Buttman's Revenge Review

Reviewed by Long Noel  on  2/3/2008

Buttman’s Revenge (1992)
Themes: Ass Obsession, Anal, Spanking
Starring: Nina Hartley, Tianna (aka “Buttwoman”), Porsche Lynn, Heather Hart, Suzie Matthews, Lauren Mick, Melanie Moore, Teddy Austin, Woody Long, Sean Michaels, Felipe, Bruce Seven & John “Buttman” Stagliano
Produced by: Patrick Collins
Written & Directed by: John “Buttman” Stagliano & Bruce Seven
Company: Evil Angel/Elegant Angel

IMRPESSION:
If you don’t know this by now, I am a huge fan of “Buttman” skin flicks. He brings out the best and the baddest porno flicks of all time, dedicated to the most beautiful and bootylicious women all over the world. His flicks and the flicks brought out by his Evil Angel company crank out quality pornography. More than half of the DVDs in my porno collection are all from him. “Buttman’s Revenge” is a flick that has been very hard to find for me to rent at my local video store. I finally found a copy of it to rent and I had a rough time trying to decide whether I should have rented this or “An American Buttman in London” and I picked this one. I’m so damn glad that I picked this one. I also know that Nina Hartley is one badass mama who’s been in the porn industry for a very long time and I’m glad to finally see her in a “Buttman” movie.

HIGHLIGHTS:
Let me start by saying that there are 7 scenes in this flick, with there being 3 tease-only scenes, 1 lesbian scene and 3 of them being heterosexual sex. The first scene includes Lauren Mick, who looks as if she’s in her 40s or 50s. She’s really attractive, although she’s not a head-turner. She plays as a bailiff who’s trying to evict John and she winds up going through some magazines of his, showing us her shape ass and placing some long and thick dildos up her pussy and ass before leaving.

The second scene is a lesbian scene which includes Tianna aka “Buttwoman” (with her fine, motherfucking-ass-self)! , Suzie & Heather. Tianna is truly sexy, bootylicious and reminds me of a female friend of mine. Bruce Seven is in this scene for a little while, performing some BDSM on a woman, spanking her ass with a whip while she’s handcuffed. He disappears after the women get through dancing, showing their butts and giving lap dances. The women go to a gym where they ride bikes, climb the elliptical machine and tone up their asses. Then, they all get fucked senseless with fingers and one chick gets her ass and thighs spanked senseless while she’s getting her pussy reamed out by the fingers and hands of another woman. Later on, some dude sneaks up on them, watches them and another one comes to the scene and fucks one of the women. This scene was fire and I loved it. This is better than anything you’ll see in any “Buttslammers” flick. This is reminiscent to some of the shit I saw in one of those “Buttwoman” flicks that came out several years ago, which starred Tiffany Mynx & Charlene Aspen. This scene was a flawless victory.

The third scene with Lauren Mick & a white dude named Woody was really average and nothing remarkable occurred here. The fourth scene includes a homeless “Buttman” strolling through the park, checking out a girl who resembles Juliette Lewis (from “Natural Born Killers”) who’s got a real nice booty peaking out of the bottom of her daisy dukes.

The fifth scene includes Tianna, Porsche & Melanie. These women are teasing the camera with their behinds and engaging in bondage and spanking. Nothing really hardcore, though. Sean Michaels shows up, talks with Bruce Seven and winds up fucking the women with his B.B.C. There’s no anal sex; I guess he might have been to big for these women. Although I’ve seen better interracial sex scenes, this one was a flawless victory, which included nice skin contrasts, nice booty footage and some light bondage, which included Sean being too shy to spank one of the women’s asses with a whip. You can tell that the women were very much into him and his sexual prowess, even for the women who weren’t fucking him at the time, because they were impressed by his big dick.

Who is that woman that starred in “Boogie Nights” as a woman who cuckolded her husband and drove him to suicide? NINA HARTLEY, WITH HER BAD ASS! Nina Hartley always struck me as being a brainy, feisty-ass freak with hella booty and demeanor. You know what? There’s a guy who’s about to fuck her named Felipe. And when I first saw Felipe (the very first time I saw a Buttman flick), I actually thought Felipe was John “Buttman” Stagliano. I mean, they both look alike. And for awhile, I thought Felipe was “Buttman”. Anyway, Nina Hartley is right under the sun wearing a bikini and when Felipe & “Buttman” approach her, it’s all over. She gets feisty, talkative and did I mention she has some very beautiful ocean blue eyes? There’s a lot of immaculate, heavenly shots of her booty in a thong, switching and being felt on and grabbed by Felipe while she’s hugged up on him. She starts to give him a BJ, telling John lavishly “Your eyes are popping out of your head, John!” Then, Nina and Felipe both have some nice and athletic sex. Oh, and there is some anal sex included in this scene, although it doesn’t last as long as the vaginal sex. This scene is a flawless victory and I loved every single minute of it. Although there are three scenes that received the “Flawless Victory” treatment from me, this one really stuck to me and happens to be one of Nina Hartley’s greatest moments and one of the greatest scenes John “Buttman” Stagliano has ever shot!

NEGATIVES:
You know what? The only negatives in this flick is that Lauren Mick doesn’t get her ass tapped properly by Woody Long. Her solo/tease sequence was much better than her heterosexual fuck scene. I won’t say Woody’s sex is weak, but the sex in her scene with him is just average. The tease scene with Tianna, Teddy & Tony is a really weak tease scene, as well. These are the only negatives in this flick. Although I love this flick, it’s not something I can watch all the way through, thanks to these two scenes. Otherwise, there are no negatives as far as the film is concerned. This flick has a small plot to it that includes Buttman trying to get revenge on the people who has wronged him and trying to compete with another pornographer (Patrick Collins, I believe). I don’t have a problem with this, but it’s kind of unnecessary.

DVD QUALITY:
This flick was made in 1992 and the picture quality shows it’s age very well. However, the picture quality isn’t that bad. The audio quality isn’t good, because it seems as if the treble is very low and there are some parts where the sound is fading and draining away. You understand what I’m saying? This DVD contains the usual EA special features (filmographies, bio, cast list, cumshot recaps & photo gallery). Other than the terrible audio quality, this DVD's quality is very good. The photo used for the menu doesn't fit the film's moment, however. You won't see any extra footage or trailers at all like you do in many of today's Evil Angel DVDs.

OVERALL:
Although I have seen better “Buttman” flicks, this one happens to be one of the ten greatest skin flicks John Stagliano has ever created. Although I can’t watch it all the way through (and I have to skip two scenes), I just had to buy it. The same day I saw this, I had found this on VHS Tape and decided to buy the VHS Tape. The reason why I didn’t buy the DVD is only because it just wasn’t that good and based on my strict count of DVDs that I’ve allowed myself to own, any porno I have on DVD is something that I have to watch all the way through. If I owned more than 10 or 15 porno DVDs, I would own this on DVD. But since I’ve told myself that I wouldn’t own more than ten, then I grabbed this on VHS Tape. I’ve enjoyed this much more than something like “Buttman’s Anal Show” (which is a tight flick) and there are a lot of remarkable moments in this movie. Nina Hartley really turned me on, kept me aroused and kept my attention span up. I found myself using the rewind and slow-motion buttons a lot in her scene. I’ve done this with the girl/girl scene with Tianna as well! I only regret that I’ve overlooked this video for as long as I did, but I’ve gained an interest in seeing this flick ever since sometime last year. I’m just glad that this flick wasn’t another “Buttman vs. Buttwoman” (which bored me so bad). I highly recommend this flick. If you don’t see this one, apparently, you don’t like ass, you don’t like Nina Hartley nor Tianna. There’s so much more that I could say about this flick, but I’ll conclude with the fact that this is one of the greatest fuck flicks I’ve ever seen. Everything is done with class, tact and time, like most “Buttman” flicks and you won’t see any of those sick, nasty, trifling-ass anal gapes, creampie/cum-farting bullshit that you see in today’s ass-obsessed porno flicks. Although I can not see myself giving this flick a 5-star rating (95+%), this flick deserves to be owned in any porn-freak’s collection. Again, Nina Hartley blew my mind completely. So did Tianna. And I loved it. And that's why I had to grab a copy (on VHS)!

RATING SCALE: 92.2%
BOTTOM LINE: Please, either check it our or own it!