Buttman's Butt Freak 2 Review

Reviewed by Long Noel  on  2/8/2008

Buttman’s Butt Freak II (1996)
Themes: Compilation, ass obsession, anal
Starring: Krysti Lynn, Sheena, Celeste, Nina Hartley, Anna Malle, Mona Lisa, Heather St. Clair, PJ Sparxx, Trixie Tyler, Danyel Cheeks, Tara Gold, Sydney, Nicole Lace, Tom Byron, Guy DiSilva, Woody Long, Patrick Collins, etc…
Written, produced & directed by: John “Buttman” Stagliano

IMPRESSION:
You know something? I didn’t even know this existed. I had no idea “Buttman’s Butt Freak 2” was another compilation. I usually dislike compilations, but after seeing “The Best of Buttman” and checking this one out, I just had to see it. Plus, the cast is absolutely no joke.

HIGHLIGHTS:
This is a compilation dedicated to butts and asses. This compilation consists of 15 scenes, which is six scenes less than what “The Best of Buttman” had. A majority of these scenes come from flicks like “Buttman’s Inferno”, “Buttman’s Wet Dream” & “Buttman’s Bend Over Babes 3”. Everything in this flick is dedicated to not only butt-cheeks, but it’s about butt-holes, too (unlike “The Best of Buttman”, which isn’t all about anuses and anal sex). Even during the opening credits, all you see is a moving, dancing, happy ass which belongs to Krysti Lynn while some hip-hop music is playing. Seeing this tore me apart and aroused the shit out of me like nothing else. Seeing Krysti Lynn always arouses me, I don’t care what flick she’s in. She was bad as hell. She also reminds me of Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio (You know, the actress who played as “Gina” in the 1983 version of “Scarface”…). Years ago, when I was really into pornography (more than I am today), I used to try to find every single flick she was in and rent all of them! She happens to be in two of the fifteen scenes in this compilation. I knew right then and there that this would be another bomb-ass “Buttman” compilation.

The first scene begins with John at a porn convention, camcording women sitting down in chairs with their asses propped up all properly and shit. Then, we see a multiple of scenes with different old-school female porn stars showing their booties, stuffing their butt holes with sex toys and guys’ dicks. Every scene is really hot, whether or not the guys are laying pipe right in whatever sex scenes there are. This is more of a tease video than it is a sex video, just like “The Best of Buttman”. There’s a mixture of white and Hispanic women in this video. There’s a lot of booty shots that involve dresses, thongs, bare booty, females climbing up stairs, bend-over shots, dancing, sitting, standing, etc… The difference between this and “The Best of Buttman” is that there’s no commentary for the scenes. You don’t see John watching these scenes, explaining anything to you. So, there’s more room for a lot of good shit. All of the ladies are in shape and most of them are flawless beauties with flawless booty. Two of these females have passed away due to similar, yet unfortunate circumstances. Krysti Lynn died in a car accident in 1995 while Anna Malle passed away about 11 years later due to the same thing. You can also see both of them in “Buttman’s Wet Dream”, which was a classic in the same rank as “Buttman’s Revenge” and “Buttman’s Ultimate Workout”. I fell in awe with Celeste, Sheena, a majority of the other women and I had no idea there was some “hidden” footage with Trixie Tyler. Some of the footage of Trixie Tyler is the same kind from “The Best of Buttman”, along with some other special moments we never saw from her at all. And I appreciate that.

I won’t say that sex is non-existent in this flick, because there are some dudes giving dick. The male sexual performances aren’t up to par with the likes of today’s male talent, but I’m not knocking the male talent for it. There’s also some lesbian sex involved. Again, this is really more of a tease video than it is a sex video.

NEGATIVES:
I’m not going to say that this compilation is lacking anything, because it isn’t. Nina Hartley is in this flick, but you never ever see her face. All you see is her back torso and her behind climbing up a flight of stairs alongside with Sydney St. James. It’s a shame that scene was cut short. The final scene with Krysti Lynn, Nicole Lace, John Stagliano and another dude was kind of weak. Only because the pipe wasn’t laid right. I didn’t think the dude (Jason Peters, I believe) was a match for Krysti at all. Also, why wasn’t Talia James Tianna (aka “Buttwoman”) in this video?

DVD QUALITY:
The a/v quality is excellent. You’ve got the usual EA features, which includes a photo gallery, filmographies and 3 trailers for “The Fashionistas” 1 & 2, as well as “Buttman’s Big Butt Backdoor Babes 3”, which starred Katja Kassin’s bad ass (a very good “Buttman” flick, by the way, which contains some Katja's finest screen-time). The DVD has a number of extras, unlike the DVD for "The Best of Buttman", which only had a cumshot recap, 4 trailers and a lousy photo gallery.

OVERALL:
This entire compilation has raw energy and some of the greatest booty a man can ever see in any porno-flick. The scenes weren’t very polished like the scenes that were put together for “The Best of Buttman”, but it aroused the hell out of me and made my BBC tough like cement. Just like “The Best of Buttman”, this is more of a tease video than it is a sex video. So, if you want to call this “The Best of Buttman 2” or what-have-you, then that’s up to you. The opening credits is enough to make any thinking man develop a fantasy of wanting to reach through the screen and have Krysti Lynn all to his damn self! After seeing this flick, I just had to own it. So, I’ve increased my limit to 10 DVDs and I’ve decided to exchange my copy of “Rocco’s Hardest Scenes” for this DVD. If you don’t cop this flick, you must not like butts and asses attached to the pristine torsos of white and Hispanic women. And you must not like Krysti Lynn or "Buttman"!

RATING PERCENTAGE: 96%
BOTTOM LINE: Own it!