This budget-price
DVD is a re-issue of a 1997 compilation, serving to remind us of simpler
times when all that mattered was getting a beautiful girl with a big butt
in front of Buttman's camera.
Cassidy & Heidi Kat (from
Buttman vs. Buttwoman, June 1992)
While checking out a property some place near the California shoreline,
John chances upon a dance lesson being given indoors by Sean Michaels
to two curvy students. As always, the girls never call the cops when they
spot the voyeuristic cameraman hiding in the bushes as each girl in turn
comes outside for a break. First, cute Cassidy, with short brown hair
and a clinging pink dress that hides her small tits but barely covers
her large ass, then taller, darker Heidi, emerge from the house and find
themselves the subject of John's bumbling charm and inquisitive camera.
Each girl treats him to a delightful tease session with lots of panties
pulled tight and plenty of butt shots. While I can only concur with John's
exclamation about her exceptional cheeks when Cassidy raises her skirt,
the best line comes when Heidi bends over while chatting with about her
potential dance career. "Oh, what a future you have!" John gasps. Great
stuff!
John follows Heidi indoors, and somehow blags his way into not only filming
the lesson but also actually getting to take part! Sean takes over the
camera while John joins in with the girls' gyrations and before you know
it, Heidi and John are sucking Cassidy's lovely perky tits. A couple of
ticks later, John has his head sandwiched between both girls' fantastic
butt cheeks.
By the time the girls are finally getting to grips with Sean's cock, the
dance class has long since been forgotten and John has treated the viewer
to a procession of amazing shots - panties dropping, girls bending over,
gentle girl-girl sex, beer slurped from tits and lots more good stuff
admiring their fine curvy bodies flexing this way and that. None more
so than the shots around Cassidy sucking Sean's cock while she has Heidi
eating her pussy. The sex proceeds in these sort of sexy tangles, one
girl fucking while eating the other's pussy and so on. There's a nice
interlude with Cassidy sweetly inquiring how Heidi can swallow Sean's
cock, before they get back to the bump and grind. Both girls enjoy more
of the relatively slow, sensual sex before Sean erupts all over Cassidy's
body, and Heidi swallows Sean's cock one last time. Great stuff: two really
charming, natural girls and a good mixture of funny build-up, sexy tease
and feel-good fucking.
Nina Hartley (from
Butt Freak, October 1992)
The mystery ass, probably readily identifiable to hardcore fans, that
John follows upstairs as the scene opens is soon revealed to belong to
this vision in white fishnet - none other than Nina Hartley. Surely everyone
knows about Nina's rear end? Right. So I shall refrain from further comment,
as I am not really an admirer. She gets into action with John's buddy
Felipe, a muscle-bound mullet-head who soon has his tongue in Nina's ass.
She bends over to suck his cock simultaneously, and then John passes the
camera to Felipe so he can enjoy having Nina sit on his face. "Asshole,
pussy, clit!" instructs Nina. As she adjusts her position on his tongue,
her tan-lined, thick-nipped tits bulge from the fishnet body stocking
and soon she has John trapped between her thighs. Felipe leaves them to
it.
When he returns, Felipe finds a crop-wielding Nina has her willing captive
crawling round the floor after her ass. She's now in a little black and
gold dress, hoisted round her waist as Felipe reverts to performing duties,
toying with Nina's round cheeks. He quickly fucks her over the arm of
the couch and comes on her ass. John then takes his turn, and does likewise,
rubbing the jizz into Nina's skin. So, the sex is not exactly impressive,
and while I can admire Nina's attributes I am not a fan, so there's little
to write home about on this scene, even if it's all bright and fun and
really quite well done. Felipe's appalling hairstyle does merit a mention,
and John's is little better. Not that I am one to talk - you should have
seen my barnet in 1992!
Sabrina (from
Buttman's Bend Over Brazilian Babes 2, November 1993)
Joey, Felipe and John are out and about in Rio, I presume, where Felipe's
outfit, or lack thereof, suggests it's okay to walk down the street in
Speedos, and nothing else. At least he's sorted his haircut! The three
approach a pretty, well put together young woman. While Felipe and John
bullshit this sandy-blonde girl with the usual nonsense, Joey lies down
in the street, feigning fatigue as a thinly veiled excuse to look up her
short skirt! Very amusing. Felipe comments that her combination of fairer
complexion and big behind are because she's from the south of Brazil,
and is likely to have some German rather than Portuguese heritage.
Sabrina accompanies them back to an apartment where John and Felipe keep
up the façade of having her dance for a potential video, but Joey comically
makes no secret of his lecherous intent. Once her smallish tits but impressive,
sizeable ass cheeks are exposed, there's no pretence about what's going
to happen. She's a well-built girl indeed, as demonstrated when she shoves
Felipe away when he tries to take things a touch further than merely showing
her to the camera. All the ass-worshipping, face-sitting pleasure is for
Joey alone.
I must admit Sabrina didn't really grab me at first, but once the sex
starts and you can see she's into it, I start to warm to her. However,
true understanding only arrives when Joey's cock literally pops into what
must be a very tight pussy, and he completely loses his cool, laughing
how this must be the worst scene he's shot, but also the best. I can relate
- it must be hard to maintain a veneer of professionalism if Sabrina's
pussy is as hot, wet and tight as it looks. Then there's the way she rides
back against him, those awesome cheeks really doing it for me, and obviously
for Joey too - the cleft between them so deep he can fuck it till he comes!
In between, there's plenty of sex with a great, natural feel, highlighted
by shots of Sabrina's flushed face almost shyly peering out from under
her hair as she rides, and naturally, a wealth of awesome shots of an
awesome ass. No wonder Joey is flat out after. So maybe this isn't the
best scene ever, but the vibe is excellent, it's just fun all the way,
and I always love scenes where a girl comes out of her shell as Sabrina
does here.
Overall
Buttman's Favourite Big Butt Babes isn't being presented as a premium
product, and that's probably fair enough, as I couldn't make a case for
these being the best three butt-oriented scenes I've witnessed from the
talented Mr Stagliano. However, I did rather enjoy most of it, as there's
enough fun action, with a heavy emphasis on tease, to make this a tempting
little taste for those who want to explore the world of Buttman. My problem
with compilations is partly that once I have the taste, I want to get
the original products and end up duplicating the comp scenes thus rendering
it irrelevant. In short, I'd go for the originals most times, but the
movies from which these particular scenes originate aren't available on
DVD, so this comp may prove good value - especially at the low price it
should be offered at.
DVD Comments
The picture quality of the source footage for this disc is not quite up
to modern standards, but the age of the scenes has to be borne in mind,
and not just for the hairstyles. Generally, there are no serious visual
issues and all three scenes feature good, bright natural light making
it pretty easy on the eye. No real issues with sound, either, just a little
music here and there; all the dialogue is quite clear. The Evil Angel
fetish menu isn't used here and there is no extra footage. The DVD extras
include a Nina Hartley filmography, text biography of John Stagliano,
cast list and the usual photo gallery, plus trailers for Fashionistas
and Buttman's Anal Show 4. Note that Evil Angel intends this as a low-price
DVD and vendors should be selling it around half the usual price, e.g.
around $12.25 at the lowest in the ADT price search. Some retailers are
selling it full price, so beware!
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