik Everhard
Toni Ribas
Kyle Stone
Anna Morna
Bonnie Rotten
Brooklyn Chase
Rilynn Rae

“My dream has always been to help others in need. That's why I joined the glorious ranks of the hospital volunteers, the unsung heroes of the medical world, the Florence Nightengale's of the un-credentialed. For I am a Candy Striper.”

The movie opens with Samantha Saint enthusiastically saying these lines off screen which sets the tone for the entire movie! Ms. Saint is Kelly, the Candy Striper on her first day at Our Lady of the Last Hope hospital. She is brilliantly funny and believable as a well meaning, if somewhat ditzy, hospital volunteer.

First, she meets with the head doctor, played perfectly by veteran actor Kyle Stone, to find out the 'lay of the land'. These transition scenes are well written and there are quite a few laugh out loud lines in them. After a brief scene of dialogue she is off the help “Poster Boy Donor – Craig Danielson. Rhodes Scholar, MacArthur Fellow, Olympic athlete and the youngest person ever to win the Nobel Prize in Economics” played by the dashing, James Deen, to make a successful sperm deposit.

This is the funniest scene in a very humorous movie! Mr. Deen has shown he can work in adult entertainment or mainstream as well as drama or comedy. His delivery is as impeccably sharp as his suits. He can illicit a laugh with a single facial expression and does. The camaraderie between Deen and Saint is palpable. They play off of each other with perfect timing. It's like watching a XXX Burns and Allen. Saint's “sexy dance” and Deen's reaction are priceless!

Deen's character is there to make a sperm donation. Somehow this seems to go awry every month, so the Kelly is there to ensure everything comes out properly this time. Deen's character requires Kelly's help “For medical, scientific purposes”...repeatedly. (Don't miss the posters for Wicked.com that decorate the walls of the room!)

The sex is fast paced and fun to watch. Mr. Deen's smile makes viewers smile. As with the entire film, they don't spend an inordinate amount of time in any one position. There are some angles of Mr. Deen that his fans will absolutely LOVE. His dialogue is easily heard. Some of Mr Deen's hallmark phrases that fans look for are missing or whispered too low to be heard, unfortunately.

Next, Kelly is off to deal with a 'Code Brown' and a difficult, elderly patient. The young wife of the patient is played by Brooklyn Chase. After her husband has been dealt with it is time for her 'check up' with with the good doctor played by veteran Canadian import-Erik Everhard..

We get to see a few great shots of Mr. Everhard's sweet smile and charming dimples. This sex was well done, perfectly paced and exciting to watch. Mr. Everhard and Ms. Rae certainly worked up a sweat, in a very good way. As a bonus we got to see an over the shoulder view that showed some of Mr. Everhard's face as he came. THAT is always a treat when watching any male talent!

For the next scene, Kelly is in the nurse's locker room. She is taking a shower to recover from the 'Code Brown'. This scene is G/G with Anna Morna as another nurse. Ms Drake and Ms Morna engage in fun locker room sex as Mr Stone watches them, unnoticed.

After a slapstick funny scene with a couple trying to get a hospital room Kelly is pulled into a room by a female doctor. In this G/G/B scene the doctor is played by Rilynn Rae who needs Kelly's help because her patient was in a wheat thresher accident and she needs to see if his newly rebuilt, now 'bionic', penis is fully functional. I'll go ahead and spoil it for you, it IS. The patient is played by Barcelona bred veteran, Toni Ribas. Mr. Ribas is able to communicate more with his eyes than some actors do with their entire body. This gentleman has the most compelling 'come hither' facial expressions imaginable. The threesome cover every inch of that hospital bed in their 'test drive'.

Finally, Kelly is grabbed by Bonnie Rotten who has received a call that her boyfriend, played by Xander Corvus, is in the hospital and she is most distraught because ”mole removal is a silent assassin”. The verbal interaction between Mr. Corvus and Ms. Rotten is sharply funny in a wonderfully dark way. Mr. Corvus is another adult entertainment actor with tremendous range proving here why he is one of the busiest actors in porn today.

This is another G/G/B scene as Kelly in on the couple's 'final moments' together. There is an intense on screen chemistry between these three that makes this scene something special. The sex seems urgent, frantic and enthralling. Mr. Corvus seems to have had the freedom here to go as he pleased. His expertise and being so obviously invested in the scene makes this the best sex in the movie.

The Candy Striper was released by Wicked Pictures and Jonathan Morgan in 2013. This is an incredibly well written film with a lot of laughs for viewers. Each actor and actress in The Candy Striper is so perfectly cast for their comedic talents that this movie would be worth watching even without the sex scenes. It's just as fresh and funny today as when it was originally released. Defintely worth your time and money to see. A terrific couples film and very female viewer friendly. Rent it or sign up for Wicked.com to see it.