Can You Be a Pornstar? 1 & 2 Review

Initial Thoughts: I don't even know how to begin to explain this one, but I guess I start by saying it's awfully entertaining. I didn't see it then, but I am lead to believe that this was a series on one of the adult networks, and this is the DVD and harder hardcore version. Think of it as a Survivor meets Fear Factor reality TV show that focuses on only sexual activities. It's porn reality TV, and it is actually pretty well done. The goal is to see which one of the ladies can or could be a real pornstar. There is a supposed $100,000 prize and a fuck film contract for the winner. Each episode debuts more girls, and they eventually end up with a winner, although this is not the complete series. Personally I hate just about all reality TV shows, but this I found entertaining. If your looking for outright sex, your gonna be a little dissapointed, because the actual sex that is here, is short and awkward really. It's mostly interview, gameshow style stunts with an adult twist, and some sexy teasing and stripping, and a little bit of hardcore sex thrown in. It is the first two episodes of the series, and is around 3 hours long, with a couple decent extras thrown in too. Check it out for entertainment value, but it does deliver that.

Technical Considerations: Everything is pretty much acceptable. Picture is a bit fuzzy, and sound is sometimes distant, camera work is off kilter and not in a good spot sometimes, and lighting is sometimes to dark, but overall it's acceptable. Menu's are motion chaptered and simple to navigate and read.

Condom Usage: None

Scene Breakdown

Episode 1: The Rundown

Nude Slumber party, with just the girls getting naked and messing around a little.

Striptease 1: Princess does her thing and does a sexy outdoor dance and strip for us.

Striptease 2: Kate gets out of her uniform and gets naked and masturbates.

Striptease 3: Christy does her strip outside out of her blue skirt and bikini top. some picture in picture interview too. Decent

Striptease 4: Jessica in a sexy leather bondage outfit and taped up nipples comes out and does a sexy strip in smoke, and again some PIP interview.

Sex Challenge 1: The girls get naked and compete to build a human sundae. Great stuff, the girls get full of chocalate syrup and whip cream, and rub each other all over, sprinkles and all kinds of topping included. They kiss and lick each other off, and Tabitha Stevens is the host here.

Sextra Credit: Pretty hot and entertaining stunt where the girls each get a banana and a condom, and have to get the condom on the banana with thier mouths. They end up getting naked and playing a little.

Dr. Eva: The girls go to a medical doctor or something and have a group therapy type session that they talk about and get some instruction on sucking off a cock. Dildos are used as the man meat.

Wedding Night Jitters: after some fighting and some club activity, we get our first sex scene, nearly 50 minutes into the disc. Princess and Jessica do a wedding night enactment, and end up all over each other. It turns into a pretty hot girl on girl scene, and the girls are fairly energetic and into one another, they bump cunts and finger and lick each other, but it is only a few minutes long. The judges then watch and discuss the scene.

Sexercise in the Gym: Christy gets her turn to have sex, and does so with a guy. They strip quickly, and he rams his dick in her mouth, she has some major issues with taking his cock down her throat, so he goes down on her for a while before hammering her pussy in missionary. She does some much better dick sucking after that, and really gets into getting screwed in doggy, showing some pornstar potential as she rides his dick cowgirl with some great energy. You can kind of buy that she wants the money and contract, she goes agter it eagerly. Brief spells of oral and doggy again, and he fires a load out onto her face which she takes well. 10:11 mins.

Home on the Range: Kate gets her turn to screw now too, and she plays a cowgirl on a ranch when her guy comes out to see what she is up to, they go to work. The caress each other, and she goes to work sucking his cock, but he takes quite a while to get hard, and the light is fading before she has a stiff dick in her mouth. They fuck out on the bed of a truck, but some of the camera angles keep us from seeing anything, she gets on his dick though and has a little energy, but it's it pretty much point A to point B fucking. They are a bit awkward with one another, but she builds up the heat a little and jerks him off in her open mouth for a decent popshot. The judges again score the scene. 9:00 mins.

Episode Duration: 81:00 mins

Episode 2: The Rundown

Arrival: Tabitha Stevens comes out and starts things off, and soon we get to see the new batch of girls arrive for this episode and they have a drink.

Slumber Party: Same deal as the first time, the girls play around and have some fun with a blowup doll and stuff like that. There is some naked hot tub action with smoking and drinking, and one of the girls gets arrested and taken into the house, where she has some fun with the cop. She blows him in the bedroom, and they have a brief fuck before he cums on her belly before she runs back out to rejoin the naked contestants in the jacuzzi.

Striptease 1: Lonnie gets the first shot here, and she is a verty cute blond wth a nice set of breasts. She interviews through PIP again while she strips down and does a sexy dance outside amongst the trees.

Striptease 2: Leila is next up and again interviews some while we see her strip as she poses as a repair person. She has a nice body and gets fairly grunge erotic as she strips in a repair van.

Striptease 3: Stephanie likes the outdoors too, and the sexy blond struts her stuff out by the pool. She is a little less familiar with doing this sort of thing or atleast it appears so, but she gets into the rhythm and shows us her body.

Striptease 4: Nicole, or Nikki Loren as she is now known, fits right into this scheme, and really knows how to flaunt herself in front of the camera, she removes her pink and black lingerie and teases us nicely.

Sex Challenge: Nude twister hosted by Ed Powers, Ginger Lynn, and Shayla La Veaux is the deal this time around. and play name that pussy afterwords with blindfolds, every body gets nude and has a good time.

After hours: The girls hit the town and have some alcohol fueled fun, they go try on some clothes and hit the porn walk of fame, and that's mostly it.

Cocoa Butter me Up: Lonnie and Nicole at poolside have a chat, and that leads to you know what. Before long the girls are all over each other and kiss and lick thier good bits. A dildo comes out and they fuck each other with it inserted into thier pussies, and that ends the show.

OOh Doctor, It Hurts" Stephanie takes a trip to see her doctor for a sore throat and the like, and before long she gets docs secret remedy, being his cock down her throat. They fuddle about an awkward sixty nine, but he gives her a good stiff screwing which she energetically takes, in doggy, cowgirl and missionary in brief periods and the camera work again impedes our vision. There is some chemistry between them, and he finishes by cumming a small bit on her pelvis. The judges have at it afterwards.

The Ultimate Sex-retary: Leila gets to play the part of the secretary and ease her bosses mind by fucking him. The exchange oral pleasantries with Leila doing a decent blowjob and stripping while she gets her muff licked. he gives her a very quick ramming in missionary and both cowgirl positions before he pulls back and fires a load of sperm on her feet, she blows him to cleanup and the judges ramble some more.

Stephanie takes the cake and we go on to the next episodes. but not in this review, because that's a whole nother disc.

Episode Duration: 87:00 mins

Extra Stuff

Behind the Scenes: 11:38 mins and an interesting look behind the production, some interviews from the real pornstars and some of the wannabes. A little extra sex too.

Deleted Scene: Only about 1:45 mins, and basically just 4 of the contestants getting naked and getting in a pile.

Photo Gallery: 45 pics of sex action from the movie, and around 4 minutes long.

Trailers: There are trailers for other Hustler releases. "Professianals 5", "Reel Joe", "Asian Fever 19", "Girl + Girl 9"."Barely Legal 49", "Busty Beauties 12".

Other Extras: Phone Sex adds, Hustler.com, and Hustler Hollywood info.

Final Thoughts and Recommendations:

It's pretty much a one of a kind series, and it has some good entertainment value, but I do have to admitt, that it started to get kind of old by the end of the second episode, and they didn't mix it up all that much. If your looking for something different to watch, or you like reality TV, I would recommend this one, but if your looking for a stroke disc or a good couples film to get you in the mood, this one really isn't that. I'd suggest a rental to see what the fuss is about or if you missed part of it when it aired, but the fans of this kind of thing will probably want to add it to thier collections. If you have questions or comments about this review, please contact me at Linustr@Yahoo.com. Thanks for reading.